why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

a penny saved is a penny one can hurl at an obnoxious child.

64,341 posted on 12/30/2004 6:17:06 PM PST by King Prout (When your dog licks you he is kissing you. When your cat licks you he is tasting you.)

To: NicknamedBob

*cough*

*cough*

Wouldn't you know. I haven't had a sever cold in years. Now here I am, all by my onesy, and I've got one that is kicking my arse.

*cough*

64,342 posted on 12/30/2004 6:17:51 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

You are a wealth of info.

64,343 posted on 12/30/2004 6:18:03 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)

Dear me, you really do understand, Monkey Face. I have been diagnosed with SAD, but because I had eye problems for a few years, I could not gaze into those lights they prescribe. And besides, hanging out in the real sunshine with other sun worshipers is ever so much more fun! And ups ones chances of finding a brand new start-over husband, which is on my must-do list. Yours?

I'm seriously into reinventing myself soonest. You can call me "The Mother of REinvention." LOL. Do you sing?

Do you remember that clever old "desert" song sung by Maria Muldaur? I think she was a one-hit wonder, but the song was darling! "Midnight at the Oasis"

Midnight at the oasis
Send your camel to bed
Shadows painting our faces
Traces of romance in our heads

Heaven's holding a half moon
Shining just for us
Let's slip off to a sand dune, real soon
Kick up a little dust

Oh, Cactus is our friend
He'll point out the way
Come on 'til the evening ends
'Til the evening ends

You don't have to answer
There's no need to speak
I'll be your belly dancer, [romancer]
And you can be my sheik"

I know your daddy's a sultan
A nomad known to all
With fifty girls to attend him, they all send him
Jump at his beck and call

But you won't need no harem, honey
When I'm by your side
And you won't need no camel, oh no
When I take you for a ride

Oh, Cactus is our friend
He'll point out the way
Come on 'til the evening ends
'Til the evening ends

Midnight at the oasis
Send your camel to bed
Shadows painting our faces
Traces of romance in our heads

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Wouldn't it be a hoot if this were the last post on the thread?

64,344 posted on 12/30/2004 6:18:32 PM PST by Veto! (Opinions freely dispensed as advice)

honey, whiskey and a dash of lemon...

64,345 posted on 12/30/2004 6:18:39 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)

64,346 posted on 12/30/2004 6:18:50 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)

Isn't this thread now about 6 posts away from death?

64,347 posted on 12/30/2004 6:19:28 PM PST by AVNevis (Merry Christmas and a happy new term)

command>fdisk>diskpuke

64,348 posted on 12/30/2004 6:19:36 PM PST by King Prout (When your dog licks you he is kissing you. When your cat licks you he is tasting you.)

64,349 posted on 12/30/2004 6:20:09 PM PST by King Prout (When your dog licks you he is kissing you. When your cat licks you he is tasting you.)

To: Knitting A Conundrum

No whiskey... damn. I knew I forgot to do something today. Looks like I AM gonna have to leave the house tomorrow afer all...

64,350 posted on 12/30/2004 6:20:16 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

Maria had several hits...both with Jim Kweskin and on her own...like "Don't you feel my leg"...an old bluesy piece...

64,351 posted on 12/30/2004 6:20:46 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)

Eh... not quite there yet. Coughing bout just about bad enough to make me "reboot" though.

64,352 posted on 12/30/2004 6:20:58 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

I didn't, but I sure tried to!

64,353 posted on 12/30/2004 6:21:01 PM PST by King Prout (When your dog licks you he is kissing you. When your cat licks you he is tasting you.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

This thing is picking up steam

64,354 posted on 12/30/2004 6:21:52 PM PST by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)

well, you could check the core temperature through judicious use of "back orifice" subroutine

64,355 posted on 12/30/2004 6:23:05 PM PST by King Prout (When your dog licks you he is kissing you. When your cat licks you he is tasting you.)

QUIT FOGGING MY GLASSES!

64,356 posted on 12/30/2004 6:23:38 PM PST by King Prout (When your dog licks you he is kissing you. When your cat licks you he is tasting you.)

Hello, Veto!, I haven't FReeped you with before - like the screen name, I presume it's a wind-up of the UN (or maybe Cilnton)!

64,357 posted on 12/30/2004 6:23:42 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (Liberalism is the Monopoly Stage of Insanity.)

64,358 posted on 12/30/2004 6:24:12 PM PST by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)

Er... no thanks. Sounds like something a Mac user would enjoy though...

64,359 posted on 12/30/2004 6:26:16 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

To: Delta 21; Tax-chick; TASMANIANRED; BJClinton; international american; lavrenti; Stag; Neets; ...

1,177 or there abouts to the end. Get your FREE BEEBERs

and margaritas

64,360 posted on 12/30/2004 6:28:23 PM PST by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)

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