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    03/13/2020 6:23:20 AM PDT · by Colonial35 · 34 replies
    Always look for the silver lining! Wife missing in Bar Harbor, Maine. A few days after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Bar Harbor man answered his door to find two grim-faced Harbor Master officers. "We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your wife," "Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked. One officer said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news!" Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first." The officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found...
  • The Friday Silliness Thread. 03/06/20

    03/06/2020 5:25:14 AM PST · by WakeUpAndVote · 34 replies
    FR | 030620 | WakeUpAndVote
    A while ago there used to be this thread. Well, I have not seen it for a while. Let's light this candle.
  • Source to Fox's Chris Wallace : 'Chance' Senate GOP Votes to Impeach

    10/20/2019 11:41:07 AM PDT · by righttackle44 · 144 replies
    BlabberBuzz (Sourced from NewsMax Politics ^ | October 20, 2019 | NewsMax Politics
    There is a 20% chance Senate Republicans would be inclined to vote to impeach and remove President Donald Trump, a Republican source told "Fox News Sunday" host Chris Wallace. Wallace told White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney during an interview Sunday that there seems to be some Republicans who, "if not breaking with the president – distancing themselves from the president." "I talked to a very well-connected Republican in Washington this week," Wallace added. "Somebody whose name you would know well, who says, that 'if the House votes to impeach and it gets to a trial in the Senate,...
  • Red-tailed hawk impaled with arrow; suspect sought

    09/10/2018 8:01:12 PM PDT · by boycott · 36 replies ^ | 9-10-2018 | Leada Gore
    The Alabama Wildlife and Freshwater Fisheries Division is looking for information to find the person who shot an arrow through a Red-tailed Hawk. The division received reports of the wounded falcon Sunday in the Hartselle area of Morgan County. A member of the Alabama Hawking Association responded to the scene but was unsuccessful in their efforts to capture the hawk for medical treatment. Efforts to locate and capture the bird continue today. "Hawks are protected by state and federal laws. Most sportsmen make good, ethical choices, and don't like to see when others choose not to," the division said in...

    06/08/2018 8:33:16 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 100 replies
    YOU HAD ONE JOB Those colors though... ~ If you’re going to rob a store at least keep hold of the gun. ~ A-MAZE-ING! ~ Slow news day? ~ Lucky it was only a paintball gun. #firearmsfriday ~ Odd looking flute. ~ We're all doomed ~ May want to keep the dog inside next time. ~ I'm not a fan of this guys work ~ Well, that sucks! ~ And, this does not suck. A glitch in the Matrix ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
  • Democrats must be made to pay a price for coziness with Farrakhan

    03/08/2018 8:37:04 AM PST · by rktman · 12 replies ^ | 3/8/2018 | Thomas Lifson
    The narrative that the left has created about President Trump being a racist and the GOP as the home of David Duke can be flipped on its head and used to great electoral advantage, if only Republicans will take full advantage of the opportunity presented by revelations concerning deep ties of key Democrat officials with Louis Farrakhan. Farrakhan's open and proud hatred of Jews was once again on display two weeks ago, when he delivered his "Saviours' Day" address, condemning "Satanic Jews" (again). "Jews were responsible for all of this filth and degenerate behavior that Hollywood is putting out, turning...
  • Watch Foodgod Cheban Demolish Pizza Covered in Oreos (“Three Course Pizza”)

    01/04/2018 10:32:59 AM PST · by nickcarraway · 7 replies
    New York Post ^ | January 4, 2018 | Francesca Bacardi
    Jonathan Cheban, a.k.a. foodgod, prides himself on eating everything, but it seems Kim Kardashian‘s BFF has reached his limit. While stopping by Krave It in Queens, Cheban experienced the “Three Course Pizza,” a pizza covered in fries, onion rings, burger patties, bacon, burger buns and deep-fried Oreos. The pie is then baked for 10 minutes and topped with powdered sugar and barbeque sauce — only Cheban flatly denied the barbeque. “Oh really? Ugh,” Cheban told Krave It owner Vishee Mandahar. “No, but I don’t want to ruin your creation.”

    05/26/2017 6:00:33 AM PDT · by onona · 13 replies
    hmmmmm, one wonders ^ | today | Some Young Guy
  • Friday Silliness???

    05/12/2017 7:30:00 AM PDT · by SixIron · 29 replies
    5/12/17 | SixIron
    What has happened to the Friday Siliness thread? I go away for a while, and it is AWOL.

    04/14/2017 6:14:12 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 319 replies
    I couldn't many memes this week “The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many.” #UnitedMovieLines ~United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos "We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos ~"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos ~United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos ~"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines...

    04/07/2017 5:54:01 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 56 replies
    No Housework Day Date When Celebrated : Always April 7th No Housework Day is your chance to do anything, except housework. Better still, have someone else do the chores for a day. Housework is a daily, seemingly endless and repetitive groups of tasks. It often goes unrecognized and worst of all..... taken for granted. But, watch out! If the dishes aren't done, or there's no clean towels, somebody notices. There's two ways to celebrate this day: If you normally do the housework around the house, cease and desist for this day. Instead, kick back and enjoy the day. Relax...

    03/31/2017 5:57:04 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 46 replies
    WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON? Dogs? What is a Dog? Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They leave their toys everywhere. CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats. Where Dogs...

    03/24/2017 6:01:13 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 58 replies
    OLAY OLAY OLAY OLAY We call him Flicka...  Did you see him get kicked?  Are you hurt by my yelling?  Delayed reaction  A Hit  And.....a miss  How'd that go?  And then there's this

    03/17/2017 5:56:20 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 43 replies
    Happy St. Patricks Day All Ah....let's start if off with a good pun.  Right?  What did you say?  So that's what's at the end of the rainbow...

    03/10/2017 5:12:24 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 67 replies
    You had ONE job... Shrek is a bit darker than I remember.  The British are always law abiding  Now turn around, so it makes sense  So trashy  Fixed it...  He must have stopped working at Krusty Krab.  Oh Roomba...  Chinese?  I hooked up your ceiling light  Urban planning fail  The Force is strong with this one Speaking of doing one job...  Last time. Tequila, Cointreau, lime juice, ice, kosher salt... #margarita            GOP Healthcare Explained  Here everyone.....create your own 

    03/03/2017 4:42:40 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    There's a lot to celebrate today...Caregiver Appreciation DayThis is a very important day of recognition for the tens of millions of Americans, who selflessly give their time to care for those who are ill, disabled, or elderly. Employee Appreciation DayIf the boss can get a Bosses Day, then it's only fair and appropriate that you, the employee, gets a day in your honor. Employee Appreciation Day honors employees everywhere. I Want You to be Happy Day"I Want You to be Happy Day" is an unselfish day. Its a thought that we wish upon others that we care for or love....

    02/24/2017 4:42:47 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    National Tortilla Chip Day Date When Celebrated : Always February 24 Today is a holiday with a crunch. One might even suggest that it is a corny holiday. Well, that's okay because today is National Tortilla Chip Day. Just a few decades ago, Americans seldom ate Corn Chips and Salsa. It's popularity has grown immensely. Today is a tribute to that rising popularity of one of America's favorite munchies. Did you know? The corn chip recipe was brought to the U.S. from Mexico by texas businessman Elmer Doolin.  Celebrate National Tortilla Chip Day with a handful of crunchy, tasty...

    02/17/2017 5:05:44 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 47 replies

    02/10/2017 6:28:47 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 51 replies
    Umbrella Day Date When Celebrated : Always February 10 Umbrella Day is in honor of one of the world's most invaluable inventions. On a rainy, day, we are sure glad that someone was smart enough to invent it. It's also increasingly popular to use umbrellas to shade ourselves from harmful UV radiation, and the heat of the sun. Umbrellas come in all sorts of sizes, colors, shapes, and, designs. Businesses and organizations use them for advertising. The smallest umbrellas fit inside a purse or glove compartment. Golf umbrellas are popular sizes. Then, there are lawn and beach umbrellas. There's one...

    02/03/2017 5:58:26 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 53 replies
    Memes are so fun...  The Plan  If you had a pet, what would it be?  Finally!  When one digs deeper...  A collection like no other  Damn Straight! (no pun intended)    Well, actually....  What would Trump be, if he wasn't doing an infomercial?  You may ask yourself...  Hypnotizing  Send What?  What everyone on the left is thinking....  When asked about Democrats?  Favorite Animal?  Oh Jeez!  Who is extinct?  YES!!  Damn, he's good!  Who controls the purse strings?  Yeh, what he said.