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***Official Friday Silliness***
I need a drink and it's only 8 AM ^
| 8/12/2005
| BJClinton
Posted on 08/12/2005 6:17:15 AM PDT by BJClinton
Well, Mr. B has decided to retire from the OFST chairmanship and turned the ping list over to me. So, in keeping with our pre-weekend ritual! Let the silliness commence!
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bigbrocks; fridaysilliness; ofst; tgif
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To: r-q-tek86
And he put all of them there. During special sessions they multiply.
To: martin_fierro
MORE KAZOO!!!!
142
posted on
08/12/2005 8:29:01 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: The_Victor
Hmmm...
143
posted on
08/12/2005 8:29:56 AM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk.")
To: Rightly Biased
And he put all of them there. During special sessions they multiply. As a good Fightin' Texas Aggie... I see two meanings in that little joke...
144
posted on
08/12/2005 8:29:59 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
Comment #145 Removed by Moderator
To: r-q-tek86
YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN AUGUST WHEN. . . .
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?!"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out
and add butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
laying boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk. Ah, what a place to call home.
God Bless Our State of TEXAS !!
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posted on
08/12/2005 8:30:51 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: r-q-tek86
Well I was talking about the political heroes that show up and pass laws about.........well nothing.
And BTW...Gig em!
To: BJClinton
-Eric
148
posted on
08/12/2005 8:33:06 AM PDT
by
E Rocc
(If we're all God's Children, what does that say about marriage?)
To: tumblindice
The seal was suffering from terrafirmaphobia, and Alf was helping him back into the water Whew! It looked like something that wasn't fit for this family-friendly forum. No sir, not even this thread. ;-#)
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posted on
08/12/2005 8:34:40 AM PDT
by
AnOldCowhand
(The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
To: Rightly Biased
And BTW...Gig em! The first time I read it, I thought of all the long hair, pinko commie, tin-foil-hat wearin' tea sips that infect that wonderful city.
150
posted on
08/12/2005 8:36:13 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: r-q-tek86
Yeah I did too and then I remembered the political heroes.
Even penicillin wont help that infection
To: martin_fierro
152
posted on
08/12/2005 8:38:22 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(I'm adrift, my tagline just snapped)
To: r-q-tek86
like most successful projects... an architect came up with the idea and an engineer worked out the calcs so the cables didn't break OK, I'd buy part of that. lol
153
posted on
08/12/2005 8:39:25 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I didn't think anything made YOU blush!! Only you can.
154
posted on
08/12/2005 8:40:00 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: fredhead
Your Summer Ride is a Jeep |
For you, summer is all about having no responsibilities. You prefer to hang with old friends - and make some new ones. |
155
posted on
08/12/2005 8:45:29 AM PDT
by
TXBSAFH
(NHL legend Conn Smythe: "If you can't beat 'em in the alley, you can't beat 'em on the ice.")
To: JimWforBush
You and me both....
Your Summer Ride is a Beetle Convertible |
Fun, funky, and a little bit euro. You love your summers to be full of style and sun! |
156
posted on
08/12/2005 8:48:00 AM PDT
by
day10
(Rules cannot substitute for character.)
To: JimWforBush
157
posted on
08/12/2005 8:48:21 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: The_Victor
This thread needs more DOG WHISTLE!...
158
posted on
08/12/2005 8:48:24 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: r-q-tek86
I don't know about Texas, but that sounds like southeastern Virginia this summer.
But you have to add the "Air you can wear."
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posted on
08/12/2005 8:53:05 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: BJClinton
I'm feeling a bit silly...
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