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Posted on 04/04/2005 8:32:31 AM PDT by JustAmy
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Hi all.. back again..
want to tell you a little bit about myself.
I am the most beautiful woman in NE Ohio.
I am 34 years old
I have much too much money & am looking for a few places to place it -- benevolently.
I have the cleanest house East of the Mississippi
My IQ is over 150
My next movie will be opposite Clive Owen
The only country in the world I have not yet visited is France.
ah.. just a few little facts so we can all get acquainted.
I love PETA and Greenpeace tooooooooooooooooo!
Clinton was a good President.....he was just horny.
Reagan had nothing to do with destroying the Soviet Union.
There should be no testing or performance bonuses for teachers.
Peter Jennings is not an effiminate metrosexual.
Taxes should make you happy.
Guns kill......all by themselves.
I don't know how many others on FR are being slammed with the flooding, I still have power and the damage in my immediate area is minimal.
It is quite a mess though, Port Jervis and Matamoras are pretty messed up from what I've heard.
Wonder what the final result and tally will be.
(psst.. one in prior post is true.....REALLY)
Our power was off 16 hours on Sat & about 4 on Sunday.(true)
I have floods in my basement (that is ongoing)... it is a lot of fun to use shop vac & haul it up each time it rains heavily..(true)
we had a lot of rain, but not as much as you all obviously. We also had 6 inches of new snow.. but not as much as Buffalo/ - which I heard had 2'.. yuk(true)
I love winter (LIE)
Well, we had four days of hard rain not too long ago, and that didn't all drain off before the two recent bouts of rain.
This area, being marsh like to begin with, had nowhere for the water to go.
*chuckle*
We're due for more rain from Thursday thru to Saturday.
If you're north or west of me, you're going to get nailed by it as well.
Those closest to the Delaware, Neversink, and Hudson rivers were hardest hit so far, or so it appears.
Info still coming in at the moment.
Pine Island, in what is known as 'the drowned lands', you can jetski on the onion fields at the moment.
Not that ne would want to.
I like winter too.
(I'm likely to be bundled up and dragged off to a mental ward for that last line! Everything else is true.)
LOL!
What??? How long were you going to keep this from me? ;-)
Thank you for this very moving poem, Bob - have been anxious for Amy to post it, because I think we all feel so strongly about our men and women who are off fighting this war, and any poem or graphic or tribute we post is a way we can let them know we appreciate them, think of them, and pray for them.
Today is Military Monday at the Finest, and I'd like to post this over there as well.
Thank you. I thought someone else might want to see them too!
LOL!!!!
Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Carter was not the worst President. He was a visionary, just born too soon.
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for your posting of themes for the 4th-7th! May I join you in wishing that March turns out better than last month?
The ten greatest lies of all time (according to someone):
This won't hurt a bit.
The check is in the mail.
I was just going to call you.
Of course I'll respect you in the morning.
We have a really challenging assignment for you.
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
Trust me, there's no obligation.
I never meant to mislead you.
Wish you were here.
With all due respect...
LOL!
I can't come up with a good enough lie for tell a lie day.
AND IT'S ANOTHER WHOPPER!
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8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
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