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  • POLITICSAngry Londoners Drag Climate Change Protesters From Roof of Train

    10/17/2019 8:54:38 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 13 replies
    Summit News ^ | 17 Oct 2019 | Pual Watson
    Middle class virtue signalers met with little enthusiasm from working class commuters. Angry Londoners furious at having their lives disrupted dragged ‘Extinction Rebellion’ climate change protesters from the roof of a train this morning. The incident happened at Canning Town Tube station, located in London’s poor east end – a particularly stupid venue for Extinction Rebellion activists to try to pull such a stunt. One decidedly middle class looking protester climbed on top of the train but was pelted with objects before being dragged back down to the platform. London Underground staff had to intervene to prevent the protesters getting...
  • Good Dog

    10/17/2019 5:00:48 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 17 replies
    email from friend | 10/17/2019 | unknown
    IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT THE DOG, I am SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM. YES, HE BIT: 6 PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS... 4 PEOPLE WEARING HILLARY T-SHIRTS... 2 CAR DRIVERS WITH BERNIE SANDERS BUMPER STICKERS... 9 TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR BUTT CRACKS... 2 FLAG BURNERS... AND ......... A KNEELING FOOTBALL PLAYER. SO FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE! AND NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT Of HIS Mouth
  • Today's Toons 10/17/19

    10/17/2019 3:53:23 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 10/17/19 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • ABC Exclusive: Tragedy in Syria grows as photo shows Turkey invading area occupied by Kurds

    10/17/2019 2:34:10 AM PDT · by Drango · 14 replies
  • Free Flu Shots (Satire)

    10/16/2019 8:27:43 PM PDT · by RetiredTexasVet · 6 replies
    10/16/19 | RetiredTexasVet
    Due to a settlement with the CDC, FDA and the Surgeon General, you will be able to buy one flu shot for the regular $35 price and get four more shots in future years for free. The agencies argued in court that the flu shots were never more than 20% effective, therefore the consumer should get 80% more value for their money. The flu vaccine companies agreed to provide the additional value in the form of four more free future flu shots. After purchasing and receiving the first flu shot, consumers will be provided with a voucher for the four...
  • Adult Truths

    10/16/2019 11:30:00 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 43 replies
    everyday wisdom ^ | 10/16/2019 | multiple
    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out...
  • 'We Are Living In A Totalitarian Nightmare,' Says Protester Without Fear Of Govt Retribution SATIRE

    10/16/2019 7:46:27 AM PDT · by gattaca · 8 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | October 16, 2019 | Babylon Bee
    FULL TITLE: 'We Are Living In A Totalitarian Nightmare,' Says Protester Freely Without Any Fear Of Government Retribution WASHINGTON, D.C.—During a recent string of protests in Washington, one protester told reporters that "we are living in a totalitarian nightmare just like in The Handmaid's Tale," making the statement with absolutely no possibility of the government kidnapping and torturing her for her outspokenness. The woman drew on her guaranteed free speech rights to state that "this government is like something out of a totalitarian dystopia," as police stood by guarding to ensure her and her fellow protesters' right to protest was...
  • Blair Jokes About His Family (and Beard) on Wheel of Fortune (Funny)

    10/16/2019 7:26:43 AM PDT · by grayboots · 8 replies
    Youtube ^ | 10/15/2019 | Wheel of Fortune
    We appreciate a stark sense of humor. Blair had us all laughing last night.
  • Today's Toons 10/16/19

    10/16/2019 1:36:22 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 23 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 10/16/19 | pookie18
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  • NFL Live Thread: Week 7

    10/15/2019 4:46:00 AM PDT · by Impy · 44 replies
    10-15-19
    NFL Live Thread: Week 7 Thursday, October 17, 2019 (All Times Eastern) Kansas City at Denver 8:20 pm FOX-NFL Network-Amazon Prime Video Empower Field at Mile High Sunday, October 20, 2019 Miami at Buffalo 1:00 pm CBS New Era Field L.A. Rams at Atlanta 1:00 pm FOX Mercedes-Benz Stadium Minnesota at Detroit 1:00 pm FOX Ford Field Oakland at Green Bay 1:00 pm CBS Lambeau Field San Fransciso at Washington 1:00 pm FOX FedEx Field Jacksonville at Cincinnati 1:00 pm CBS Paul Brown Stadium Houston at Indianapolis 1:00 pm CBS Lucas Oil Stadium Arizona at N.Y. Giants 1:00 pm FOX...
  • Today's Toons 10/15/19

    10/15/2019 3:47:54 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 10/15/19 | pookie18
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  • First Case Of Lunch Shaming In California (Satire)

    10/14/2019 6:31:11 PM PDT · by RetiredTexasVet · 7 replies
    10/14/19 | RetiredTexasVet
    Gov. Newsom signed the Lunch Shaming Law today and the first arrest was made within hours of the signing. 3rd Grader Samantha White of San Francisco was charged with felony lunch shaming at her elementary school. School security officers arrested and transported Samantha to police headquarters after receiving complaints from the school staff. From her mother, it was learned that Samantha had taken a lunch to school which consisted of a Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich, bag of chips and bannana. When Samantha started eating her lunch, with the approved carton of white milk, her classmates were immediately "lunch shamed" when they...
  • Who's running Post #12

    10/14/2019 5:26:52 AM PDT · by upchuck · 8 replies
    Oct 14, 2019
    Post #12. With so many rats running for president in 2020 it's hard to keep up with who's in and who's out. Hopefully, this post will help. Below is a list of declared candidates, their occupation, the date they dropped from the race (if they did) and misc. notes. This thread will be reposted each week, likely on Monday, with the dropouts from the previous week and newly declared candidates noted. Sorry this is so boring. For the third week in a row, no one quit. Newly declared candidates from last week: none, thankfully, but ya never know. Please let...
  • Only the Irish could put this topic to music.

    10/14/2019 3:59:52 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 6 replies
    you tube ^ | 10/14/2019 | Bowse and Blue
    Clever and well written. https://www.youtube.com/embed/ _43f9RzAqMM
  • Today's Toons 10/14/19

    10/14/2019 1:36:08 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/14/19 | pookie18
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  • North Korea publishes satellite image of California at night

    10/13/2019 11:44:35 AM PDT · by NorseViking · 25 replies
    Daily Fail by People's Cube ^ | October 11, 2019 | Red Square
    DAILY FAIL: The most current truth from around the world TODAY'S HEADLINES: North Korea publishes satellite image of California at night CALIFORNIA STRONG: "Five dollar a gallon gas is no big deal 'cuz there's no electricity to run the pumps anyway." DEPORTATIONS ARE COMING: California Governor Gavin Newsom blames electricity blackouts on Russian kulaks, vows revenge. CLIMATE STUDY: "There's no need for climate protests in China because China is already communist." NBA replaces U.S. anthem with China's, encourages players to kneel. Ushanka tip to Margaret and Mi for the headlines, and to ThePeoplesComrade for the Daily Fail concept.
  • Adam Schiff Reads Nursery Rhymes

    10/13/2019 2:28:28 AM PDT · by a little elbow grease · 26 replies
    freerepublic.com ^ | 10/13/19 | little elbow grease
    Adam Schiff Reads Nursery Rhymes https://www.trendsmap.com/twitter/tweet/1183203702540251136
  • MadTV - That's My White Mama (in the days before politically correct TV)

    10/12/2019 6:32:19 PM PDT · by simpson96 · 4 replies
    Youtube ^ | 7/4/2010 | gamecircit
    From 1995... After a white man (Artie Lange) accidentally hits a black woman with his car, her soul enters his body . He raises her daughter, Shaquana Curtis (Debra Wilson), whose boyfriend, Robert (Phil LaMarr), Mrs. Curtis disapproves of. MadTV - That's My White Mama
  • Labor of Love

    10/12/2019 3:37:08 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 5 replies
    email | 10/12/2019 | unknown
    Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, Democratic Party members, were standing there so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal!"...
  • Laughter helps.

    10/11/2019 11:31:04 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 14 replies
    jokes of the day ^ | 10/11/2019 | unknown
    A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells her that the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce that's parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls Royce into the bank's underground garage and...