**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[hattend]

I dare you to print that out and take it to McDonalds.

Let us know if it gets you anything at a discount or for free.

[EX52D]

LOL!

[Dashing Dasher]

I need an advil.

[BenLurkin]

In a group of cows and chickens, the number of legs was 14 more than twice the number of heads.

What is the number of cows?

[EX52D]

I tried to do that as discreetly as I could...LOL!

[Darksheare]

5 burgers... oops.
Sorry about that, thinking of food.
Be right back.

[hattend]

7 more cows than chickens.

[peacebaby]

laughing...tears......

sounds like my husband's office, only two things missing are the ducktape holding the chair together and the spent bullet casings lining the window seal.

[JimWforBush]

I'd choose 117-830 - Model 9987QP 19.2v Porter Cable cordless hammer drill.

[The SISU kid]

I’M SIMPLY GROWING TALLER THAN MY HAIR

I saw a show one night with Arlo Guthrie & Pete Seeger
And I couldn’t help but notice as I sat there in the round
The hair on Arlo Guthries head was filling up the first two rows
While Pete’s was hardly nowhere to be found

And then Arlo was explaining that a hair was an idea
How his tussled tufts where things that he’d thought of long ago
So Pete says “Arlo tell me where that leaves a guy like me?”
Arlo smiled as if to say he didn’t know

Well now natures got a funny way of dealing out her favors
Though I’m somewhere over 30 I won’t say exactly where
I’ve noticed certain thinning, though it’s only just beginning
I’ve a theory of what’s going on up there

It isn’t quite a question of genetics or of diet
And it’s not a lack of wholesome habits, cleanliness or care
It’s not from too much stress or strain or lack of peace and quiet
I’m just simply growing taller than my hair

I’m simply growing taller than my hair
I’m simply growing taller than my hair
Well it worked for Eisenhower, Isaac Hayes and Fred Astaire
So I’m simply growing taller than my hair

Well a baby’s born with peachy fuzz so faint you hardly see it
But the fact is that the follicles are up there all the while
And as baby grows so does the hair but just a little higher
Forming rows and layers and waves and curls and piles

Then at the dinner table the parents tell their kids to sit up straight
I’m convinced this has contributed to heads becoming bare
Had I only slumped a little more thru out my wonder years
Then I’d not be growing taller than my hair

I’m simply growing taller than my hair
I’m simply growing taller than my hair
Well it worked for Michael Jordan and Karem Abdul Jabear
So I’m simply growing taller than my hair

Well I called up my dad and I said, “Irving”
“Is this the way that it’s gotta be?”
He said, “Don’t worry if your hair-line is swirling son,
I met your mother when it happened to me”

So friends with shiny tops take heart there’s hope on the horizon
There are wigs, toupees, transplants, drugs, and pills
All these medical advances might be wise to keep your eyes on
If you’re overly concerned with furry frills

But for those of you whose self-esteem’s not measured it hispidity (look it up)
Just remember as you say your evening payers
God only made a handful of divinely perfect heads
And all the rest got covered up with hair

I’m just growing taller than my hair
I’m just growing taller than my hair
Well it worked for Mr. Clean and Mr. “T”, and Peter Yarrow
So I’m simply growing taller than my hair-Oh

If someone’s mouth starts joggin’
About that spot upon your noggin’
(Probably not worth having a falling out over I don’t think)
I say I’m simply growing taller than my hair

[peacebaby]

I need an anvil too

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I was hoping someone else would remember the name of the theater. I do not know, but it is fitting for any thread I was in charge of!

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

Is that the sister who was bit by a moose?

[hattend]

ar.. ar... Ar... ARR!

[ArGee]

See if you know the answers to the following questions. The correct answers will follow in a later post.

1) What does a cow have four of that a woman has two of?

2) What goes in round and hard and comes out soft and wet?

3) What is a four letter word for intercourse ending in "k"?

Shalom.

[peacebaby]

A Left-Brain/Right-Brain Test



uh, what does it say about you if you fall off the chair?