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  • Today's Toons 6/20/18

    06/20/2018 1:26:13 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 1 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 6/20/18 | pookie18
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  • I love the Aussie Lady on Mark Levin's show right now! ~Vanity

    06/19/2018 4:59:18 PM PDT · by GraceG · 4 replies
    I love Barbara from Australia, she worked for the UN hated it, became an American the RIGHT LEGAL way and is happy we left the UN human right council!
  • Trump treks to Capitol Hill as immigration firestorm rages

    06/19/2018 2:57:32 PM PDT · by Mariner · 53 replies
    Politico ^ | June 19th, 2018 | By RACHAEL BADE
    President Donald Trump heads to Capitol Hill Tuesday evening to rally House Republicans behind an immigration bill he panned just five days ago. Now Republicans have to decide: Which Trump do they believe? Speaker Paul Ryan and his top lieutenants are well aware that only the president can give conservatives cover to vote for a bill that includes a pathway to citizenship for Dreamers — a huge leap for those who once dismissed that idea as “amnesty.” It’s why leadership invited Trump for a rare meeting with the entire Republican conference, just days after he indicated he might veto the...
  • Today's Toons 6/19/18

    06/19/2018 3:48:41 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 6/19/18 | pookie18
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  • Bubbas have Brains

    06/19/2018 2:42:29 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 9 replies
    email from a friend | 6/19/2018 | unknown
    His name was Bubba, he was from Mississippi ... And he had a problem.... So... He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan Officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an International redneck festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000; and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in...
  • Canadian Football League Week 2 Picks & Live Thread

    06/19/2018 2:33:41 AM PDT · by Bender2 · 20 replies
    cfl.ca ^ | Bender2
    Canadian Football League Week 2 Picks & Live Thread
  • Bill Gross got revenge on ex-wife with fart spray: court papers

    06/18/2018 7:56:46 AM PDT · by Pearls Before Swine · 24 replies
    New York Post ^ | 6/17/2018 | Carleton English
    The bitter divorce battle between billionaire bond king Bill Gross and his ex-wife is beginning to stink — like vomit, flatulence and dead fish. The California moneyman, who lost his beloved 13,819-square-foot Laguna Beach home to his ex-wife in the breakup, used foul-smelling sprays to leave the place a stinking mess — and placed dead fish in the air vents, a “disgusted” Sue Gross claimed in court papers last week. Mrs. Gross, who won a temporary restraining order against Bill last week, has the evidence of his foul play — empty spray bottles in the trash cans... In addition, security...
  • Trump and Kim - The Art of the Deal

    06/18/2018 5:36:06 AM PDT · by CtBigPat · 6 replies
    Deviantart.com ^ | 6/18/2018 | SharpWriter
    The Donald and Kim Jung Un Riding a unicorn!
  • Today's Toons 6/18/18

    06/18/2018 1:18:53 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 21 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 6/18/18 | pookie18
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  • Stormy Daniels Sues Her Former Attorney As Her Story Falls Apart

    06/17/2018 2:32:05 PM PDT · by COBOL2Java · 62 replies
    Big League Politica ^ | 17 June 2018 | Patrick Howley
    Porno height=450 graphic actress Stormy Daniels is suing her former attorney in a bid to explain away the fact that she once denied ever having an affair with President Donald Trump. Daniels’ case, championed by CNN and the mainstream media, is falling apart due to Daniels’ shifting stories, and a steady stream of bombshell revelations about the behavior of her attorney Michael Avenatti, a former Democratic opposition researcher for Rahm Emanuel and Joe Biden who was reportedly trying to get a cable debate show for himself with Anthony Scaramucci. Now, Stormy Daniels is storming at her previous lawyer Keith...
  • Tesla hints at when its $35,000 Model 3 will actually arrive

    06/17/2018 1:45:35 PM PDT · by hlmencken3 · 96 replies
    Business Insider ^ | May. 2, 2018 | Mark Matousek
    Tesla released its first-quarter earnings report on Wednesday, and hinted at when the $35,000 base model of its Model 3 sedan will become available. In the report, Tesla said it expects to start making around 5,000 Model 3 vehicles per week "in about two months," so around July. After the company reaches that threshold, it said it will make new options available to Model 3 customers. "After achieving a production rate of 5,000 per week, we will begin offering new options such as all-wheel-drive and the base model with a standard-sized battery pack," the company said. Tesla states on its...
  • Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar

    06/17/2018 1:27:57 PM PDT · by sodpoodle · 35 replies
    email from a friend | 6/17/2018 | unknown
    Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going? Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods replies, "Not too bad. I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right now." Stevie: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then the next time I play, it seems to be all right." Surprised, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?!!" Stevie: "Yes, I've been playing for years." Tiger: "But -- you're...
  • Smiles for Seniors

    06/17/2018 2:57:35 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 12 replies
    email from a friend | 6/17/2018 | unknown
    Senior wedding Steve, age 92, and Sally age 89, living in Estero, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Steve suggests they go in. Steve addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Steve: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Steve: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Steve: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Steve: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?" Pharmacist: "You bet!"...
  • President Trump works as a Waiter at his own Hotel

    06/16/2018 7:46:35 AM PDT · by nikos1121 · 29 replies
    Donald Trump spending a day in the shoes of his employees at Trump Tower Chicago. Aired on the Oprah Winfrey show, 2011
  • Parents face $132,000 claim after kid knocks over sculpture

    06/16/2018 6:24:10 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 92 replies
    ABC ^ | 15 June 2018 | ALEX PEREZ, SENI TIENABESO PAVNI MITTAL
    Then a few days later, the family received a $132,000 claim from the city of Overland Park’s insurance company, saying that the piece had been damaged beyond repair. “No one would ever to expect that to come into a place that kids are invited and have to worry about a $132,000 dollar piece of art falling on their child,” Goodman said. “Because he didn’t maliciously break that. It fell on him. It was not secure, it was not safe -- at all.
  • Enjoy This Soothing Video of Port-a-Potties Being Ripped from the Earth

    06/15/2018 7:52:57 PM PDT · by COBOL2Java · 32 replies
    VICE ^ | Jun 15 2018, 4:25pm | Lauren Messman
    One of man's most wretched creations gets its karmic comeuppance. Using a port-a-potty is about as enjoyable as brushing your teeth with gravel. Half outhouse, half torture chamber, the rudimentary bathroom option is usually weirdly hot, emits a revolting smell, and induces claustrophobia. Port-a-potties have also provided the setting for one too many horror stories. We all know this, and yet we're still forcing human beings to use the plastic poop prisons in various public places. They are, if nothing else, unnecessarily vile creations, which is why watching some get swept away in a wind storm is both terrifying and...
  • "Comedy Tonight" for Blakes 7, the British sci-fi show

    06/15/2018 11:54:31 AM PDT · by mairdie · 22 replies
    Blakes 7 was a wonderful British TV show, filled with excellent actors, that ran on BBC from 1978 to 1981. Sort of Robin Hood meets Star Trek, with their emblem being the Star Fleet emblem, turned askew. A band of outcasts led by a revolutionary leader take on an entire corrupt Federation. Hmmm.
  • Man arrested after calling police to have his drugs tested

    06/15/2018 7:26:42 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 34 replies
    CNN ^ | 06/14/2018 | By Amanda Jackson
    Police receive many calls for assistance, but this one was quite unusual. Douglas Kelly, 49, from Hawthorne, Florida, called the Putnam County Sheriff's Office on Tuesday, police said, asking them to test the drugs he bought a week earlier because he wanted to press charges against the person who sold them to him. Kelly's public defender did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Police said Kelly told them he had a bad reaction after he smoked what he believed to be meth and thought he was sold another illegal substance. "In an effort to ensure the quality of...
  • Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them

    06/15/2018 6:20:11 AM PDT · by metmom · 30 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | June 7, 2018
    BILLUND, DENMARK—Lego has just introduced new and improved interlocking plastic bricks that will instantly kill you when you step on them, sources at the company’s headquarters confirmed Thursday. The sharper edges in the new design will just immediately put you out of your misery, so you don’t have to roll around on the ground in excruciating pain for minutes on end. Utilizing advanced laser-driven techniques, Lego factories can now hone the edges of the famously sharp and painful bricks to such a fine point that the human nervous system instantly shuts down upon coming into contact with them. “Our engineers...
  • Today's Toons 6/15/18

    06/15/2018 1:21:45 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 6/15/18 | pookie18
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