Skip to comments.why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)
Posted on 06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT by jj_fate
why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!
95.5 has been playing NON-STOP Christmas tunes.
Makes me want to go out, find some carolers, and tie them to a telephone pole with tinsel, and then blast their ears off with H.I.M. - Join Me In Death while piling wood up around their feet.
(Tells you a bit about how I view Christmas these days.. the holiday has brought me nothing but pain.)
I want to see the prototype of this uniform!! If I have to worry about modesty...I may rethink my position on volunteering!!
But for a second therre, the mental image of toasting carolers brought a faint flicker of warmth to the ashes of my charcoal heart.
But even though RavenRadio is nothing but a fond memory, tradition is tradition. That's why Sparrow and I have compiled a 2003 Anti-Christmas CD to listen to while we're driving and whenever we need a boost of Anti-Christmas spirit.
However, since some of you have expressed interest in another Anti-Christmas special, I've decided to post the track list to the official 2003 CD so you can create it, revise it or add to it.
Anyway, here it is, any warnings about the song are in parentheses (Note: Almost all songs have some coarse language) and songs marked with a "*" are new to this year's collection.
1. You're a Mean one, Mr. Grinch
2. Blink 182 - I Won't Be Home for Christmas
3. Bob & Tom - Let's Put Christ Back in Christmas (Sacrilege)*
4. Weird Al - Christmas at Ground Zero*
5. Unknown - Frosty The Pervert (Sexual Content)
6. Bob Rivers - Wreck the Malls
7. Unknown - Hannibal Lector's Christmas Song
8. Bob & Tom - Horny Porny Christmas (Mild Sexual Content)
9. Local H - Disgruntled Christmas
10. South Park - Christmastime in Hell
11. Unknown - Here Comes Fatty*
12. Red Peters - Holy Shit, It's Christmas
13. Tom Leher - A Christmas Carol
14. Weird Al - The Night Santa Went Crazy*
15. Monty Python - Ho Ho Fucking Ho
16. Smothers Brothers - Santa Clause is Coming to Town
17. Bob Rivers - Yellow Snow
18. Ira David Wood III - Halloween Again
19. Bob & Tom - An Armenian Christmas (Mild Sexual Content)*
20. Ray Stevens - I Won't Be Home for Christmas*
21. Unknown - Grab Your Balls Like Michael Jackson
22. Bob Rivers - Restroom Door Said Gentlemen
23. Oscar the Grouch - I Hate Christmas*
24. Ren & Stimpy - I Hate Christmastime
If you can confirm the names of any of the "unknown" tracks, I'd appreciate the heads up. It'd be a big help in organizing the collection. Also, if you're into comedy, I recommend looking into Bob & Tom material. They seem to have a lot of pretty amusing stuff out there.
Anti-claus and the evil elves at the South Pole will be most pleased.
What a thread....i think I posted here once, but I forget what I said...
I remember you posting, I think that was almost 30K posts ago.
Thread's grown some since then.
I hope we'll keep the entertainment quotient high enough for the remainder of this thread.
Hey we all all quite mad, but you are welcome to join in the madness:)
The sad part is, there are only approximately four or five songs on that list that I haven't heard played at least half a dozen times, and yet, I can only remember the lyrics to about two of them.
Can believe that there are actually people who suggested that I become a lawyer, of all things?(!)
I thought Frank Zappa did the yellow snow song-- if it's the same one. "If you go where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow..."
Think more of "Let it Snow", with a slightly unpleasant twist.
Thanks for the clarification.
Well, I guess I'll continue to lurk on this thread, waiting to be the 50,000 poster. I predict a huge bandwidth surge as that milestone approaches.
Dang... got kinda quiet in here...
Is that better?
What part of this outfit wasn't understandable? I don't want to have to be modest!! :)
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