Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to…
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.
There was a picture posted yesterday that I still can't get out of my mind! Pure evil it was! ;)
"You wan beef with brocceri"
TOO FUNNY!
That's what I got - but was worried my math skills were dusty and didn't want to post an incorrect answer since I've gotten two jokes today - without any help at all, from anyone!
My personal favorite (and a SISU kid original)
1. Kill the Professor
2. Kill the Skipper
3. Kill Mr Howell
4. Keep Lovey around for the $$$$
Gilligans list of things to do today
Q: How many kids with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Let's go ride bikes!
The Mathemetician asks, "Why does it work?"
The Physicist asks, "How does it work?"
The Engineer asks, "How do I make money with it?"
The Fine Arts Major asks, "You want to supersize that?"
Shalom.
Stop that!!, or I'll go blind....
RUFF RUFF?
;-)
That's VERY good!
Ewwwwwwwwww.
A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon's house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150.
The neurosurgeon exclaimed, 'I don't charge this amount even though I am a surgeon."
The plumber replied, "I didn't either, when I was a surgeon. That's why I switched to plumbing!"
Yeah, but the doc gave me some real good sh!t to clear that up.
Shalom.
Mother McCree! I should say! A LOT fem and the stuff bad acid trips are made of! And why is the one on the left have some kind of "knee-pad" apparatus? Hmmmm...
BLONDE CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
The other blonde, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first blonde explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed TOWARD me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the HOUSE, then I nail it in!"
The second blonde got really upset and yelled, "You MORON!!! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the OTHER side of the house!!"
I believe it is David Ball.
She will be along to complain about something. That's her MO and she always complains. I don't deal well with scumbags who screw up everything for everybody else.
Besides, my comment was more to the text of the pic. Why do people think that pic is so insulting toward her to defend ladyjag so vehemnently??
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