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  • Today's Toons 12/9/16

    12/09/2016 3:30:42 AM PST · by pookie18 · 1 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 12/9/16 | pookie18
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  • Caption this: Hillary and Harry Reid

    12/08/2016 7:27:25 PM PST · by simpson96 · 102 replies
    Drudge ^ | 12/8/2016 | Staff
  • Aussie Jingle Bells

    12/08/2016 6:29:41 PM PST · by Impala64ssa · 6 replies
    You Tube ^ | David Allen
    Jingle Bells Austrailian style.
  • 22 heavily armed men post mannequin challenge on Facebook, much to delight of cops

    12/08/2016 4:47:04 PM PST · by DennisR · 18 replies
    The Washington Post ^ | 12/07/2016 | Travis M. Andrews
    In the video, they were all clutching firearms of various caliber. Pistols and shotguns hung frozen in the air, their blunt ends aimed at various people, who remained as still as, well, mannequins. One man was prostrate under the back of a car, as if for cover, the barrel of his shotgun peeking out. Another hid behind a plastic trash can, flimsy protection if this were a real battle.
  • Hillary Clinton warns about the dangers of fake news

    12/08/2016 3:38:36 PM PST · by Olog-hai · 87 replies
    CBS News ^ | December 8, 2016, 5:33 PM | Rebecca Shabad
    Hillary Clinton on Thursday warned about the dangers of fake news and said that leaders in both the private and public sectors need to step up to protect democracy. […] “The epidemic of malicious fake news and false propaganda that flooded social media over the past year — it’s now clear that so-called fake news can have real world consequences,” Clinton said. Clinton said that fake news is “a danger that must be addressed and addressed quickly” and she mentioned that bipartisan legislation has been introduced in Congress to boost the government’s response to it. …
  • Pig born in China with the Face of Harry Reid

    12/08/2016 2:51:02 PM PST · by ShivaFan · 19 replies
    A pig has been born in Zhijin, Guizhou province, China, with the face of Harry Reid. Many are baffled as to how this could happen, but there were previous reports of a pig being born in Chnia with the face that was a combination of George Soros and Democrat Anthony Weiner, having the same eyes, jaw, but also a male organ coming out from between just above the eyes. "The heavenly hosts are showing their displeasure with evil," said a Buddhist monk who lives in a cave in fear of the Chinese government. Others suspect either pollution, or sperm that...
  • Communist Madison? City bristles at congressman's remark

    12/08/2016 1:26:00 PM PST · by \/\/ayne · 18 replies
    Cache Valley Daily ^ | Dec 8, 2016 | Scott Bauer
    "The PC crowd is humorless," Duffy, a former star of MTV's "The Real World" in the 1990s, tweeted. "For those offended by my 'communist' comment, I'll send a therapy dog to your 'safe place' of choice in Madison."
  • Obama at Bat

    12/08/2016 5:24:50 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 5 replies
    angelfire ^ | 12/8/2016 | self
  • Today's Toons 12/8/16

    12/08/2016 3:39:51 AM PST · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 12/8/16 | pookie18
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  • (Vanity)Seeking PC Explanations for Hawaiian Blizzards

    12/07/2016 9:34:10 PM PST · by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC · 23 replies
    (vanity) | 12/7/16 | vanity
    How do we explain the deep snow in Hawaii to PC Thinkers? Some ideas: All of that global warming which bulled its way into the Arctic (which by now must be as hot as the Sahara) drove the cold air fleeing before it all the way to Hawaii. Hillary supporters all promised each other, "It'll be a Cold Day in Hawaii before Trump is President!!" And it goes without saying they're always right. Mother Nature, having heard the catastrophic news of Trump's Selection, is desperately lashing out in one last Herculean attempt to save life on the planet from being...
  • 'Member when TYT got eternally BTFO!?

    12/07/2016 11:23:48 AM PST · by malvor · 25 replies
    The Young Turks election day meltdown over Trumps Victory. good times
  • Meet LiLou, San Francisco airport's first therapy pig for stressed fliers

    12/07/2016 7:31:56 AM PST · by ThomasThomas · 30 replies
    Meet LiLou, San Francisco airport's first therapy pig for stressed fliers
  • VIDEO: Debunking "Hate Speech". Why it DOESN'T Exist!

    12/07/2016 7:19:24 AM PST · by StevenCrowder · 17 replies ^ | 12/07/2016 | Steven Crowder
    Felt compelled to make this video due to the flood of college students intimidated into silence for fear of "hate speech" post election. Often, we're forced to make the case for "free speech" when someone says something offensive. So I created a reference video for when we simply want to educate/entertain people and make the point. Any support appreciated!
  • Today's Toons 12/7/16

    12/07/2016 3:15:27 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 12/7/16 | pookie18
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  • Fibber McGee & Molly radio show 12/7/43 The War Is Not Almost Over

    12/07/2016 12:57:58 AM PST · by Arthur McGowan · 9 replies
    YouTube ^ | Dec 7, 1943 | Don Quinn
    On the anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor, the McGees argue over buying war bonds to make the point that a full-force effort to win the war is still needed, and the country can't afford to let up. The war had turned in the Allies' favor by late 1943, and an impatient American population was hoping for a quick victory. It wasn't to come quite so quickly, though, and the government wanted the message sent that much more sacrifice would be needed. Ever eager to do their part, the Jordans and writer Don Quinn used humor to make a...
  • The 20 Best Moments for Women in 2016 (barf alert)

    12/06/2016 10:52:09 AM PST · by Mandingo Conservative · 33 replies
    Cosmopolitan ^ | Prachi Gupta
    Although Clinton didn’t end up becoming the first woman president of the United States, she broke a major barrier by becoming the first presidential nominee of a major party. She did so by putting women at the center of her platform, offering progressive policies like enacting paid family leave, raising the minimum wage, and fighting for reproductive rights.
  • Fox News host Tucker Carlson's on-air war with elitism

    12/06/2016 9:22:32 AM PST · by NohSpinZone · 34 replies
    Business Insider ^ | 12/5/16 | Oliver Darcy
    “I hate the mainstream media, but I'm not against the idea of the mainstream media. I am for it, actually. I think it would be nice if there were news organizations that in the end, everybody agreed were on the level.”
  • Today's Toons 12/6/16

    12/06/2016 3:26:42 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 12/6/16 | pookie18
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  • NFL Live Thread Week 14

    12/06/2016 2:15:49 AM PST · by Bender2 · 37 replies ^ |
    NFL Live Thread Week 14 Thursday, Dec. 8 8:25 p.m. ET Raiders at Chiefs Sunday, Dec. 11 1 p.m. ET Steelers at Bills 1 p.m. ET Broncos at Titans 1 p.m. ET Saints at Buccaneers 1 p.m. ET Redskins at Eagles 1 p.m. ET Cardinals at Dolphins 1 p.m. ET Chargers at Panthers 1 p.m. ET Bengals at Browns 1 p.m. ET Bears at Lions 1 p.m. ET Texans at Colts 1 p.m. ET Vikings at Jaguars 4:05 p.m. ET Jets at 49ers 4:25 p.m. ET Falcons at Rams 4:25 p.m. ET Seahawks at Packers 8:30 p.m. ET Cowboys at...
  • Slow Mo Pile Up on Montreal's Snowy Streets

    12/05/2016 2:36:57 PM PST · by fella · 25 replies
    YouTube ^ | 5 Dec 2016
    Slow Mo Pile Up on Montreal's Snowy Streets
  • Last Man Standing: "Precious Snowflake" - microaggressions

    12/05/2016 1:43:50 PM PST · by grayboots · 15 replies
    MRCTV ^ | 12/3/2016 | Alexa Coombs
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  • Missing these comedians. We need them at a time like this.

    12/05/2016 7:54:06 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 90 replies
    self | 12/5/2016 | self
    Began a search after reading a news item and learned these great 'funny' men had died. Listed in no particular order. Lenny Bruce, David Brenner, Johnny Carson, Rodney Dangerfield, Sam Kinison, Flip Wilson, Buddy Hackett, Henny Youngman, George Carlin, Joan Rivers, Richard Pryor, Jonathan Winters, Robin Williams, Gary Shandling. Still living Don Rickles 90! Bob Newhart 87! Jackie Mason 85!
  • Today's Toons 12/5/16

    12/05/2016 3:57:17 AM PST · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 12/5/16 | pookie18
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  • Poor little snowflake!

    12/04/2016 6:46:42 PM PST · by LibWhacker · 10 replies
  • Aleppo’s Clown, Who Made Children Laugh, Killed in Airstrike

    12/04/2016 2:14:34 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 23 replies
    Al Arabiya ^ | Sunday, 4 December 2016
    An airstrike on Thursday has ended the life of the 24-year-old Anas al-Basha, who was known as Aleppo’s clown. Basha, who was also a civil rights activist, chose to remain in the divided Aleppo to work with children and mitigate their traumas in the conflict-torn, northwestern Syrian city. The activist’s corpse was found buried under the rubble with the hat and makeup he wore in his role as a clown, in the eastern part of the city, which was held by the rebels. After heavy airstrikes, the Syrian regime has regained on Sunday more than half of Aleppo. His death...
  • Revealed: Why there's so much alcohol in Clinton's bloodstream.

    12/04/2016 5:57:54 AM PST · by dangus · 18 replies
    She's a dissed Hillary!
  • Atheists Don't Have No Songs

    12/03/2016 1:08:24 PM PST · by Twotone · 24 replies
    YouTube ^ | Apr. 4, 2014 | Steve Martin
    Clip from Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers featuring Edie Brickell Live
  • Take a break with Red Skelton and Johnny Carson

    12/03/2016 10:55:24 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 30 replies ^ | 12/3/2016 | self
  • It's The Most Wonderful Time In Eight Years! (Christmas Parody Song)

    12/03/2016 6:37:49 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 34 replies
    YouTube ^ | Dec 1, 2016 | By Dana Kamide
    It's the most wonderful time in 8 years Yet some kids are protesting while Trump fans investing their time with good cheer Sing It's the most wonderful time in 8 years It's the hap-happiest voting season of all With each staff member Trump picks, Democrats up to their old tricks …Just trashing them all but It's the hap- happiest election season of all There’ll be one party hosting All three branches toasting but how low now will the press go There'll spin misguided stories Trying to steal Trump’s glory from a playbook written, long long ago It's the most wonderful...
  • Hilarious Trump Christmas Parody “It’s The Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years”

    12/02/2016 9:27:35 PM PST · by Impala64ssa · 10 replies
    You Tube ^ | Truth Seeker
    Goodbye Obama! Songwriter Dana Kamide performs vocals on This wonderful, hilarious Christmas song parody which says it all! - - Based on the song Andy Williams made popular in the 60's... This version also parodies the movie "It's a Wonderful Life" When George Baily begs God (through his guardian angel Clarence) to let him live again... This time he begs God to help Donald Trump "Make America Great Again" Hillary makes an appearance as the Abominable Snowman in the end... Singer, songwriter and Entertainer Dana Kamide wrote the lyrics and performed the lead vocals and produced the video. Democrats got...
  • This new photo shows the sun with a gigantic smile (Who knew.. Sol a Trumpian)

    12/02/2016 9:09:06 PM PST · by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget · 14 replies
    mashable ^ | December 2, 2016 | Miriam Kramer
    The sun looks like a proud, happy dad with a huge smile in new photos beamed back to Earth by a sun-staring spacecraft. The new images — taken by NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory — show various features of the sun coincidentally coming together to look just like a face with a crooked smile and male-patterned baldness. All in all, this makes the sun bear a striking resemblance to Frasier Crane or perhaps your father. The smiley sun photo was first pointed out on Twitter by solar scientist Karl Battams after the Solar Dynamics Observatory's website was updated with the new...
  • TX Congressman still fuming over balcony barbecue scolding (trunc)

    12/02/2016 8:25:16 PM PST · by ameribbean expat · 24 replies
    "About seven years ago, the architect of the Capitol, who works for the House and Senate, had decided that we all work for him and started making demands," Gohmert said. "One of which was, I could not cook ribs and share them with other members of Congress." For Gohmert, smoking ribs on the office balcony was a quarterly tradition until the architect of the Capitol raked him over the coals, calling the practice a potential fire hazard. (Snip) "It's probably the only time here on Capitol Hill when I actually leave a good taste in people's mouths instead of a...
  • It's the most wonderful time in 8 years

    12/02/2016 6:05:13 PM PST · by Beowulf9 · 13 replies ^ | Dec 1, 2016 | Dana Kamide
    This thing is hilarious and true true true!!!
  • Rosie O'Donnell done fell and bumped her head. Wrong move boo. Wrong move.(Youtube's Diamond & Silk)

    12/02/2016 5:12:03 PM PST · by simpson96 · 5 replies
    Youtube ^ | 12/2/2016 | Staff
    Enjoy.Rosie O'Donnell done fell and bumped her head. Wrong move boo. Wrong move.
  • Watch How Stupid George Stephanopoulos Sounds

    12/02/2016 2:47:14 PM PST · by Kid Shelleen · 22 replies
    WOR (Mark Simone) ^ | 12/02/2016 | staff
    Watch How Stupid George Stephanopoulos Sounds Now Telling Eric Trump His Father Is Going To Lose
  • Worst Memory of the Disastrous Obama Years (Add yours)

    12/02/2016 9:27:10 AM PST · by Red in Blue PA · 94 replies
    So many to choose from. Benghazi. Fast & Furious. IRS Scandal. The one which encapsulates just how bad the Obama Years were when the administration flew James Taylor to France to help them "cope" with a terrorist attack. The entire 8 years were like living in the Twilight Zone, but that is one I will simply never forget. I am sure am forgetting a lot......perhaps blocking them from memory. Add yours.
  • Intellectual Frog Legs – Victory Edition…

    12/02/2016 6:54:27 AM PST · by HarleyLady27 · 8 replies
    The Conservative Treehouse ^ | Dec 2, 2016 | Sundance
    Joe Dan Gorman has produced another installment of Intellectual Froglegs with a great summary of the 2016 Trump victory.

    12/02/2016 5:32:04 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 61 replies
    Takin' the kids to see Santa, be like... Look How Jolly He Is…2. Santa That Look Really Will Scare The Kids…3. Another Jolly Santa4. Is it me, or does his smile seem out of place here?5. Hey Santa… I think you forgot something… I mean someone…6. Hurry, snap the pic before she gets away…7. She's. Not. Liking. It.8. Santa thinking...."well, this is just ruining the mood"9. All together now...10. Santa You Look Tired?11. Santa is wayyyy too happy here12. Santa Your Shades Don’t Help…13. I don't trust you Santa....14. Santa When You’re Hopeless Making The Baby Smile… Cry Along...
  • Today's Toons 12/2/16

    12/02/2016 2:38:48 AM PST · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 12/2/16 | pookie18
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  • 2020 Election

    12/01/2016 10:38:29 PM PST · by Justice · 27 replies
    Today | Dunno
    Al Franken is running for president in 2020 and will select Jill Stein for running mate. The Franken/Stein ticket for 2020.
  • Shouting match erupts between Clinton and Trump aides

    12/01/2016 8:00:57 PM PST · by DUMBGRUNT · 18 replies
    washington post ^ | 1 Dec 2016 | Karen Tumulty and Philip Rucker
    As Trump’s team basked in the glow of its victory and singled out for praise its campaign’s chief executive, Stephen K. Bannon,... “Do you think you could have just had a decent message for white, working-class voters?” Conway asked. “How about, it’s Hillary Clinton, she doesn’t connect with people? How about, they have nothing in common with her? How about, she doesn’t have an economic message?”... At which point, Conway accused Clinton’s team of being sore losers. “Guys, I can tell you are angry, but wow,” she said. “Hashtag he’s your president. How’s that? Will you ever accept the election...
  • Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, and proceeds to trash it

    12/01/2016 6:27:33 PM PST · by DUMBGRUNT · 48 replies
    Washington Post ^ | 1 Dec 2016 | Justin Wm. Moyer
    Cpl. Yingling had a unique call for service when the suspect, pictured, was witnessed causing prop. Destruction at a store in Char. Hall. The “suspect attempted to flee the area,” as the sheriff’s office put it in a statement, but it was apprehended by animal control and released to an animal rehabilitator — hopefully not just to be released into the wild, but to be taught basic shopping etiquette.
  • Man crashes while streaming 114 mph drive on Facebook Live (Darwin Award?)

    12/01/2016 3:56:51 PM PST · by DadOfFive · 29 replies
    Police say a Rhode Island man who streamed himself on Facebook Live driving 114 mph and weaving in and out of traffic was critically injured when he crashed into a garbage truck and a concrete barrier. State police say 20-year-old Onasi Olio-Rojas, of Pawtucket, lost control Wednesday on U.S. Route 6 in Providence. The video posted on Olio-Rojas' Facebook page shows him driving 114 mph and weaving through traffic. Police confirmed its authenticity to WJAR-TV.
  • Beaver wrecks Dollar General

    12/01/2016 3:50:03 PM PST · by Wills_Dad · 22 replies
    CHARLOTTE HALL, MD (RNN) - If 2016 has its way, Christmas tree fires will be the least of your worries this holiday season. A beaver found its way into a Dollar General store in Maryland, tearing apart store shelves in its search for the last box of tinsel. After the beaver had caused enough damage to warrant an emergency response, Corporal Yingling from St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office and Animal Control were called to the store. Officials said that the animal tried to escape once Yingling arrived, but the animal was safely apprehended and released to a wildlife rehabilitator.
  • Oregon Jailbird, 38, Posed For Mug Shot With Jail Bird, 4

    12/01/2016 10:54:43 AM PST · by stars & stripes forever · 15 replies
    The Smoking Gun ^ | 12/1/2016 | Staff
    An Oregon man arrested Monday posed for a mug shot with his pet parrot on his shoulder. Following a court hearing, a Washington County judge ordered Craig Buckner, 38, jailed for violating release terms in connection with multiple misdemeanor theft cases. Buckner, not expecting to land behind bars, arrived at the courthouse with his four-year-old red parrot, which he placed in a tree before heading inside the building...
  • Woman rescues red pepper Donald Trump from vegetarian chilli (with picture!)

    12/01/2016 8:23:25 AM PST · by dayglored · 31 replies
    The Register ^ | Dec 1, 2016 | Gavin Clarke
    Woman rescues red pepper Donald Trump from vegetarian chilli Then cruelly cooks him in Mexican-inspired dish It was just an ordinary evening for Janet Ayers in Portsmouth, preparing a vegetarian chilli for dinner. Ingredients included a trio of peppers – red, green and yellow – from Waitrose. So imagine Janet’s horror on slicing the red Capsicum to find the twisted and toothy mug of US president elect Donald Trump screaming at her. Incarnate. “It was going into a vegetarian chilli,” Ayers informed The Reg. “A discussion about Trump and the state of the world was going on while the veg...
  • What WAS North Texas Thinking?

    12/01/2016 7:05:12 AM PST · by Cletus.D.Yokel · 43 replies ^ | 01DEC2016 | FoundOnWebz
    I'm thinking that UNT didn't think this one through?
  • Today's Toons 12/1/16

    12/01/2016 1:28:30 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 12/1/16 | pookie18
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  • Video: Police Trailcams Get Pranked

    11/30/2016 11:51:27 AM PST · by Morgana · 8 replies ^ | November 30, 2016 | George Noori
    Video: Police Trailcams Get Pranked A pair of trailcams deployed by police in Gardner, Kansas revealed an array of surprising 'wildlife' in their local park via some incredibly creative pranksters. The cameras had been set up in the hopes of catching a glimpse of a mountain lion that was reportedly seen recently in the area by residents. However, when the police department checked the cameras after they had been running for a few days, they were stunned by what they found. Amidst images of expected creatures like skunks and raccoons were numerous photos of people in costume 'performing' for the...
  • Today's Toons 11/30/16

    11/30/2016 3:52:48 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/30/16 | pookie18
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