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  • Today's Toons 12/5/16

    12/05/2016 3:57:17 AM PST · by pookie18 · 1 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 12/5/16 | pookie18
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  • Poor little snowflake!

    12/04/2016 6:46:42 PM PST · by LibWhacker · 9 replies
  • Aleppo’s Clown, Who Made Children Laugh, Killed in Airstrike

    12/04/2016 2:14:34 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 21 replies
    Al Arabiya ^ | Sunday, 4 December 2016
    An airstrike on Thursday has ended the life of the 24-year-old Anas al-Basha, who was known as Aleppo’s clown. Basha, who was also a civil rights activist, chose to remain in the divided Aleppo to work with children and mitigate their traumas in the conflict-torn, northwestern Syrian city. The activist’s corpse was found buried under the rubble with the hat and makeup he wore in his role as a clown, in the eastern part of the city, which was held by the rebels. After heavy airstrikes, the Syrian regime has regained on Sunday more than half of Aleppo. His death...
  • Revealed: Why there's so much alcohol in Clinton's bloodstream.

    12/04/2016 5:57:54 AM PST · by dangus · 18 replies
    She's a dissed Hillary!
  • Atheists Don't Have No Songs

    12/03/2016 1:08:24 PM PST · by Twotone · 24 replies
    YouTube ^ | Apr. 4, 2014 | Steve Martin
    Clip from Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers featuring Edie Brickell Live
  • Take a break with Red Skelton and Johnny Carson

    12/03/2016 10:55:24 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 30 replies ^ | 12/3/2016 | self
  • It's The Most Wonderful Time In Eight Years! (Christmas Parody Song)

    12/03/2016 6:37:49 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 33 replies
    YouTube ^ | Dec 1, 2016 | By Dana Kamide
    It's the most wonderful time in 8 years Yet some kids are protesting while Trump fans investing their time with good cheer Sing It's the most wonderful time in 8 years It's the hap-happiest voting season of all With each staff member Trump picks, Democrats up to their old tricks …Just trashing them all but It's the hap- happiest election season of all There’ll be one party hosting All three branches toasting but how low now will the press go There'll spin misguided stories Trying to steal Trump’s glory from a playbook written, long long ago It's the most wonderful...
  • Hilarious Trump Christmas Parody “It’s The Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years”

    12/02/2016 9:27:35 PM PST · by Impala64ssa · 10 replies
    You Tube ^ | Truth Seeker
    Goodbye Obama! Songwriter Dana Kamide performs vocals on This wonderful, hilarious Christmas song parody which says it all! - - Based on the song Andy Williams made popular in the 60's... This version also parodies the movie "It's a Wonderful Life" When George Baily begs God (through his guardian angel Clarence) to let him live again... This time he begs God to help Donald Trump "Make America Great Again" Hillary makes an appearance as the Abominable Snowman in the end... Singer, songwriter and Entertainer Dana Kamide wrote the lyrics and performed the lead vocals and produced the video. Democrats got...
  • This new photo shows the sun with a gigantic smile (Who knew.. Sol a Trumpian)

    12/02/2016 9:09:06 PM PST · by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget · 14 replies
    mashable ^ | December 2, 2016 | Miriam Kramer
    The sun looks like a proud, happy dad with a huge smile in new photos beamed back to Earth by a sun-staring spacecraft. The new images — taken by NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory — show various features of the sun coincidentally coming together to look just like a face with a crooked smile and male-patterned baldness. All in all, this makes the sun bear a striking resemblance to Frasier Crane or perhaps your father. The smiley sun photo was first pointed out on Twitter by solar scientist Karl Battams after the Solar Dynamics Observatory's website was updated with the new...
  • TX Congressman still fuming over balcony barbecue scolding (trunc)

    12/02/2016 8:25:16 PM PST · by ameribbean expat · 24 replies
    "About seven years ago, the architect of the Capitol, who works for the House and Senate, had decided that we all work for him and started making demands," Gohmert said. "One of which was, I could not cook ribs and share them with other members of Congress." For Gohmert, smoking ribs on the office balcony was a quarterly tradition until the architect of the Capitol raked him over the coals, calling the practice a potential fire hazard. (Snip) "It's probably the only time here on Capitol Hill when I actually leave a good taste in people's mouths instead of a...
  • It's the most wonderful time in 8 years

    12/02/2016 6:05:13 PM PST · by Beowulf9 · 13 replies ^ | Dec 1, 2016 | Dana Kamide
    This thing is hilarious and true true true!!!
  • Rosie O'Donnell done fell and bumped her head. Wrong move boo. Wrong move.(Youtube's Diamond & Silk)

    12/02/2016 5:12:03 PM PST · by simpson96 · 5 replies
    Youtube ^ | 12/2/2016 | Staff
    Enjoy.Rosie O'Donnell done fell and bumped her head. Wrong move boo. Wrong move.
  • Watch How Stupid George Stephanopoulos Sounds

    12/02/2016 2:47:14 PM PST · by Kid Shelleen · 22 replies
    WOR (Mark Simone) ^ | 12/02/2016 | staff
    Watch How Stupid George Stephanopoulos Sounds Now Telling Eric Trump His Father Is Going To Lose
  • Worst Memory of the Disastrous Obama Years (Add yours)

    12/02/2016 9:27:10 AM PST · by Red in Blue PA · 94 replies
    So many to choose from. Benghazi. Fast & Furious. IRS Scandal. The one which encapsulates just how bad the Obama Years were when the administration flew James Taylor to France to help them "cope" with a terrorist attack. The entire 8 years were like living in the Twilight Zone, but that is one I will simply never forget. I am sure am forgetting a lot......perhaps blocking them from memory. Add yours.
  • Intellectual Frog Legs – Victory Edition…

    12/02/2016 6:54:27 AM PST · by HarleyLady27 · 8 replies
    The Conservative Treehouse ^ | Dec 2, 2016 | Sundance
    Joe Dan Gorman has produced another installment of Intellectual Froglegs with a great summary of the 2016 Trump victory.

    12/02/2016 5:32:04 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 61 replies
    Takin' the kids to see Santa, be like... Look How Jolly He Is…2. Santa That Look Really Will Scare The Kids…3. Another Jolly Santa4. Is it me, or does his smile seem out of place here?5. Hey Santa… I think you forgot something… I mean someone…6. Hurry, snap the pic before she gets away…7. She's. Not. Liking. It.8. Santa thinking...."well, this is just ruining the mood"9. All together now...10. Santa You Look Tired?11. Santa is wayyyy too happy here12. Santa Your Shades Don’t Help…13. I don't trust you Santa....14. Santa When You’re Hopeless Making The Baby Smile… Cry Along...
  • Today's Toons 12/2/16

    12/02/2016 2:38:48 AM PST · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 12/2/16 | pookie18
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  • 2020 Election

    12/01/2016 10:38:29 PM PST · by Justice · 27 replies
    Today | Dunno
    Al Franken is running for president in 2020 and will select Jill Stein for running mate. The Franken/Stein ticket for 2020.
  • Shouting match erupts between Clinton and Trump aides

    12/01/2016 8:00:57 PM PST · by DUMBGRUNT · 18 replies
    washington post ^ | 1 Dec 2016 | Karen Tumulty and Philip Rucker
    As Trump’s team basked in the glow of its victory and singled out for praise its campaign’s chief executive, Stephen K. Bannon,... “Do you think you could have just had a decent message for white, working-class voters?” Conway asked. “How about, it’s Hillary Clinton, she doesn’t connect with people? How about, they have nothing in common with her? How about, she doesn’t have an economic message?”... At which point, Conway accused Clinton’s team of being sore losers. “Guys, I can tell you are angry, but wow,” she said. “Hashtag he’s your president. How’s that? Will you ever accept the election...
  • Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, and proceeds to trash it

    12/01/2016 6:27:33 PM PST · by DUMBGRUNT · 48 replies
    Washington Post ^ | 1 Dec 2016 | Justin Wm. Moyer
    Cpl. Yingling had a unique call for service when the suspect, pictured, was witnessed causing prop. Destruction at a store in Char. Hall. The “suspect attempted to flee the area,” as the sheriff’s office put it in a statement, but it was apprehended by animal control and released to an animal rehabilitator — hopefully not just to be released into the wild, but to be taught basic shopping etiquette.
  • Man crashes while streaming 114 mph drive on Facebook Live (Darwin Award?)

    12/01/2016 3:56:51 PM PST · by DadOfFive · 29 replies
    Police say a Rhode Island man who streamed himself on Facebook Live driving 114 mph and weaving in and out of traffic was critically injured when he crashed into a garbage truck and a concrete barrier. State police say 20-year-old Onasi Olio-Rojas, of Pawtucket, lost control Wednesday on U.S. Route 6 in Providence. The video posted on Olio-Rojas' Facebook page shows him driving 114 mph and weaving through traffic. Police confirmed its authenticity to WJAR-TV.
  • Beaver wrecks Dollar General

    12/01/2016 3:50:03 PM PST · by Wills_Dad · 22 replies
    CHARLOTTE HALL, MD (RNN) - If 2016 has its way, Christmas tree fires will be the least of your worries this holiday season. A beaver found its way into a Dollar General store in Maryland, tearing apart store shelves in its search for the last box of tinsel. After the beaver had caused enough damage to warrant an emergency response, Corporal Yingling from St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office and Animal Control were called to the store. Officials said that the animal tried to escape once Yingling arrived, but the animal was safely apprehended and released to a wildlife rehabilitator.
  • Oregon Jailbird, 38, Posed For Mug Shot With Jail Bird, 4

    12/01/2016 10:54:43 AM PST · by stars & stripes forever · 15 replies
    The Smoking Gun ^ | 12/1/2016 | Staff
    An Oregon man arrested Monday posed for a mug shot with his pet parrot on his shoulder. Following a court hearing, a Washington County judge ordered Craig Buckner, 38, jailed for violating release terms in connection with multiple misdemeanor theft cases. Buckner, not expecting to land behind bars, arrived at the courthouse with his four-year-old red parrot, which he placed in a tree before heading inside the building...
  • Woman rescues red pepper Donald Trump from vegetarian chilli (with picture!)

    12/01/2016 8:23:25 AM PST · by dayglored · 31 replies
    The Register ^ | Dec 1, 2016 | Gavin Clarke
    Woman rescues red pepper Donald Trump from vegetarian chilli Then cruelly cooks him in Mexican-inspired dish It was just an ordinary evening for Janet Ayers in Portsmouth, preparing a vegetarian chilli for dinner. Ingredients included a trio of peppers – red, green and yellow – from Waitrose. So imagine Janet’s horror on slicing the red Capsicum to find the twisted and toothy mug of US president elect Donald Trump screaming at her. Incarnate. “It was going into a vegetarian chilli,” Ayers informed The Reg. “A discussion about Trump and the state of the world was going on while the veg...
  • What WAS North Texas Thinking?

    12/01/2016 7:05:12 AM PST · by Cletus.D.Yokel · 43 replies ^ | 01DEC2016 | FoundOnWebz
    I'm thinking that UNT didn't think this one through?
  • Today's Toons 12/1/16

    12/01/2016 1:28:30 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 12/1/16 | pookie18
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  • Video: Police Trailcams Get Pranked

    11/30/2016 11:51:27 AM PST · by Morgana · 8 replies ^ | November 30, 2016 | George Noori
    Video: Police Trailcams Get Pranked A pair of trailcams deployed by police in Gardner, Kansas revealed an array of surprising 'wildlife' in their local park via some incredibly creative pranksters. The cameras had been set up in the hopes of catching a glimpse of a mountain lion that was reportedly seen recently in the area by residents. However, when the police department checked the cameras after they had been running for a few days, they were stunned by what they found. Amidst images of expected creatures like skunks and raccoons were numerous photos of people in costume 'performing' for the...
  • Today's Toons 11/30/16

    11/30/2016 3:52:48 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/30/16 | pookie18
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  • JiLL STeiN FoR CaT LiTTeR...

    11/29/2016 3:55:53 PM PST · by upchuck · 4 replies
    Zero Hedge ^ | Nov 29, 2016 | williambanzai7
    Only the force of government keeps these often abusive entities alive.
  • John Kasich considered for post master general spot. [satire]

    11/29/2016 9:26:21 AM PST · by nikos1121 · 48 replies
    11/29/2016 | nikos1121
    Couldn't resist posting this sarcasm for our funny bunch here. Throw in some others you find hilarious.
  • I don’t belong in tech

    11/29/2016 5:32:51 AM PST · by spintreebob · 172 replies ^ | 11/25/16 | Saron Yitbarek
    <p>It was dark and cold that night I stomped down Broadway, talking to my then-boyfriend-now-husband about my feelings. I am always talking about my feelings, and he is always listening. He “mhm”s at the right places and doesn’t interrupt and sometimes says good things at the end. Sometimes he says wrong things, and then I have to explain why those things are wrong, taking us down an emotional tangent that is frustrating and exhausting, but he’s trying to be helpful, I tell myself and breathe. Bless his little heart.</p>
  • Today's Toons 11/29/16

    11/29/2016 3:23:15 AM PST · by pookie18 · 7 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/29/16 | pookie18
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  • NFL Live Thread Week 13

    11/28/2016 9:56:20 PM PST · by Bender2 · 70 replies ^ |
    NFL Live Thread Week 13 Thursday, Dec. 1 8:25 p.m. ET Cowboys at Vikings Sunday, Dec. 4 1 p.m. ET Chiefs at Falcons 1 p.m. ET Lions at Saints 1 p.m. ET Rams at Patriots 1 p.m. ET Broncos at Jaguars 1 p.m. ET Texans at Packers 1 p.m. ET Eagles at Bengals 1 p.m. ET Dolphins at Ravens 1 p.m. ET 49ers at Bears 4:05 p.m. ET Bills at Raiders 4:25 p.m. ET Giants at Steelers 4:25 p.m. ET Redskins at Cardinals 4:25 p.m. ET Buccaneers at Chargers 8:30 p.m. ET Panthers at Seahawks Monday, Dec. 5 8:30 p.m....
  • Today's Toons 11/28/16

    11/28/2016 3:37:01 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/28/16 | pookie18
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  • President Trump works as a Waiter at his own Hotel (Aired on Oprah 2011)

    11/27/2016 12:18:32 PM PST · by beaversmom · 10 replies
    Oprah via You Tube ^ | Nov 25, 2016 | This Information
    Published on Nov 25, 2016 Donald Trump spending a day in the shoes of his employees at Trump Tower Chicago. Aired on the Oprah Winfrey show, 2011
  • Would Romney choose Egg McMuffin as his deputy Secretary of State?

    11/27/2016 10:01:07 AM PST · by WilliamIII · 26 replies
    Nov 27 2016 | WilliamIII
    Just wondering. Maybe I'm wrong, but I got the impression they were working together during the election campaign. In the end, McMuffin didn't even get enough votes to be elected mayor of McDonaldland, but we were all a little nervous before election night.
  • Cops To Drunk Drivers: We’ll Make You Listen To One Direction

    11/26/2016 5:02:08 PM PST · by ButThreeLeftsDo · 20 replies ^ | 11/26/16 |
    A small Minnesota police department’s tweet went viral this week after it threatened to subject drunk drivers to the music of One Direction. Just before the Thanksgiving holiday weekend, police in Wyoming, a city 30 miles north of the Twin Cities, tweeted the warning, which went on to garner, as of Saturday afternoon, more than 5,000 retweets and 9,000 likes. In the tweet, police warned that drunk drivers will be caught, arrested and made to listen to “One Direction cover bands on the way to jail.” There was no mention of the Eighth Amendment, which protects citizens from “cruel and...
  • Vanity

    11/26/2016 9:51:44 AM PST · by al baby · 16 replies
    Facebook | Happy Day | Self
  • White House Press release on Passing of Castro (satire)

    11/26/2016 7:29:44 AM PST · by Michael.SF. · 15 replies
    Vanity | Nov. 26, 2016 | Michael.sf
    WHITEHOUSE – Following the passing of Cuban leader Fidel Castro, President Obama would like to extend his deepest sympathy to the family and friends of President Castro as well as to the people of Cuban: “Not only are myself and Michelle, but the nation, indeed the world, are mourning the passing of not only a historic leader, but a man of the people of the island nation of Cuba. Of all of my signature achievements, and there are many, perhaps the one I am most proud of was opening the doors to normalization of relations between our nations. America, as...
  • Report: Trump's Margin in Wisconsin Shrinks by Thousands of Votes Ahead of Recount [fake news]

    11/25/2016 6:40:29 PM PST · by Freedom of Speech Wins · 142 replies
    Donald Trump’s margin of victory in Wisconsin appears to be shrinking even before the state’s recount gets underway, according to a new report that cites a number of precincts padding the vote count in Trump’s favor. According to the Palmer Report, some precincts realized the numbers were padded to benefit Trump and had to revise their numbers. As a result, 5,000 votes were essentially wiped out of Trump’s column in an instant. What’s particularly puzzling, the report noted, is that Clinton’s numbers remained virtually unchanged, despite Trump losing thousands of votes from his total.
  • CORRECTED: CNN, RCN Deny Reports of Porn Airing on Channel in Boston

    11/25/2016 3:30:58 PM PST · by mdittmar · 28 replies
    Variety ^ | November 25, 2016 | | Variety Staff
    This story was updated at 2:07 p.m. PT and again at 2:35 p.m. PT to reflect new information; see correction below.CNN and cable operator RCN are denying reports that 30 minutes of pornography aired on the channel designated for CNN in the Boston area on Thursday night.According to online reports, subscribers of RCN cable in the Boston area were surprised to find hard-core porn airing on CNN’s channel around 11 p.m. ET Thursday, when CNN was slated to air a rerun of the Anthony Bourdain culinary travelogue series “Parts Unknown.”CNN initially issued a statement pegging RCN as the culprit and...
  • Today's Toons 11/25/16

    11/25/2016 3:23:42 AM PST · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/25/16 | pookie18
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  • "Just the two of us" mashup

    11/24/2016 2:09:36 PM PST · by Vanders9 · 6 replies
    You tube ^ | 11/24/16 | The Pledge
    So clever...
  • Atlanta Astronaut Eats Thanksgiving Dinner in Space

    11/24/2016 12:37:28 PM PST · by Cecily · 13 replies
    Atlanta Journal Constitution ^ | November 24, 2016 | Nicole D. Smith
    Like many Atlantans, astronaut Shane Kimbrough plans to gather around the table and eat a traditional Thanksgiving meal. But this traditional meal certainly isn't typical. Kimbrough—along with five other space crew members—are aboard the International Space Station (ISS), orbiting many miles away in space on Thanksgiving Day. Kimbrough is one of two Americans on board, but all of the astronauts—who are from the U.S., France and Russia—will dig into a space-friendly version of a quintessential, American Thanksgiving meal: packets of turkey, green beans, candied yams and mashed potatoes. In order to eat dinner, the orbiting men and women just add...
  • Welcome back and voting help for my website (vanity)

    11/24/2016 8:27:56 AM PST · by SouthWall · 9 replies
    11/24/2016 | Doug Wall
    I am trying to improve my website, Not for Liberals I've added a "Welcome Back" and "You have already Voted" code (php)that I need a couple of you guys to hit. I use ip address to limit voting, so I can only test once by myself Thank you for your help. Oh, and while you are there, click on a category to see a random quote from that category
  • Hillary at Thanksgiving

    11/24/2016 8:10:05 AM PST · by GreyFriar · 45 replies
    American Spectator ^ | Nov 24, 2016 | JUDAH FRIEDMAN
    Imagine there’s no presidency, no deplorables too… Over the past few days I have asked a few friends what they think life is like for Hillary Clinton right now. Of course this is a hypothetical question, since they don’t know, but it is sort of an interesting idea to let your mind wander and wonder what life is like inside Casa Clinton; not just inside the actual house, but inside her actual head. Caution: we are entering an unsafe and scary space. Let’s start with the outside of the house. I’m sure it’s heavily guarded with Secret Service and private...
  • Vanity--I am especially thankful today for Jim Rob and for al of you adorable deplorable Freepers

    11/24/2016 7:02:47 AM PST · by RooRoobird20 · 45 replies
    Me | Nov 24, 2016 | Me
    I just want to tell Jim Rob and my wonderful Freeper family that I am very, very thankful for you all. Your intelligence, cleverness and incredible sense of humor helped me stay informed and smiling during this last very stressful presidential election. I love you all, have a blessed and enjoyable Thanksgiving! XOXO
  • Today's Toons 11/24/16

    11/24/2016 4:49:25 AM PST · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/24/16 | pookie18
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  • The main problem with prosecuting Hillary

    11/23/2016 10:27:52 PM PST · by ganeemead · 31 replies
    The main problem with prosecuting the Hildabeast... The problem with prosecuting Hilda would be keeping the jury awake for the four or five hours it would take for the DA to read off the list of crimes she's guilty of. This is similar to the big joke you see in Sergio Leone's classic Western "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" in which the sheriff begins reading off the list of crimes Tuco (Eli Wallach) is wanted for. At that point Eastwood walks into a saloon and begins questioning people about something or other and takes his time at it...
  • How To Lecture Trump Voters On Thanksgiving

    11/23/2016 3:54:30 PM PST · by OddLane · 52 replies
    U.S. News & World Report ^ | November 23, 2016 | Andrew Rotherham
    Several years ago, President Barack Obama's political team inaugurated an interesting holiday tradition when they advised Americans to talk about health care policy over Thanksgiving dinner. They were amateurs. After this year's election, with everyone hot to tell their relatives in America's heartland about the errors of their ways, Thanksgiving is going pro. A few talking points to help you: If home is a Rust Belt community hollowed out by globalized economics and left with inadequate assistance for trade adjustment, mediocre schools and a porous social safety net, then, before the bird is even stuffed, lay into your relatives about...