Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chicks body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question Is Civil Engineer an oxymoron? Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a Pearls Before Swine cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder whats so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use series instead of serious and hugh instead of huge. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to Young Frankenstein. Ignore this thread.
I dare you to print that out and take it to McDonalds.
Let us know if it gets you anything at a discount or for free.
LOL!
I need an advil.
What is the number of cows?
I tried to do that as discreetly as I could...LOL!
5 burgers... oops.
Sorry about that, thinking of food.
Be right back.
7 more cows than chickens.
laughing...tears......
sounds like my husband's office, only two things missing are the ducktape holding the chair together and the spent bullet casings lining the window seal.
IM SIMPLY GROWING TALLER THAN MY HAIR
I saw a show one night with Arlo Guthrie & Pete Seeger
And I couldnt help but notice as I sat there in the round
The hair on Arlo Guthries head was filling up the first two rows
While Petes was hardly nowhere to be found
And then Arlo was explaining that a hair was an idea
How his tussled tufts where things that hed thought of long ago
So Pete says Arlo tell me where that leaves a guy like me?
Arlo smiled as if to say he didnt know
Well now natures got a funny way of dealing out her favors
Though Im somewhere over 30 I wont say exactly where
Ive noticed certain thinning, though its only just beginning
Ive a theory of whats going on up there
It isnt quite a question of genetics or of diet
And its not a lack of wholesome habits, cleanliness or care
Its not from too much stress or strain or lack of peace and quiet
Im just simply growing taller than my hair
Im simply growing taller than my hair
Im simply growing taller than my hair
Well it worked for Eisenhower, Isaac Hayes and Fred Astaire
So Im simply growing taller than my hair
Well a babys born with peachy fuzz so faint you hardly see it
But the fact is that the follicles are up there all the while
And as baby grows so does the hair but just a little higher
Forming rows and layers and waves and curls and piles
Then at the dinner table the parents tell their kids to sit up straight
Im convinced this has contributed to heads becoming bare
Had I only slumped a little more thru out my wonder years
Then Id not be growing taller than my hair
Im simply growing taller than my hair
Im simply growing taller than my hair
Well it worked for Michael Jordan and Karem Abdul Jabear
So Im simply growing taller than my hair
Well I called up my dad and I said, Irving
Is this the way that its gotta be?
He said, Dont worry if your hair-line is swirling son,
I met your mother when it happened to me
So friends with shiny tops take heart theres hope on the horizon
There are wigs, toupees, transplants, drugs, and pills
All these medical advances might be wise to keep your eyes on
If youre overly concerned with furry frills
But for those of you whose self-esteems not measured it hispidity (look it up)
Just remember as you say your evening payers
God only made a handful of divinely perfect heads
And all the rest got covered up with hair
Im just growing taller than my hair
Im just growing taller than my hair
Well it worked for Mr. Clean and Mr. T, and Peter Yarrow
So Im simply growing taller than my hair-Oh
If someones mouth starts joggin
About that spot upon your noggin
(Probably not worth having a falling out over I dont think)
I say Im simply growing taller than my hair
I need an anvil too
I was hoping someone else would remember the name of the theater. I do not know, but it is fitting for any thread I was in charge of!
Is that the sister who was bit by a moose?
1) What does a cow have four of that a woman has two of?
2) What goes in round and hard and comes out soft and wet?
3) What is a four letter word for intercourse ending in "k"?
Shalom.
A Left-Brain/Right-Brain Test
uh, what does it say about you if you fall off the chair?
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