Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to…
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.
I've always loved pure skin. Sometimes G-d decides to add and I don't complain about what He does, but I've never understood why anyone would think they could improve on skin.
Shalom.
Sigh.......thinking about the Mel Gibson pictures from last Friday. :)
10 SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE TRAILER TRASH
1. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
2. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
3. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
4. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
5. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
6. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.
7. If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement.
8. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all, watch this."
9. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.
10. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
MY favorite is #4.
I named my BOB, Mel.
Your twin dogs are very cute!
Sorry - dont want to exclude anyone!
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:-)
WOW that was toooooooo funny. Now I have to clean my monitor.
They are TOO cute!
Apology accepted...
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. And that's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
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But for those shoes, I am very conservative!
I run in some dance circles where the entire midsection is covered in tattoo'ing.
Ten years ago, I woulda thought it was awful, but after seeing these, I can see the appeal. Truly beautiful and mesmerizing.
To each his own I guess.
Well,
Mine is "You have a toilet on your front and back porch".
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