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  • And that's how the fight started

    07/09/2020 4:06:17 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 15 replies
    email from a friend | 7/9/2020 | unknown
    One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!” And that's how the fight started….. _____________________________ My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?’ 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?’ She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying,...
  • Today's Toons 7/9/20

    07/09/2020 3:46:40 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/9/20 | pookie18
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  • HILARIOUS: Conservative Mama Puts Together Outstanding Video of What It Will Be Like to Teach While Following CDC Guidelines

    07/08/2020 7:44:14 PM PDT · by Pining_4_TX · 13 replies
    The Gateway Pundit ^ | July 8, 2020 | Joe Hoft
    Conservative Mama released another incredible video showing what it will be like for teachers to try and teach while adhering to CDC guidelines.
  • Grey parrot called Griffin humiliates Harvard students by beating them in a memory test

    07/08/2020 3:55:05 PM PDT · by Trillian · 60 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 8 July 2020 | Jonathan Chadwick
    A parrot called Griffin has humiliated students at Harvard University, as well as local children, by beating them in a memory test. Harvard researchers compared human memory skills with those of the African grey parrot (Psittacus erithacus) – an animal separated from humans by more than 300 million years of evolution. They compared how 21 Harvard undergraduates and 21 six-to-eight-year-old children performed against the 22-year-old bird Griffin in several rounds of a classic shell game. The game required mentally tracking the locations of fluffy pom-poms hidden under cups that swapped places a number of times. Griffin's accuracy was comparable to,...
  • Vanity: As A White Male Can I Still Drive The Car If My Wife Is With Me?

    07/08/2020 2:47:06 PM PDT · by setter · 97 replies
    Myself | 7-08-2020 | Setter
    I do not know what is now allowed. Every commercial on TV as of late shows the wife driving the family car with the husband in the passenger seat. We want to do what is proper. What societal rule am I now breaking if I drive and she is in the car? I am not black so we are breaking the black husband-white wife order of things which is just killing us. I even purposely screwed up a simple household chore and threw my hands up in the air the other day so my wife could give me that "Oh...
  • Mark Dice: Where You Least Expect It

    07/08/2020 12:16:59 PM PDT · by Enlightened1 · 12 replies
    Youtube ^ | Mark Dice
    The fake stream news is worried that too many white people go to National Parks. https://youtu.be/VD16eTrhPmo   
  • White LGBT SJW Liberal Gets Put In Place By Black Man Who Identifies As A White Lesbian

    07/08/2020 6:06:21 AM PDT · by Enlightened1 · 19 replies
    Youtube ^ | 07/06/20
    A black man fights for marriage between man and woman only but gets confronted by a woke LGBT member. The woke individual racially discriminates against the man but he identifies as a white lesbian. https://youtu.be/vIgaXKpv4Pw   
  • Today's Toons 7/8/20

    07/08/2020 1:23:58 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/8/20 | pookie18
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  • Atheists Launch No Lives Matter Movement

    07/07/2020 4:24:27 PM PDT · by BipolarBob · 19 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 7/72020 | Babylon Bee
    WORLD—A group of atheists, along with some agnostics, announced on Tuesday a new sociopolitical movement consistent with their worldview called No Lives Matter. According to sources, organizers for NLM have planned numerous rallies to protest other rallies claiming that lives matter. The organization’s mission statement defines the group as “people motivated by the belief that all human lives are equally meaningless.” “Since we are just random accidents of evolution, and our so-called moral truths are just biochemical reactions in our brain, no human lives, or any lives at all, actually matter,” said prominent atheist Richard Dawkins, speaking for NLM. “Anyone...
  • Nation That Kills 3,000 Babies A Day Feels Morally Superior To Slaveowners From 200 Years Ago SATIRE

    07/07/2020 12:38:14 PM PDT · by gattaca · 19 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | July 6, 2020 | Babylon Bee
    U.S.—Leftists who support killing 3,000 babies a day were trying to virtue-signal but quickly ran into a problem: there's no one alive to whom they can feel morally superior. So, the movement was forced to look to people from 200 years ago to find someone they could somewhat credibly criticize for moral failings. "We had a tough time finding people we could feel superior to that are currently living," said Leaf Rivers, a white BLM activist in Portland as he googled "how to tear down a statue if you don't have any muscles." "So, we were forced to turn to...
  • Atheists Launch No Lives Matter Movement (The Babylon Bee)

    07/07/2020 9:49:33 AM PDT · by xp38 · 7 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | July 7 2020 | The Babylon Bee
    WORLD—A group of atheists, along with some agnostics, announced on Tuesday a new sociopolitical movement consistent with their worldview called No Lives Matter. According to sources, organizers for NLM have planned numerous rallies to protest other rallies claiming that lives matter. The organization’s mission statement defines the group as “people motivated by the belief that all human lives are equally meaningless.” “Since we are just random accidents of evolution, and our so-called moral truths are just biochemical reactions in our brain, no human lives, or any lives at all, actually matter,” said prominent atheist Richard Dawkins, speaking for NLM. “Anyone...
  • The Shady Bunch

    07/07/2020 6:19:28 AM PDT · by Enlightened1 · 2 replies
    Twitter ^ | 07/06/20
    The Shady Bunch (A pardoy of the 1970s TV show The Brady Bunch) https://twitter.com/TheUnitedSpot1/status/1280271921477611520  
  • Today's Toons 7/7/20

    07/07/2020 3:20:56 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/7/20 | pookie18
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  • A deadly rabbit virus nicknamed 'bunny Ebola' is spreading in the Southwestern US, killing thousands of rabbits

    07/06/2020 1:21:56 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 50 replies
    Buseiness Insider ^ | 6-30-20 | Aylin Woodward
    Across seven states in the Southwest, thousands of wild and domestic rabbits are dying from a rare outbreak of a highly contagious disease known as rabbit hemorrhagic disease virus (RHDV2). "We refer to it as 'bunny Ebola,'" Amanda Jones, a veterinarian from Killeen, Texas, told The Cut. While the rabbit virus is "not related in any way, shape, or form" to ebola — a virus that causes severe bleeding, organ failure, and death in humans and primates — Jones said RHDV2 ravages rabbit bodies in a similar manner. The virus causes lesions in rabbits' organs and tissues, which leads to...
  • Op-Ed: Anyone Who Claims Cancel Culture Is Real Is A Bigot Who Should Lose His Job (SATIRE)

    07/06/2020 12:04:04 PM PDT · by servo1969 · 7 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | July 6th, 2020 | Garth Strudlefudd
    There is a blight on this country, and it is right-wingers slandering progressives by claiming that we’re intolerant and unreasonable with this made-up thing they call “cancel culture.” Why would people express such enmity toward the American left, people who are all about compassion and caring for others? Obviously the only explanation is that the people spreading this “cancel culture” lie are horrible bigots who need to be cast out of society. There could be people right now -- working at a store, sitting in an office, maybe living in your own household -- who are a part of this...
  • Letter to Clarence Page RE;Team Name Change piece

    All sports fans, and most everybody else, will get a kick out of this letter written to the Chicago Tribune. No matter which side you are on in the matter of renaming the Washington Redskins, this guy is hilarious. This is an e-mail sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins. Dear Mr. Page: I agree with our Native American population. I am highly jilted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans...
  • 4 Guns I Promise Not to Grab, by Ima Nidiot (Satire)

    07/06/2020 5:24:11 AM PDT · by COBOL2Java · 1 replies
    Freedom's Lodge ^ | 2020-07-03 | Ima Nidiot
    But what about BWANIIs?Ima is a gun-grabbing guest contributor to Freedom’s Lodge, and a friend of our regular columnist Trace Munson. She occasionally gives us insight from the anti-gun side of the aisle, in an effort to help bring us all together (and maybe have a laugh or two). It’s recently come to my attention that there are people out there who call me and folks like me “gun grabbers.” The sheer unmitigated gall of them to act as if I want to take their guns away—that’s just asinine, and I’m even more offended than usual! All I’m asking for...
  • Today's Toons 7/6/20

    07/06/2020 1:33:37 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 24 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/6/20 | pookie18
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  • Why New York City will never build another subway station

    07/05/2020 2:03:42 PM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 23 replies
    NY Post ^ | $ July 2020 | Reed Tucker
    ...“I called yesterday,” Plotch told me in March. “They said they’d start building it next year.” Not only is the Second Avenue Subway unlikely to pick up construction again next year, continuing progress of the 8.5 miles of track running down Manhattan’s east side from 125th street to Hanover Square, it’s not particularly likely to be completed in many of our lifetimes The Second Avenue Subway, which was originally meant to include 16 stations, so far only includes three — 72nd, 86th and 96th streets. But that 1.5-mile “stubway” alone cost $4.6 billion (from an original budget for the entire project...
  • Mt. Rushmore with Trump and Fireworks

    07/05/2020 1:05:26 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 3 replies
    Deplorable Choir ^ | 4/7/20 | Chad Prather
    Our song Red, White and Blue Again...