**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[Fierce Allegiance]

You have twins, too? Ain't they fun?

[r-q-tek86]

Oh... the

[MamaTexan]

LOLOLOL!

I just posted the same thing to Fierce Allegiance!

I hate trying to play catch up on the silly thread!

[Dashing Dasher]

Perfect...

[Dashing Dasher]

BAD BAD BAD GIRL!!!

So glad we're FRiends....

[Dashing Dasher]

I GOT THAT ONE TOO!!!!


Maybe I'm not a blonde after all!?

[najida]

Read your PM's sweetie.

It wasn't her.

If you want someone to punch on,
I'm here.

Beat on me all you want if it makes you feel warm and toasty.

[r-q-tek86]

If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

Interior Designers?

[MamaTexan]

They are a blast, that's a fact!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Geotech, my specialty, although my blood bentonite level has gone way too far down in this durn office job.

Dirt guys rock! Wwe know how best to dispose of the lunch beer cans!

[Dashing Dasher]

Poor guy, he can't even afford a razor...and I thought NFL players were highly paid!

He's waiting for me to come over and shave him.....

Grrrrrrrrrr

[shoffma1999]

O.K THIS MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME PEOPLE - SO IF YOU ARE OFFENDED EASILY STOP READING. I SAID STOP READING. O.K. LAST WARNING - HERE GOES.

There were three gay guys and one of there gay friends just died, and they had him cremated. They then divide up the ashes amongst each other and ask each other what each one is going to do with his portion of the ashes.

Gay Guy 1 says (insert gay lisp/accent here): "I am going to take mine up to into the rocky mountains and throw them into the air because one time we took a vacation there and it was so wonderful, and I want him to be there for ever."

Gay Guy 2 (ditto): "I am going to take mine to the new river in West Virginia and throw them into the water because one time we took a white water rafting trip there and it was so wonderful, and I always want him to be there."

Gay Guy 3 (ditto): " I am going to make a pot of chili with mine so he can tear my ass up one last time."

I know it is bad, but I thought it was pretty funny.

[hattend]

And here I was thinking CRABS were your specialty.

[Dashing Dasher]

[Fierce Allegiance]

At this point, this isn't an arguement you want to get into.

[The_Victor]

God made a few perfect heads,

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The rest he covered with hair.

[colorcountry]

I've got 56 cousins on my mom's side. I'm not sure I even know them all.

[hattend]

funny

EWWWWWWWW!

but funny

[JimWforBush]

"Dirt guys rock! We know how best to dispose of the lunch beer cans!" In case of an emergency.

[Dashing Dasher]

Yessir...

But don't be ragging on someone who isn't here to defend herself.

Unfair tactics.