***Official Friday Silliness***

I need a drink and it's only 8 AM ^ | 8/12/2005 | BJClinton

[BJClinton]

Well, Mr. B has decided to retire from the OFST chairmanship and turned the ping list over to me. So, in keeping with our pre-weekend ritual! Let the silliness commence!

[Rightly Biased]

And he put all of them there. During special sessions they multiply.

[fredhead]

MORE KAZOO!!!!

[Kate of Spice Island]

Hmmm...

[r-q-tek86]

And he put all of them there. During special sessions they multiply.

As a good Fightin' Texas Aggie... I see two meanings in that little joke...

[r-q-tek86]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN AUGUST WHEN. . . .

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?!"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out
and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk. Ah, what a place to call home.

God Bless Our State of TEXAS !!

[Rightly Biased]

Well I was talking about the political heroes that show up and pass laws about.........well nothing.


And BTW...Gig em!

[E Rocc]

-Eric

[AnOldCowhand]

The seal was suffering from terrafirmaphobia, and Alf was helping him back into the water

Whew! It looked like something that wasn't fit for this family-friendly forum. No sir, not even this thread. ;-#)

[r-q-tek86]

And BTW...Gig em!

The first time I read it, I thought of all the long hair, pinko commie, tin-foil-hat wearin' tea sips that infect that wonderful city.

[Rightly Biased]

Yeah I did too and then I remembered the political heroes.

Even penicillin wont help that infection

[The_Victor]

We need more of this musical instrument.... Well more importantly someone to play it....

*symbolically graphic warning*

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/100033.html

[JimWforBush]

like most successful projects... an architect came up with the idea and an engineer worked out the calcs so the cables didn't break

OK, I'd buy part of that. lol

[JimWforBush]

I didn't think anything made YOU blush!!

Only you can.

[TXBSAFH]

Your Summer Ride is a Jeep

For you, summer is all about having no responsibilities. You prefer to hang with old friends - and make some new ones.

What's Your Summer Ride?

[day10]

You and me both....

Your Summer Ride is a Beetle Convertible

Fun, funky, and a little bit euro. You love your summers to be full of style and sun!

What's Your Summer Ride?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You are so sweet!!

[r-q-tek86]

This thread needs more DOG WHISTLE!...

[fredhead]

I don't know about Texas, but that sounds like southeastern Virginia this summer.

But you have to add the "Air you can wear."

[socal_parrot]

I'm feeling a bit silly...