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To: Rightly Biased
And he put all of them there. During special sessions they multiply.

As a good Fightin' Texas Aggie... I see two meanings in that little joke...

144 posted on 08/12/2005 8:29:59 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
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To: r-q-tek86

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN AUGUST WHEN. . . .

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?!"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out
and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk. Ah, what a place to call home.

God Bless Our State of TEXAS !!


146 posted on 08/12/2005 8:30:51 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
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To: r-q-tek86

Well I was talking about the political heroes that show up and pass laws about.........well nothing.


And BTW...Gig em!


147 posted on 08/12/2005 8:32:12 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<><)
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