Posted on 08/05/2004 11:03:16 PM PDT by JustAmy
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Good morning, Cyborg. Yep .... does sound like a man, doesn't it?
Hope you are having a fantastic weekend.
Great!!
Lying is their norm.
Lying is their norm.
Just tell me why they have corn!
Thanks, CG. Song and graphics are wonderful.
Thank you for the scripture message this morning, Rus.
I hope you have a nice relaxing, wonderful weekend.
I put the corn picture in everything. I'll send you a link in a second.
Thank you from the crew!!
Hope you are having a great weekend, A-G.
LOLOL! I'm off to a very slow start - which is just the way I like it on Saturdays. I hope you have a great weekend, too.
:^D
I just got back home from visiting an elderly client. Not sure which war he was in, World War Two I think. I'm having a good weekend. Now I have to go find another job *LOL*
Thank you. You have a lovely day, too!
My thanks to Traumer, Arrowhead1952 and Conspiracy Guy for the concept of this pic
Last time I had ANY cat look at me like that, I got chased immediately afterwards.
(Housecats do sometimes like a good wrestling match with 'the human servants'.)
*sigh*
Need a Job
JOB APPLICATION
NAME: John Kerry
RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington DC, worth multi-millions.
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.
MILITARY:
I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book; Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier shows how I truly feel about the military.
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.
My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $ 700 million.
I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I Blame George Bush for sending all of the jobs out of Country.
Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucketand Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None.
PERSONAL
I ride a Serotta Bike.
My Gulfstream V Jet I call The Flying Squirrel.
I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckleytwin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.
I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
Very good, he has enough experience not to be president..
he is a major part of the problems in the USA!
You can say that again. :-)
LOL!
Thanks for posting John F. Kerry's qualifications.
I hope everyone sees the importance of getting out the vote!!
Mornin', everybody ! Happy Sunday !![]()
Have a cup while you Freep !
Morning? I haven't even slept yet! LOL
hehe ! I hit the sack around 9:30 and up around 3:30.I guess we are the "changing of the guard" here on FR, huh ?
You can rest now, I'm here. haha! :^D
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