why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

"Wayne's World" was fun--esp. the Queen song scene :)

He's talking about Austin Powers now.

30,801 posted on 10/21/2004 1:01:02 PM PDT by Fedora

LOL!

"This means something. . ."
(--scene in "Close Encounters" where the mashed potatoes are piled in the shape of Devil's Tower)

30,802 posted on 10/21/2004 1:01:57 PM PDT by Fedora

LOL -- had forgotten about that scene...

30,803 posted on 10/21/2004 1:02:23 PM PDT by sionnsar (Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)

Well, the work thingy has returned so I have to bid adieu and ask the obligatory question:

(And remember, you can click on the picture...)

30,804 posted on 10/21/2004 1:04:22 PM PDT by sionnsar (Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)

30,805 posted on 10/21/2004 1:08:53 PM PDT by Fedora

RSLogix 500 Ladder logic software for the SLC500 series of processors. We are just getting our feet wet on RS 5000 for Control Logix.

30,806 posted on 10/21/2004 1:10:32 PM PDT by OSHA (It's a WAR not a wedge issue. They are AMERICAN SOLDIERS not petty pawns.)

"(Can you whisper it...?)"

Well...OK..it's old, but still funny...I think it was funnier when Alaska became a state, but still...

A Texan goes to Alaska to see what all the fuss is. After a few days, he thinks he can get a better grip on things if he goes to a bar.

His Southern Twang marks him as a greenie, so the bartender tells him that in order to be TRULY accepted in Alaska, he has to do three things: He has to drink a quart of whiskey without stopping, he has to make love to an Eskimo woman, and he has to wrestle a polar bear.

Thinking this is kid stuff (he's from Texas, you know) he downs the quart of whiskey and heads out the door.

Two days later, he staggers back into the bar, clothing in shreds, bleeding from multiple scratches, eyes purple and swollen.

He looks at the bartender and says, "OK...Now where is this here Eskimo woman you want me to wrassle?"

30,807 posted on 10/21/2004 1:11:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)

I spent the first five years of my life on Douglas Island, across the Gastineau Channel from Juneau. :-)

30,808 posted on 10/21/2004 1:13:21 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)

To: Fedora; Lady Jag

Queen is just good.

Sorry i am late. Idiot husband set the kitchen on fire.

(LITERSLLY!)

Have it under control now, but i need to play catch-up.

30,809 posted on 10/21/2004 1:31:46 PM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")

DANG!

Well! That is about all the excitement I can stand, for one day!!

LOL!

(Sorry! Fires, no matter how small, are not funny.)

30,810 posted on 10/21/2004 1:34:41 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)

My hands are STILL shaking!

The boy AIN'T bright.

30,811 posted on 10/21/2004 1:36:19 PM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")

Your Texan in Alaska joke:

That's a good joke!

30,812 posted on 10/21/2004 1:39:39 PM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")

"Your Texan in Alaska joke:

That's a good joke!"

Yah..old but still funny! I have a few more, but....

30,813 posted on 10/21/2004 1:42:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)

Yikes! How'd the pyrotechnics happen?

30,814 posted on 10/21/2004 1:44:02 PM PDT by Fedora

The Boy Genius turned on the oven to heat some stuff he had left over from work.

( this is me, with a perfectly good pot of stew in teh crock-pot...STILL he doesn't want that)

Little does he suspect that he left greasy, desicated calzone in there wrapped in paper from two nights ago.

( I didn't know it was in there EITHER, but i check the bloody oven before i turn it on)

Anyway, he cranks the heat up to about 400 + degrees, and dissapears into the latrine.

Next thing i know is Caitlin yelling at me that "Something is REALLY wrong with the oven", and the're roiling smoke EVERYWHERE, smoke detector going off, and YEAH, there a fire happening because my poor daughter opened the oven to find out what was wrong ( she's a decent cook) and THAT'S when the paper and grease burst into flame!

I dealth with it, the fire's out, Caitlin now knows about "don't give a fire air", and he's still breathing.

30,815 posted on 10/21/2004 1:50:35 PM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")

To: freedumb2003

Many many years ago I had a g/f and I was a Laker fan. I wouldn't watch the Lakers in the playoffs, because it seemed like every time I watched they would lose.

Aww, man, I know the feeling. My favorite team is the Spurs. I can't watch them anymore --- I want them to do well. :-)

30,816 posted on 10/21/2004 1:51:16 PM PDT by stands2reason

What did your friend think of the move?

Bit of a culture shock, no?

30,817 posted on 10/21/2004 1:55:30 PM PDT by stands2reason

Never got there. Only place in Alaska I've ever been is Ketchikan.

30,818 posted on 10/21/2004 1:56:39 PM PDT by sionnsar (Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)

KEWL! Scots RULE!!!

(Clan Cameron descendant)

30,819 posted on 10/21/2004 1:59:52 PM PDT by stands2reason

Ah. I wasn't in Alaska when it became a state, otherwise, I would be getting oil royalties...

30,820 posted on 10/21/2004 2:01:24 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)

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