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  • If "Real People" Commercials Were Real Life - CHEVY Awards (humor)

    05/24/2017 2:08:12 PM PDT · by Leaning Right · 19 replies
    YouTube ^ | Mar 16, 2017 | Zebra Corner
    This is a 1 1/2 minute parody video of those Chevy TV commercials, the ones where "real people" gush over all the awards Chevy cars have won. Very funny video, I think.
  • Today's Toons 5/24/17

    05/24/2017 1:38:43 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 23 replies
    The Politics Forum ^ | 5/24/17 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 5/23/17

    05/23/2017 1:24:41 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 7 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/23/17 | pookie18
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  • why U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters was cut off during state convention speech [tr]

    05/22/2017 5:44:56 PM PDT · by upchuck · 28 replies
    LA TImes (scroll down) ^ | May 22, 2017 | Jazmine Ulloa
    ... "This is a very unusual situation, and we are collectively trying to figure out a path forward to address what happened and make sure these things do not happen in the future," Caucus Chairman Darren Parker said. Waters, a Los Angeles Democrat whose acerbic comments on President Trump have brought her national attention in her 14th term, was in the middle of a rousing speech against Trump on Saturday night when she was approached by a man who appeared to work for the convention center. "Hey, leave her alone," audience members shouted as he interrupted to speak to her...
  • Pages loading slowwwwly

    05/22/2017 4:23:21 PM PDT · by CGASMIA68 · 39 replies
    Is it my end or is the Duct Tape giving out ??
  • SHE SHALL PERSIST: Here’s How Hillary Clinton Will Become President In 2017

    05/22/2017 3:08:56 PM PDT · by Weeble · 76 replies
    Washington Free Beacon ^ | 05/22/2017 | Andrew Stiles
    Donald Trump's impeachment is imminent, and the majority of his cabinet is implicated in his treason. Hillary Clinton was supposed to be our president in 2017. It was her turn. She won the popular vote, but lost the rigged election because of Russia. Read the juicy details at the link!
  • 'There's a $20!': [Jesse] Watters Searches NY Woods For Hillary Clinton (video)

    05/22/2017 8:24:38 AM PDT · by simpson96 · 14 replies
    Fox News Insider ^ | 5/21/2017 | Staff
    This week, Jesse Watters headed to Whippoorwill Park in Westchester County, N.Y. in search of Hillary Clinton, who was previously pictured hiking around there after losing the election. At a speech earlier this year, Clinton remarked that she was soon coming "out of the woods" and back into the public eye. With a walking stick to navigate the hilly terrain, Watters hiked the trails in the park, outside the Clintons' adopted hometown of Chappaqua. Soon, he spotted a possible sign of the former Democratic presidential nominee: "There's a $20!" he said, picking up a bill from beside a tree.
  • Today's Toons 5/22/17

    05/22/2017 3:32:56 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/22/17 | pookie18
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  • House Judiciary Committee Considering Articles of Impeachment Against POTUS [fake news]

    05/21/2017 1:25:45 PM PDT · by drewh · 84 replies
    Patriotbiotics ^ | May 21 2017 | By Louise Mensch and Claude Taylor
    Multiple sources close to the intelligence, justice and law enforcement communities say that the House Judiciary Committee is considering Articles of Impeachment against the President of the United States. Sources further say that the Supreme Court notified Mr. Trump that the formal process of a case of impeachment against him was begun, before he departed the country on Air Force One. The notification was given, as part of the formal process of the matter, in order that Mr. Trump knew he was not able to use his powers of pardon against other suspects in Trump-Russia cases. Sources have confirmed that...
  • Actor Tom Hanks alerts New York City police to parked car with slew of tickets

    05/21/2017 7:27:26 AM PDT · by Boomer · 48 replies
    FNC - Entertainment ^ | May 21, 2017 | AP
    Actor Tom Hanks is on the beat in New York City, using Twitter to alert police to a car with a slew of tickets on its windshield. Turns out the tickets were paid.
  • BREAKING -- WHITE HOUSE LEAKER FOUND! (satire)

    05/20/2017 3:44:00 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 37 replies
    5/20/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    I, your intrepid reporter, HAVE FINALLY UNCOVERED THE WHITE HOUSE LEAKER! It took months of dogged investigative work, but, without further fanfare, here it is: I have it on good second-hand authority that the friend of an uncle of a professor of a college where my aunt's child went heard it on the radio that the mother of a man who read it on the internet heard that some guy was talking about, on the subway, that he heard his barber met a prostitute who saw a police report about a poster about this girl who saw on TV that...
  • Seth MacFarlane Is Headed to Space with 'The Orville' on Fox

    05/20/2017 9:56:03 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 16 replies
    Space.com ^ | May 17, 2017 | Tariq Malik
    Seth MacFarlane is gearing up for a trek across the final frontier. Fox announced this week that this fall, it will launch a new science-fiction TV series, called the "The Orville." The show will star funnyman executive producer and actor MacFarlane ("Family Guy," "Ted") as the commander of the titular starship. Adrianne Palicki ("Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.") will portray MacFarlane's executive officer — and ex-wife — with a ragtag crew rounding out the cast. Think "Galaxy Quest" meets "Family Guy," and you're on the right track.
  • Is it Saturday? Again?

    05/20/2017 9:50:18 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 21 replies
    unknown | 5/20/2017 | self
    Retired Person's Perspective 1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. 2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. 3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy. 4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body. 5. I don't like making...
  • Friday Foolishness

    05/19/2017 1:16:41 PM PDT · by sodpoodle · 10 replies
    unknown | 5/19/2017 | self
    Texas Attitude One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump. ("fixin to" in Texas means getting ready to) She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children." He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well then,...
  • Today's Toons 5/19/17

    05/19/2017 7:23:36 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/19/17 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 5/18/17

    05/19/2017 7:20:39 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 3 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/19/17 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 5/17/17

    05/19/2017 7:16:47 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 5 replies
    The Politics Forum ^ | 5/19/17 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 5/16/17

    05/19/2017 7:11:21 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 3 replies
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  • Today's Toons 5/15/17

    05/15/2017 1:41:57 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 7 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/15/17 | pookie18
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  • Watch: 'The Resistance' Creates Anti-Trump Aerobics

    05/14/2017 12:24:40 PM PDT · by drewh · 15 replies
    Brietbart News ^ | 13 May 2017 | by AMANDA HOUSE
    Two California women have choreographed an anti-Trump aerobics class. “Resistance takes endurance,” says artist Liat Berdugo. “And aerobics is also something that builds your endurance.” Berdugo and her partner Margaret McCarthy were recently profiled in a video by Fusion. “We’re looking to, like, really, really physicalize this current moment in the political climate and to respond to it, to react to it, to embody it, to make fun of it,” explains Berdugo. Their routine includes moves to chants “F* Mar-a-Lago”, “Don’t buy Ivanka shoes!”, and “I believe in science!” Each move involves a red tie as an aerobics prop. Other...