why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

I couldn't find a Before pic of Missy. But she smokin' now, dog.

1,241 posted on 07/01/2004 5:52:28 PM PDT by Xenalyte (No one will be sitting in sackcloth and ashes wailing, "Oh, if only we had listened to Art Bell!")

To: The Scourge of Yazid; NYC GOP Chick

I had to go and tempt the gods, didn't I?

Seems to be a trend here...

1,242 posted on 07/01/2004 5:53:25 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)

You speak the truth!

1,243 posted on 07/01/2004 5:57:06 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)

To: NYC GOP Chick

Indeed, it is so. ;)

1,244 posted on 07/01/2004 5:58:35 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)

1,245 posted on 07/01/2004 6:00:40 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)

To: NYC GOP Chick; Xenalyte

You folks think you can stop me?

Why, I'm almost flattered.

Pshaw!

I'll be on this thread way after you two have called it quits.

Character in Franz Kafka shorty story:

GIVE IT UP MAN!

1,246 posted on 07/01/2004 6:01:52 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (Ithaca is "the city of evil." Peekskill is the "city of light." Syracuse is the city of basketball.)

To: NYC GOP Chick

So, I have been told!

1,247 posted on 07/01/2004 6:03:26 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

1,248 posted on 07/01/2004 6:03:55 PM PDT by Xenalyte (No one will be sitting in sackcloth and ashes wailing, "Oh, if only we had listened to Art Bell!")

To: The Scourge of Yazid

1,249 posted on 07/01/2004 6:05:30 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)

Yeah, I know what you mean. Wouldn't it be awful if you turned up in the Hereafter with the clothes you had on when you died? I mean, explaining that spiked dog collar and the leather jockstrap with the yoo-hoo feather attached to the thong to St. Peter might take some serious doing.

It could, of course, be worse. I mean, your relatives trot out this ages-old high-school suit you've had gathering dust in the closet to plant you in, and what does the undertaker do to make it fit over the stiff? He cuts the back out of the sumbitch, that's what he does! So there you are at the Pearly Gates with your front side lookin' fly and your nekkid butt in the breeze. Is that how you want to face your Maker? Didn't think so. But that's probably why they issue you one of those silly-looking robes when they hand you your harp. It could be worse.

Oh, and if they hand you a leather jockstrap and an accordian? That ain't Heaven.

1,250 posted on 07/01/2004 6:05:32 PM PDT by Billthedrill (Become a monthly donor or Michael Moore will eat your dog.)

I ain't giving up my sources!

1,251 posted on 07/01/2004 6:05:48 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)

Oh no you di'n?(!)

Using characters from the short-lived but hilarious "Family Guy" FOX series against me, are ya? Well, I can see that this particular situation calls for the heavy artillery.

MARCH!

1,252 posted on 07/01/2004 6:06:35 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (Ithaca is "the city of evil." Peekskill is the "city of light." Syracuse is the city of basketball.)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

I'm still here for our seemingly endless mano a mano.

1,253 posted on 07/01/2004 6:07:26 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)

What are Juws?

Aren't those the teeth in kosher sharks?

1,254 posted on 07/01/2004 6:08:13 PM PDT by Cvengr (;^))

To: NYC GOP Chick; KangarooJacqui

Ohohohoho...this is not over. Far from it.

I'm from Bklyn. after all.

I'm takin' ya' wack rhymes to schooll sista'!

1,255 posted on 07/01/2004 6:08:50 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (Ithaca is "the city of evil." Peekskill is the "city of light." Syracuse is the city of basketball.)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

Brooklyn?
So ye talk with a funny accent too, huh? ;-)

1,256 posted on 07/01/2004 6:10:07 PM PDT by Happygal (Le gách dea ghuí)

To: The Scourge of Yazid; NYC GOP Chick; lavrenti

1,257 posted on 07/01/2004 6:10:43 PM PDT by Xenalyte (No one will be sitting in sackcloth and ashes wailing, "Oh, if only we had listened to Art Bell!")

To: The Scourge of Yazid

Ohohohoho...this is not over.
Far from it.

I'm from Bklyn. after all. I'm takin' ya' wack rhymes to schooll sista'!

What rhymes??? And you don't scare me - I'm originally from the Bronx!

1,258 posted on 07/01/2004 6:10:59 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)

OMG! That is THE funniest post on this thread - and there have been some doozies!

1,259 posted on 07/01/2004 6:11:47 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)

To: Billthedrill

I often ponder those aspects of which you speak, my friend. I rather not show up in Heaven looking like a tile salesman.

1,260 posted on 07/01/2004 6:11:55 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)

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