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  • Rachel Maddow gets that STUPID SMIRK wiped off her face by Trump's Election! MUST SEE!!

    08/23/2017 12:16:23 PM PDT · by nikos1121 · 16 replies
    I think it's time to savor and enjoy this clip again, to remind us just how awesome Trump's victory was. Maybe just maybe there are a few on this forum who have not seen this. If so, it's a must see.
  • Arrest prevented after Centralia women glue fingers in pipe as ‘couples therapy’

    08/23/2017 8:42:52 AM PDT · by llevrok · 44 replies
    The Daily World ^ | 8/23/2017
    CENTRALIA— A couples therapy scheme gone very wrong is reportedly to blame in the case of two Centralia women glued together by the pinky finger using an unknown epoxy and a copper pipe, according to the Centralia Police Department. “They haven’t been able to feel their fingers for three days.” said Det. Patty Finch, of the Centralia Police Department. According to the Centralia Police Department, Rachel A. Deckert, 27, attempted to turn herself in at 3:54 p.m. Monday at the Lewis County Jail on an outstanding misdemeanor warrant for a driving under the influence case. She was served with the...
  • Wednesday - WHAT????

    08/23/2017 3:45:30 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 8 replies
    friendly email | 8.23.2017 | unknown
    A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a...
  • Today's Toons 8/23/17

    08/23/2017 1:41:59 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Politics Forum ^ | 8/23/17 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Instant Karma after Trump Phoenix Rally

    08/22/2017 9:56:19 PM PDT · by Company Man · 112 replies
    Twitterererr ^ | 8/23/17 | unknown
    A little bit of instant justice for an antifa douchebag.
  • Time for a giggle

    08/22/2017 6:12:47 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 20 replies
    friendly email | 8/22/2017 | unknown
    An older golfer was chipping his ball from near a water hazard; his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The golfer replied that his club had fallen into water, and he needed the club to win the tournament to supplement his meager pension. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden club. "Is this your club?" the Lord asked. The golfer replied, "No. The Lord again went down and came up with a silver club. "Is this your club?" the Lord asked. Again, the...
  • UNDERCOVER VIDEO: Crowder (me) Anti-Trump Gay Karaoke Night... As Trump

    08/22/2017 5:19:24 AM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 7 replies
    Louder With Crowder ^ | 08/21/2017 | Steven Crowder
    This one surprised me. Yeah it started as a gag, but to learn about the false inflation of numbers, to the degree that we did was startling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egvlO9Zty5A
  • Today's Toons 8/22/17

    08/22/2017 2:10:15 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 8/22/17 | pookie18
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  • Another statue taken down in the middle of the night.(not really)

    08/21/2017 7:20:07 AM PDT · by red-dawg · 7 replies
    me
    Is this where it's all going?
  • The Funniest Messages Left on Windshields of Terrible Parkers

    08/21/2017 5:24:43 AM PDT · by simpson96 · 25 replies
    OMG Check It Out ^ | 4/4/2017 | Nathan Simonson
    We’ve all had the urge to lash out about someone we think is terribly inconsiderate, whether we actually do it or let it slide for whatever reasons. Sometimes though, we don’t have an opportunity to be face with those we are upset with, for instance when our car is blocked by a badly parked truck requiring painful ant time-wasting vehicle maneuvering. This rage motivates many to prepare their angry letters beforehand, or improvise on the spot. There are many of these notes circulating the web. Here are some of our favorites:
  • Today's Toons 8/21/17

    08/21/2017 1:30:35 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 8/21/17 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • You might have enough ammo if...

    08/20/2017 4:37:59 PM PDT · by ARGLOCKGUY · 23 replies
    me | now | me
    You might have enough ammo if... your ammo stash has fallen through the floor. You might have enough ammo if... you don't worry about thieves with pickup trucks or sedans, as it would require a forklift and semi trailer to make a dent in your stash You might have enough ammo if... you can scientifically measure the gravitational distortion of your ammo stash You might have enough ammo if... hikers that get lost near your property have shown up because their compass is attracted to your supply of steel cased ammo You might have enough ammo if... you have to...
  • Friends in Safe Spaces. Chad Prather and Steve Mudflap McGrew aka Larry the Liberal

    08/20/2017 9:25:01 AM PDT · by Morgana · 5 replies
    Steve Mudflap McGrew ^ | Published on Mar 8, 2017 | Chad Prather and Steve Mudflap McGrew
    Friends in Safe Spaces. Chad Prather and Steve Mudflap McGrew aka Larry the Liberal A BIG Thanks to Jason McNabb and the Reign for PLAYING on our song Friends in Safe Spaces. You guys rocked!! And a big thanks to John Macy for producing it!!!! Chad Prather and I appreciate it!!
  • The Darkest Day: Eclipse to leave KY in the dark, sparks fears of alien encounters

    08/19/2017 2:26:56 PM PDT · by McGruff · 20 replies
    WAVE3 NEWS ^ | February 20th 2017
    The date August 21 may ring a bell for some, especially for Hopkinsville. While covering the eclipse story I uncovered an interesting twist that not only raised my eyebrows, but even the ones of famed movie director Steven Spielberg. It seemed like a horror story for one Kentucky family, the Sutton family. All 11 of them gathered in their house on August 21, 1955. It was just after sunset less than a quarter of a mile down this road in Kelly Kentucky where Mr. Sutton went out to the well. Shortly after that a night of terror began for the...
  • Chelsea Clinton on Confederate Statues: Christians Don’t Memorialize the Devil for His Rebellion

    08/19/2017 12:23:28 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 129 replies
    Breitbart ^ | Warner Todd Huston
    Bill and Hillary Clinton’s daughter, Chelsea, has been spending a lot of time on Twitter during the last year attempting to expound on all manner of topics to show how engaged she is, but her attempt to compare Confederate statues to the worship of the devil did not fare so well. The younger Clinton took to her Twitter account on Thursday to try to mix Biblical themes with Confederate themes, saying, “The story of Lucifer-who rebelled against God-is part of many Christians’ traditions.” Then she added that she never saw a statue of “Lucifer” in a church:
  • Saturday smirks and snickers

    08/19/2017 5:54:25 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 12 replies
    friendly emails | 8/19/2017 | unknown
    SENIOR CENTER DATING STORIES Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.” Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there; a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvelous...
  • Bill Clinton’s Accusers Demand Removal of Statue in South Dakota

    08/18/2017 8:44:52 PM PDT · by Silentgypsy · 30 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 18 Aug 2017 | Adam Shaw
    The left’s push to remove controversial monuments and statues across the country may be backfiring, as President Bill Clinton’s alleged victims are now demanding a statue of the liberal icon in South Dakota be removed. Left-wing activists, including many top Democratic politicians, have been demanding the removal of statues and monuments of Confederate generals across the U.S. — with some event taking it into their own hands and removing them themselves. But now Juanita Broaddrick, who claims she was raped by Clinton in the 1970’s, is adding a statue of the Democratic icon to the list.
  • PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES SALE OF CALIFORNIA TO MEXICO [Very much satire]

    08/18/2017 3:11:58 PM PDT · by upchuck · 13 replies
    Aug 18, 2017 | Email from Bill
    At 12:15 pm today President Trump disclosed that he has reached an agreement with Enrique Pena Nieto, President of Mexico, which provides for the sale of substantially all of the State of California to the country of Mexico. President Trump noted that this deal, which he claims “is his largest real estate deal ever” is a win-win for everyone involved. One of the benefits he says he will highlight during a prime time address from the Oval Office later this evening, will include using the proceeds received by the US from Mexico to: 1) pay for the Wall (fulfilling yet...
  • Donald Trump is 'just six Senate votes from impeachment' (moron reporter alert)

    08/18/2017 1:19:00 PM PDT · by pabianice · 14 replies
    Yahoo ^ | 8/18/17
    Donald Trump is just six Senate votes from impeachment, according to an analyst at a prominent independent think-tank. Support for the President among Republican Senators has waned to the extent that Mr Trump is likely to only hang onto his seat by six votes, according to Elaine Kamarck of the Washington-based research group The Brookings Institution. Ms Kamarck, who is director of the Centre for Effective Public Management, said 12 Republican Senators had "no fear of the President" and had indicated they could vote against him in a vote.
  • Friday Fun

    08/18/2017 5:25:53 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 28 replies
    friendly emails | 8/18/2017 | unknown
    A lady failed the driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question : “You are driving at 120 mph. On your right is a wall, on your left is a cliff. On the road, you see a old man and a young man. What will you hit ?”. The woman walked up to the examiner and said, “I’ve answered this question in all four ways, wall, cliff, young man, old man. Yet I failed all the four times. How is this possible? What am I supposed to hit...