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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
All of us ^
| 6/10/05
| F/A
Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chicks body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question Is Civil Engineer an oxymoron? Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a Pearls Before Swine cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder whats so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use series instead of serious and hugh instead of huge. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to Young Frankenstein. Ignore this thread.
TOPICS: Agriculture; Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Gardening; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Poetry; Society; Sports; Test Topic, Ignore It; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cheesymoose; cowbells; dirtyoldbabes; dirtyoldmen; hotstuff; moosecheese
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To: MamaTexan
You have twins, too? Ain't they fun?
801
posted on
06/10/2005 11:42:54 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Oh... the
802
posted on
06/10/2005 11:42:55 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(If the answer isn't beer, you've asked the wrong question.)
To: r-q-tek86
LOLOLOL!
I just posted the same thing to Fierce Allegiance!
I hate trying to play catch up on the silly thread!
803
posted on
06/10/2005 11:43:28 AM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(God -- Bless and keep our troops ............... past, present, and future!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
804
posted on
06/10/2005 11:43:47 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
BAD BAD BAD GIRL!!!
So glad we're FRiends....
805
posted on
06/10/2005 11:44:18 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: r-q-tek86
I GOT THAT ONE TOO!!!!
Maybe I'm not a blonde after all!?
806
posted on
06/10/2005 11:44:48 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Read your PM's sweetie.
It wasn't her.
If you want someone to punch on,
I'm here.
Beat on me all you want if it makes you feel warm and toasty.
807
posted on
06/10/2005 11:44:50 AM PDT
by
najida
(Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
To: Pest
If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? Interior Designers?
808
posted on
06/10/2005 11:45:58 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(If the answer isn't beer, you've asked the wrong question.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
They are a blast, that's a fact!
809
posted on
06/10/2005 11:46:20 AM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(God -- Bless and keep our troops ............... past, present, and future!)
To: Pest
Geotech, my specialty, although my blood bentonite level has gone way too far down in this durn office job.
Dirt guys rock! Wwe know how best to dispose of the lunch beer cans!
810
posted on
06/10/2005 11:46:38 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: thag
Poor guy, he can't even afford a razor...and I thought NFL players were highly paid! He's waiting for me to come over and shave him.....
Grrrrrrrrrr
811
posted on
06/10/2005 11:47:28 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: hattend
O.K THIS MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME PEOPLE - SO IF YOU ARE OFFENDED EASILY STOP READING. I SAID STOP READING. O.K. LAST WARNING - HERE GOES.
There were three gay guys and one of there gay friends just died, and they had him cremated. They then divide up the ashes amongst each other and ask each other what each one is going to do with his portion of the ashes.
Gay Guy 1 says (insert gay lisp/accent here): "I am going to take mine up to into the rocky mountains and throw them into the air because one time we took a vacation there and it was so wonderful, and I want him to be there for ever."
Gay Guy 2 (ditto): "I am going to take mine to the new river in West Virginia and throw them into the water because one time we took a white water rafting trip there and it was so wonderful, and I always want him to be there."
Gay Guy 3 (ditto): " I am going to make a pot of chili with mine so he can tear my ass up one last time."
I know it is bad, but I thought it was pretty funny.
To: Fierce Allegiance
And here I was thinking CRABS were your specialty.
813
posted on
06/10/2005 11:47:42 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: r-q-tek86
814
posted on
06/10/2005 11:48:13 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: Dashing Dasher
At this point, this isn't an arguement you want to get into.
815
posted on
06/10/2005 11:48:43 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: The SISU kid
God made a few perfect heads,
.
.
.
The rest he covered with hair.
816
posted on
06/10/2005 11:48:47 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
To: Fierce Allegiance
I've got 56 cousins on my mom's side. I'm not sure I even know them all.
817
posted on
06/10/2005 11:48:54 AM PDT
by
colorcountry
(Um....I got nothin')
To: shoffma1999
funny
EWWWWWWWW!
but funny
818
posted on
06/10/2005 11:48:55 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
"Dirt guys rock! We know how best to dispose of the lunch beer cans!" In case of an emergency.
819
posted on
06/10/2005 11:49:30 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Yessir...
But don't be ragging on someone who isn't here to defend herself.
Unfair tactics.
820
posted on
06/10/2005 11:49:54 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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