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Posted on 01/18/2013 4:49:51 AM PST by Lucky9teen

The Next 10 Years Are Going To Be Mind-Blowing

We are living in an extremely exciting time in terms of science and technology. Things that have always been considered science fiction are becoming normal day-to-day components of our lives. And while we have been seeing invention after breakthrough over and over in the last couple of decades, this next ten years is going to blow everything else out of the water.

The awesome thing about all these scientific discoveries it that they create technology that allows us to make more breakthroughs even faster. Our ability to innovate is increasing exponentially as the years go by. To give you an idea of the magnitude of this reality, here are 10 amazing innovations to different sectors of life. They should give you a pretty good idea of what changes will be made by 2020.

Bionic Hand controlled by brain signals

Okay, it doesn’t let you crush rocks like you would think, BUT it does allow people without fingers to have fully functional hands that can pick up and handle delicate objects. It is completely controlled by the brain and requires no surgery. Touch Bionics, the company the produces the Pro Digits hand, is able to install the hand complete with “living skin,” a plastic covering resembling human skin, for under $50,000. A small price to pay for a new hand I think.

 

 

Revolving Tower in Dubai

While Dubai is currently known for it’s ridiculous extravagance, developers in the region are building a tower that has fancy and extremely practical applications.

This beautiful building is going to be made of 59 independently rotating modules/floors so that inhabitants will have a constantly shifting view of the outside world. Each floor will rotate at approximately 6 meters per minute so that the inhabitants will not notice the movement. The independent rotations will also give the building an ever-changing exterior that can warp into very complex designs.

All of that aesthetic stuff is great and all, but the real innovation comes from the wind turbines built in between each floor. The resulting pollution-free energy will be enough to power the tower and several buildings in the surrounding area. Just Wow.

Computers

Here is IBM's 2012 five in five:

Touch
Big Blue reckons that soon enough mobile phone users will be able to touch a product through their device's screen. Using haptic technology (which some speculated would appear on the iPhone 5 earlier this year) people could, for example, touch the material on a piece of clothing before decided whether to buy it or not.

Of course users will not literally touch the material, but it will be a simulation of what the material would feel like. IBM says its scientists are already hard at work using haptic, infrared and pressure sensitive technologies that will be able to do this, with the retail industry likely to be the first to benefit from it.

Sight
Anyone who has used the "similar" on Google's image search will know that its algorithms are getting better at looking at an image and then finding ones similar. But it does that by using information tagged into the image by humans and is therefore quite limited.

IBM says that is soon going to change. Computers will soon be able to learn what is in an image, essentially making sense out of it in the same way a human would. The obvious use for this technology is the healthcare industry, where patient diagnosis could be given a helping hand. Telemedicine is one area that would certainly benefit from this sort of technology.

Hearing
There is an episode of The Simpsons where Herb, Homer's long-lost brother, invents a machine that can translate a baby's babbling into speech. IBM thinks technology to actually do that will be available within five years. Sensors will detect elements of sounds and computers will interpret them to find any meaning that would otherwise be hidden.

As well as the baby talk example IBM thinks that sensors will be able to use sounds to predict when a tree may fall in a forest or when a landslide is imminent. A real life example is happening in Galway Bay in Ireland, where IBM have put sensors underwater to pick up on noises being made by wave energy conversion machines and working out what impact that may be having on marine life.

Taste
This one would interest Heston Blumenthal, that's for sure. IBM claims that within the next five years computers will be able to pull together the perfect meal, one that uses a human's favorite smells and tastes and selects appropriate food. Big Blue said, "It will break down ingredients to their molecular level and blend the chemistry of food compounds with the psychology behind what flavors and smells humans prefer."

It wouldn't just be about the taste though. The technology would be able to recommend healthy options that whoever sits down to eat the meal is guaranteed to like. It will even be able to take into account medical issues such as diabetes or allergies, IBM said.

Smell
Within five years it will be possible for your smart phone to smell you and analyze if you are coming down with something like a cough or a cold. Tiny sensors embedded in the device will analyze biomarkers and the thousands of molecules in someone's breath and will pick up on any abnormalities.

Technology like this is already in use, such as art galleries using it to monitor the air around works of art, but IBM thinks it will eventually be used for clinical hygiene purposes as well. For example hospitals will be able to use to it work out whether a room has been sanitized or not.

 

Computer Size and Usability

computer_timeline

That Macbook Air is pretty damn thin. So thin, in fact, that it makes you wonder if physical computers will even exist in 2020. Well according to developers at Intel, the keyboard and mouse surely won’t. Who needs QWERTY when you can control a computer with your mind?

Pomerleau and countless research groups around the world are working with brain scanning devices to map blood flow in the brain. They have found that when different individual focus on the same image, they have very similar patterns of blood flow in their brains. For example, one British group announced that they could discern where subjects were in a computer generated virtual environment by looking at where blood flowed in their brains.

How We Interact With the World

The way in which we interact with the outside world has changed SO much since the introduction of the internet, smart phones, etc. In the very near future, another huge jump will be made: integrating the information on the internet with our surroundings.

By that I mean being able to look at a building, product or place and immediately seeing information about the subject on our devices and eventually just with our eyes.

If you’re still confused as to what I mean, check out the earliest innovation of this concept, Goggles by Google. This app allows you to take a picture of whatever you are looking at and instantly receive info about it on your Android phone.

CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO. Kurzweil says that “By 2020 we’ll routinely have pop ups in our visual field of view that give us background about the people and places that we’re looking at.” Your memory and the vast information bank of the internet will be one at all times.

Until we can do this with a chip in our brain, a new device has come out that overlays video onto our normal vision using special glasses. It’s called the Vuzix display Wrap 920AR and it goes on sale soon for around $800.

 

Health

While we still can’t cure the common cold, custom-made organs are just around the corner.

A company called Organovo has developed the first commercial 3-D bio printer that builds custom organs cell-by-cell. Each individual cell is based upon sample cells from the body of the customer. Organovo reports that veins and arteries will be available in 5 years, and more complex organs like hearts and livers in 10.

On a more general note, nanotechnology is revolutionizing the health world. The awesome combination of a higher understanding of how DNA works and the ability to create very small cellular parts is painting a very bright future for medicine.

Scientists are finding specific sequences of DNA that code for conditions like schizophrenia, autism and even aging. The cures are actually in sight.

Success and Popularity Accessibility

By that, I mean the ability of a Joe Nobody to come from nowhere and suddenly gain recognition and become a well known someone. The internet has been continually leveling the playing field so that you don’t need million in capital or marketing to get your ideas, creations and business into the spotlight.

10 year-olds are making thousands off their viral YouTube videos. Anyone with a business idea can start a website and get going for little to no capital. Even Twitter (which I am not a big fan of) can launch people into the spotlight if they can work the system in the right way.

Many people are getting huge jobs because companies are seeing how well their content does on the web. For example, Fede Alvarez, a director from Uruguay, recently had this short film go viral and was offered $30 million from a Hollywood company to direct a film for them. The internet is the perfect tool for capitalism, entrepreneurship, and dreaming. Whatever you can dream up, you can make possible on the World Wide Web.

Robots

The first decade of the 21st century has been a remarkable time for innovation in robotics. While we’re still far away from having bots helping around the house or doing our construction, big strides have been made towards that future.

Recently a robot was able to teach itself human facial expressions by randomly contorting its face and receiving feedback on what resembled real expressions.


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor; Science
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To: ArGee; llevrok

Obama heard about “tipping donkeys”, and wanted to try it for himself.

The farmer said he never saw a Kenyan with pants around his ankles run so fast in his life.

;^)


121 posted on 01/18/2013 11:14:54 AM PST by fattigermaster
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To: r-q-tek86

122 posted on 01/18/2013 11:18:03 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: llevrok; ArGee

Why do we fence in graveyards?
it’s silly, beyond a doubt,
The people outside don’t want to get in,
and the people inside can’t get out.


123 posted on 01/18/2013 11:43:18 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: ArGee; Lazamataz

I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and think of dirty things
Of deviant Dwarves who suck their toes
and elves who drub their dings

I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and dream exotic dreams
Of Dragons who dress in rubber clothes
and trolls who do it in teams

I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and wish for a thrill or two
For a Goblin who goes in for a few no no’s
Or an Orc with a thing about glue

And all the while I sit and pick
I think of such jolly things
Of whips and screws and leather slacks
Of frottages and stings.


124 posted on 01/18/2013 11:47:52 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Old Sarge
We are the stealthy Green Tupees.
Stalking nights and snoozing days.
A team of silent, nasty men
Who all think Sorehead's numbah ten

Draw their fire!
Flank on right!
Narcs retire!
Fight, team, fight!

Using every dirty trick
From booby trap to punji stick.
We hardly need the strength of thirty
When we can win by playing diry.

Two, four, six, eight
Tiptoe, sneak, and infiltrate!
Cha, cha, cha!

125 posted on 01/18/2013 12:14:00 PM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Old Sarge

U betcha..

Ole, Sven, and Lars decide they are going to Mexico for a vacation. They get falling down drunk and wake up in jail and find out they all have been sentenced to die in the electric chair.

Sven is the first to be strapped in the electric chair and the guards ask if he has any last words. Sven says, “I yust graduated from St. Olaf College in Nortfield, Minnesota, with a degree in divinity studies, and I am a good Christian man.... but if it is God’s will for me to die, so be it.”

The guards throw the switch and nothing happens. The guards get on their knees and say, “You are surely a Godly man and we are going to let you go.”

Lars is next to be strapped into the electric chair and the guards ask if he has any last words. Lars says, “I yust graduated from Concordia college in Moorhead, Minnisota, with a degree in divinity studies, and I am a God fearing man. If it is my time to die, it is God’s will.”

The guards throw the switch and nothing happens. The guards say, “You also are a Godly man and we are going to let you go.”

Ole is the last to be strapped into the electric chair. The guards ask him if he has any last words. Ole says, “Vel, I yust graduated from Pollock Tech in electrical engineering... and I’ll tell ya right now, if you don’t plug dat ting in, it ain’t gonna work.”


126 posted on 01/18/2013 12:15:39 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (0 bummer inherited a worse economy in 2012 than he did in 2008.)
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To: Old Sarge
Why do we fence in graveyards?
it’s silly, beyond a doubt,
The people outside don’t want to get in,
and the people inside can’t get out.

*sniff* I just love good poetry.

127 posted on 01/18/2013 12:17:15 PM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Old Sarge
...

But, in case they do...


128 posted on 01/18/2013 12:20:01 PM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee

I never understood why anyone would tip their waitress..

I’d much rather give her the whole thing.


129 posted on 01/18/2013 12:31:53 PM PST by absolootezer0 (2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
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To: ArGee
I thought I said top x, not top X.

"x" is AM

"X" is PM

silly boy

130 posted on 01/18/2013 12:32:30 PM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: r-q-tek86
The Twids were a peaceful, agrarian people with no enemies and no needs. The only sore spot in their otherwise idyllic lives was the giant who lived at the top of the mountain.

You see, the Twids used to take their produce to the other side of the mountain to sell at market. It would have only taken a couple of hours if they could go over the mountain, but he giant would not suffer them to pass. So they had to go the long way, requiring three days to get to market, sell their produce, and get back. Occasionally a delegation of Twids would go to the top of the mountain to beg the giant to grant them passage, but he would just roar and kick them all back down the mountain.

One day a visiting Rabbi heard their tale of woe and said, "I have had success in the past negotiating with otherwise intractable characters. Perhaps I could accompany you and help this Giant to see a better path." The Twids agreed it was worth the try, so the next morning they dutifully headed up the mountain. When they reached the top, the Rabbi stepped forward and called out to the giant, saying, "Mr. Giant, I am a visiting Rabbi, and I have come to speak to you on behalf of these fine Twids." No sooner were these words out of his mouth when the giant roared out and kicked all the Twids down the mountain. But he did not touch the Rabbi.

When he was finished, the Rabbi asked him, "Mr. Giant, why did you kick the Twids down the mountain but leave me untouched?"

The Giant replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Twids!"

131 posted on 01/18/2013 12:47:15 PM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee
Q: What's the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
A: One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.
132 posted on 01/18/2013 1:10:13 PM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee
Q: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A comma's a pause at the end of a clause.
133 posted on 01/18/2013 1:12:20 PM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee

Q: How can a small space make a man die laughing?
A: A small space turns mans laughter into manslaughter.


134 posted on 01/18/2013 1:26:47 PM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee

"I DO NOT HAVE PMS!!!"

135 posted on 01/18/2013 1:31:15 PM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: ArGee

Five eleven’s your height, one-ninety your weight,

You cash in your chips at post 148...


136 posted on 01/18/2013 1:34:02 PM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: ArGee

Q: What’s the difference between a Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?
A: Mick Jagger says “Hey, you, get offa my cloud”. A Scotsman says “Hey, McLeod, get offa my ewe!”


137 posted on 01/18/2013 1:49:53 PM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen
...kid's sporting what I call the "Dairy Queen" hairdo.


138 posted on 01/18/2013 2:07:04 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Piffle....)
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To: proudpapa

Well, obviously they’d move to Oakland if he was playing for the Raiders!


139 posted on 01/18/2013 2:07:11 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
My old favorite: White Women's Workout (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yuFy_qjolU).
140 posted on 01/18/2013 2:21:08 PM PST by ken in texas (I was taught to respect my elders but it keeps getting harder to find any.)
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