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why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)
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Posted on 06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT by jj_fate
why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!
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To: tiamat
"Wayne's World" was fun--esp. the Queen song scene :)
He's talking about Austin Powers now.
To: sionnsar
LOL!
"This means something. . ."
(--scene in "Close Encounters" where the mashed potatoes are piled in the shape of Devil's Tower)
To: Fedora
LOL -- had forgotten about that scene...
30,803
posted on
10/21/2004 1:02:23 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)
To: sionnsar
Well, the work thingy has returned so I have to bid adieu and ask the obligatory question:
(And remember, you can click on the picture...)
30,804
posted on
10/21/2004 1:04:22 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)
To: sionnsar
To: sionnsar
RSLogix 500 Ladder logic software for the SLC500 series of processors. We are just getting our feet wet on RS 5000 for Control Logix.
30,806
posted on
10/21/2004 1:10:32 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(It's a WAR not a wedge issue. They are AMERICAN SOLDIERS not petty pawns.)
To: sionnsar
"(Can you whisper it...?)"
Well...OK..it's old, but still funny...I think it was funnier when Alaska became a state, but still...
A Texan goes to Alaska to see what all the fuss is. After a few days, he thinks he can get a better grip on things if he goes to a bar.
His Southern Twang marks him as a greenie, so the bartender tells him that in order to be TRULY accepted in Alaska, he has to do three things: He has to drink a quart of whiskey without stopping, he has to make love to an Eskimo woman, and he has to wrestle a polar bear.
Thinking this is kid stuff (he's from Texas, you know) he downs the quart of whiskey and heads out the door.
Two days later, he staggers back into the bar, clothing in shreds, bleeding from multiple scratches, eyes purple and swollen.
He looks at the bartender and says, "OK...Now where is this here Eskimo woman you want me to wrassle?"
30,807
posted on
10/21/2004 1:11:44 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
To: sionnsar
I spent the first five years of my life on Douglas Island, across the Gastineau Channel from Juneau. :-)
30,808
posted on
10/21/2004 1:13:21 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
To: Fedora; Lady Jag
Queen is just good.
Sorry i am late. Idiot husband set the kitchen on fire.
(LITERSLLY!)
Have it under control now, but i need to play catch-up.
30,809
posted on
10/21/2004 1:31:46 PM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: tiamat
DANG!
Well! That is about all the excitement I can stand, for one day!!
LOL!
(Sorry! Fires, no matter how small, are not funny.)
30,810
posted on
10/21/2004 1:34:41 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
To: Monkey Face
My hands are STILL shaking!
The boy AIN'T bright.
30,811
posted on
10/21/2004 1:36:19 PM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: Monkey Face
Your Texan in Alaska joke:
That's a good joke!
30,812
posted on
10/21/2004 1:39:39 PM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: tiamat
"Your Texan in Alaska joke:
That's a good joke!"
Yah..old but still funny! I have a few more, but....
30,813
posted on
10/21/2004 1:42:18 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
To: tiamat
Yikes! How'd the pyrotechnics happen?
To: Fedora
The Boy Genius turned on the oven to heat some stuff he had left over from work.
( this is me, with a perfectly good pot of stew in teh crock-pot...STILL he doesn't want that)
Little does he suspect that he left greasy, desicated calzone in there wrapped in paper from two nights ago.
( I didn't know it was in there EITHER, but i check the bloody oven before i turn it on)
Anyway, he cranks the heat up to about 400 + degrees, and dissapears into the latrine.
Next thing i know is Caitlin yelling at me that "Something is REALLY wrong with the oven", and the're roiling smoke EVERYWHERE, smoke detector going off, and YEAH, there a fire happening because my poor daughter opened the oven to find out what was wrong ( she's a decent cook) and THAT'S when the paper and grease burst into flame!
I dealth with it, the fire's out, Caitlin now knows about "don't give a fire air", and he's still breathing.
30,815
posted on
10/21/2004 1:50:35 PM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: freedumb2003
Many many years ago I had a g/f and I was a Laker fan. I wouldn't watch the Lakers in the playoffs, because it seemed like every time I watched they would lose.Aww, man, I know the feeling. My favorite team is the Spurs. I can't watch them anymore --- I want them to do well. :-)
To: sionnsar
What did your friend think of the move?Bit of a culture shock, no?
To: Monkey Face
Never got there. Only place in Alaska I've ever been is Ketchikan.
30,818
posted on
10/21/2004 1:56:39 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)
To: sionnsar
KEWL! Scots RULE!!!
(Clan Cameron descendant)
To: sionnsar
Ah. I wasn't in Alaska when it became a state, otherwise, I would be getting oil royalties...
30,820
posted on
10/21/2004 2:01:24 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
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