***Official Friday Silliness***

Dogwhistle. Noun. Denotes a person with a sphincter so tight from their own self righteousness that when they fart only dogs can hear them.

161 posted on 08/12/2005 8:54:55 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)

162 posted on 08/12/2005 9:01:18 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.)

To: StinkyDilly; JimWforBush; r-q-tek86; Darksheare

Your Summer Ride is a Mustang Convertible

You're out to experience the very best of summer. From the best beaches to the best tan, you want it all!

What's Your Summer Ride?

163 posted on 08/12/2005 9:08:54 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)

That had me chuckling!

164 posted on 08/12/2005 9:09:12 AM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk.")

To: martin_fierro

165 posted on 08/12/2005 9:09:57 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage)

I have absolute confidence I was not the only one thinking of something else.

166 posted on 08/12/2005 9:10:02 AM PDT by BJClinton ( + /_\)

To: Monty Python

The banner that displayed on top made me think of my sister...

Some of those pix were too hysterical.

167 posted on 08/12/2005 9:11:13 AM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk.")

To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

In his column today, New York Post sportswriter Mike Vaccaro, describing Tiger Woods' abysmal round in the PGA yesterday, wrote that "one drive was to the right of Ann Coulter."

168 posted on 08/12/2005 9:11:40 AM PDT by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)

To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

YYYAAAAAAAARRGGGGGGGGG! It lies!

Your Summer Ride is a Toyota Prius

Sure you're a little sensible and quite green But no one enjoys outdoors more than you do!

What's Your Summer Ride?

169 posted on 08/12/2005 9:12:43 AM PDT by The_Victor (I'm adrift, my tagline just snapped)

To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I got the VW Beetle convertible..

170 posted on 08/12/2005 9:13:16 AM PDT by Darksheare (Small furry woodland creature falls to vorpal blade, film at eleven!)

If this isn't Friday, I'm going into the witness protection program.

171 posted on 08/12/2005 9:13:58 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage)

LOL!! The firm I work for sponsored a lot of stuff at the tournament.

172 posted on 08/12/2005 9:14:18 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)

Prius!! Are you a closet enviro-nazi?

173 posted on 08/12/2005 9:15:29 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)

I don't know why I can't stop laughing at that.

Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them. Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel god

174 posted on 08/12/2005 9:15:34 AM PDT by BJClinton ( + /_\)

VW, ha ha I got a cool car!!

175 posted on 08/12/2005 9:16:41 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)

To: Living Free in NH

176 posted on 08/12/2005 9:16:43 AM PDT by BJClinton ( + /_\)

177 posted on 08/12/2005 9:18:18 AM PDT by Dog Gone

To: Kate of Spice Island

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

178 posted on 08/12/2005 9:18:37 AM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk.")

As an Austinite I have to say: "Right On!"

179 posted on 08/12/2005 9:19:26 AM PDT by BJClinton ( + /_\)

Is there really a topless beach in Austin?

180 posted on 08/12/2005 9:21:52 AM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk.")

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