Why Want Bush Do Something about the cost of gas? (ZOT!!! He awaits orders from Juwish Modz.)

[John Zell]

Gas costs so much. I cant afford it. Why want Bush do something?

Don't say he can't. His daddy or his handlers could be on the phone in 2 minutes with the Rothchilds and by 1 week, oil prices would be under $20 and gas would be 1 dollar a gallon. You know it and I know it.

Why want he? Do you know? Is there sombody we can call?

Plaese advice.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

It's a conspiracy to keep you off the road and home where the mind control rays can be sure to reach you.

Thats why.

[Republican Red]

Why WANT you look up the info yourself!

Let me be the first to say goodbye

John Zell member since 3/24/05

[VegasCowboy]

My first "in before the Zot!" What a moment!

[jern]

"won't"

[Heff]

Why aren't crying about the cost of milk, which comes from federally subsidized farms, most likely within 100 miles of your home? $5.25 a gallon for a gallon of milk: with 4 kids, and a wife, that's about 13 to 14 gallons a week. I don't burn that much in both cars in a week...unless its a family trip.

BTW...if you think it would take just a few phone calls to lower the price...then you are an idiot.

[airborne]

[southernnorthcarolina]

Best post ever!

John Zell, member since tomorrow! How's that work?

Oh, and it's "won't," not "want," and "advise," not "advice."

But gee, other than those minor points, it's a really swell, well thought out post.

Do I hear Viking kittens in the background?

[Miss Marple]

The Rothschilds? That's a new one. Usually they want President Bush to call the Saudis or Halliburton.

[Gabz]

ROFLMPJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hilarious.

[Pillows]

he is doing something about it...he's starting to drill in Alaska.

[EagleUSA]

Get even with the petro-giants. Buy a horse.... :-)

[KJC1]

LOL! I was scratching my head over that one too.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Because I just zotted him into tomorrow. Stand back!

[Semper Paratus]

The Rothschilds? That's a new one.

Rothschild is a codeword for Wolfewicz.

[beelzepug]

"...if you think it would take just a few phone calls to lower the price...then you are an idiot."

No matter what or even IF he thinks, he's still an idiot.

[theDentist]

Don't you wish you could spell like an adult, troll? Weren't you out protesting that the war was so we could have cheap oil? Don't you feel as stupid as you look?

[Paleo Conservative]

Gas costs so much. I cant afford it.

That reminds me of a bumper sticker popular in Texas after the first OPEC emargo:

Let'em freeze in the dark!

[marty60]

Well I don't know about you , but my car doesn't run on champaigne.

[little jeremiah]

Milk is $5.25 a gallon??? Here it's 3.39 at the expensive store, and 2 something at the cheap store.

[hflynn]

To John Zell: Because Zelliburton has all the oil contracts.

[Mark]

[jackbill]

In inflation adjusted dollars, gasoline would have to cost over $3 a gallon to equal gasoline costs of the early 1980's.

Sit back, take a deep breath, and walk, don't ride.

[bfree]

He wants to punish democraps, remember though - IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN, NOW STAY HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS.

[Texas_Jarhead]

Wow, could someone honestly be that stupid? Hard to believe.... This kind of dumb has to be intentional...

[Pox]

I'm thinking it actually meant Rockefeller. :)

[Heff]

Sorry...I get it delivered...however, at the local store its 4.15

[miskie]

So long farewell, auf weidersehen good-bye
Marta: I hate to go and leave this pretty sight

So long farewell, auf weidersehen adieu
Freidrich: Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you

[G-dzilla]

Lightning's nice, but I really prefer kitties...

[scoopscandal]

giggle, giggle

[Jim Noble]

[Mr. Lucky]

On behalf of idiots everywhere, I resent your association of this socialist troll with our ancinet and noble class of intellect.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

As my old boss used to say(may he rest in hell),
Assume high toned Cajun accent...

"Ehh, Walkin' ain't out of style!"

[Billthedrill]

Well, John, it's like this. We Republicans are all stock-holders in fabulously wealthy oil firms and frankly, my yacht could use a refit. Do you know how much that costs, even if you use illegal alien labor? So as I see it, it's a choice between ending world hunger or upgrading the hull to exterior pearl enamel. Like that's a choice?

So pony up, baby. You're gonna need a full tank to run your granny to the emergency room once we pull her medicare benefits. And if I get enough to go nuclear on the yacht, the oil will be pure profit anyway. You bring the untouched wilderness areas, I'll bring the oil rigs...

[KidGlock]

"Want" is different than "won't."

Most DUmmies at least spell the title correctly.

[humblegunner]

Why want he? Do you know?

He want you step off high place do you know.

Why you want stop be bunghole?

[SandyInSeattle]

But... but... I thought Bush had a secret plan with the Saudis to reduce oil prices. Didn't he?!

Grow up, learn to spell, and get a job.

[MahaMarty]

I agree, his statements don't make this guy an idiot. Clearly this guy has been an idiot for quite some time.

[cripplecreek]

Your post tells me that it might be good to invest in tinfoil.

[little jeremiah]

Still....

[Heff]

Too funny!!!

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

"That reminds me of a bumper sticker popular in Texas after the first OPEC emargo: "

DRIVE LIKE HELL! FREEZE A YANKEE!

[RushCrush]

Why would Bush do anything about the price of gas?

Have you seen his ranch? He like totally needs that income to pay all of his bills.

[Hi Heels]

Egads. Getcher money back on that lobotomy, pal?

[YOUGOTIT]

Call the democrats who would not drill in Alaska or off the cost of Florida. They want gas high as do the environmentalist so that we will stop driving card and they can move us into boxes for control by the judges. You might also try and find out who is driving the price up by buying the futures options. I would think Soros and other billionaire democrats.

[IronJack]

I wont to know why he want two. Eyem tyred of paying sew much four gass. Butt that darren Busch keeps awl his frenz -- like thu Rothschilds and the Burger King -- making money whyl oui jest get pourer and pourer. Us intellekshuls are gonna half too git tugather and dew sumthn about it.

[smoothsailing]

[Semper Paratus]

I'm thinking it actually meant Rockefeller. :)

The programmer I was sharing an office with started to go into a rant about Wolfewicz, neo-cons and a plot to take over the world. I said where can I find out about this. He said it's all there in the newamericancentury.com.

I said REALLY? Where did you hear that! He said Al Franken! I said do us both a favor and keep you consparcies to yourself.

[Nam Vet]

"My first "in before the Zot!" What a moment!"

And I'm here wiping up the rear again! What a revoltin' development.

Nam Vet

[cksharks]

Thank you!