**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[Dashing Dasher]

[Dashing Dasher]

Hardeee HAR HAR

[ArGee]

Answers:

1) Legs.

2) Bubble Gum (at least, double-bubble bubble gum)

3) Talk.

Shalom.

[Darksheare]

I just don't see this:

Your Element Is Fire

Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame. You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out. You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable. You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go. Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive. Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many.

What's Your Element?

[raivyn]

LOL "I've got a thinking problem" (great country song)

[Dashing Dasher]

LOL!!!!

[peacebaby]

1. hoofs
2. a tootsie roll
3. kinetik

[Fierce Allegiance]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

MY EYES... Help, I am blinded and my brain is shutting down...think happy thoughts...must find a happy place...

[Dashing Dasher]

SEX WITH ALAN COLMES!!!!

BWAAAHAAAHAAAA!!!

[hattend]

1) What does a cow have four of that a woman has two of?

Feet?

2) What goes in round and hard and comes out soft and wet?

Other than the obvious answer?

3) What is a four letter word for intercourse ending in "k"?

Talk?

[Fierce Allegiance]

BARBECUE!

[The_Victor]

Chicks who know HTML are so hot. < / geek >

[appalachian_dweller]

Referring to our project leaders, a co-worker said at lunch today:

"I wouldn't follow those a$$holes out of a burning building."

Been laughing ever since.

I'm outta here. Have a great weekend folks!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Hey, that's LADYJAG!

[BenLurkin]

Is that for real?

That is one scary cloud formation.

[JimWforBush]

I have that song stuck in my head now. LOL

For the life of me I can't remeber who sings it. Is Montgomery Gentry?

[JimWforBush]

It needs more power

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You post that pic, then yell SEX WITH ALAN COLMES at me, poor thag is never gonna get lucky now!!

Howie Long, Howie Long, oh crap that's not even working!