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  • Asian Movie for a Sunday Evening

    08/01/2015 10:44:14 PM PDT · by Fai Mao · 12 replies
    You Tube, Golden Harvest ^ | 1994 | Stephen Chow
    I'd like to start a ping list for Bolliwood and Hong Kong Movies. Often these are low budget by US standards but can be really funny and lack the PC nonsense in Hollywood productions. This one is a spoof of James Bond, Peter Gun, Get Smart, Die Hard, and Lethal Weapon and several Bruce Lee Films. It is low brow humor very bloody and a tremendous amount of fun. See how many parodies you can identify. Enjoy
  • FOX News Hires Ex-Porn Star Jenna Jameson as Pundit [satire]

    08/01/2015 7:47:24 PM PDT · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 27 replies
    BS News ^ | August 1, 2015 | Billy Dane
    FOX News has hired former porn queen Jenna Jameson to provide commentary on the 2016 elections. FOX News President Roger Ailes said Jameson would be a big hit with their male viewers. “Jenna’s previous appearances have proven popular, so we’re delighted to welcome her back,” said Ailes. Jameson had previously appeared on “The O’Reilly Factor.”
  • How do I post pictures on FR????

    08/01/2015 1:31:17 PM PDT · by HarleyLady27 · 71 replies
    me ^ | Aug 1, 2015 | HarleyLady27
    How do I post pictures from my picture library to FR????
  • #DisarmTheiPhone

    07/31/2015 8:20:06 PM PDT · by SWAMPSNIPER · 4 replies
    YOUTUBE ^ | July 30,2015 | #DisarmTheiPhone
    I first thought this was parody, but it seems to be a series suggestion.
  • Cowboys drawing inspiration from Attorney General Loretta Lynch [Barf Alert]

    07/31/2015 3:41:32 PM PDT · by Bender2 · 16 replies
    ESPN ^ | 7-31-15 | Todd Archer
    Cowboys drawing inspiration from Attorney General Loretta Lynch by Todd Archer SNIP This year Garrett has a shirt with the words, “We Do,” on the front. SNIP It’s doubtful, however, that very many – if any – NFL coaches showed their teams a clip of an interview done by Attorney General Loretta Lynch at the start of training camp. It came from a May interview with CBS and when Garrett watched, it struck a note with him. SNIP “She’s really pretty inspirational,” Garrett said. “She’s something else. We’re all pulling for her.”
  • A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]

    07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 126 replies
    Still me. | Today | Me
    The time has come to take action against thread hijackers. Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking: Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted. I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD. There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that...

    07/31/2015 5:41:28 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 92 replies
    Quick...let's all be silly! RANDOM SILLINESS BEGINS......NOW.... White man problems... A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a little cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident."Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door named Lacey, got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'' "That...
  • Today's Toons 7/31/15

    07/31/2015 1:17:30 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/31/15 | pookie18
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  • Auschwitz commandant outraged over Mengele video

    07/30/2015 10:41:04 AM PDT · by Heartlander · 22 replies
    The People's Cube ^ | 7/29/2015 | Komissar al-Blogunov
    Auschwitz commandant outraged over Mengele video Rudolph Hoess, family man and commandant of the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp, has been desperately trying to restore the camp's reputation after some damaging remarks by one of its doctors, Joseph Mengele, were caught on tape and posted online. Dr. Mengele, who oversees medical services at the camp, was recorded casually speaking of a girl who was suffering complications as a result of HitlerCare. The girl, Eva Mozes Kor, complained of fever, trembling, and swollen limbs that resulted from a series of five free government-funded injections. Mengele is seen on the tape laughing off the...
  • Thieves fry Kenya's power grid for fast food Vandals smash electrical transformers (Kenya)

    07/30/2015 8:26:57 AM PDT · by dennisw · 15 replies
    Thieves fry Kenya's power grid for fast food Vandals smash electrical transformers to steal viscous fluid that's later sold as cooking oil for roadside stalls. Nairobi, Kenya - The morning scene is increasingly routine for Kenyans. When it's time to start the day, the power is already out. Somewhere nearby, the shell of a wrecked electrical transformer lies on its side underneath the pole where it had been fixed seven metres off the ground. The culprit is an unusual one: A vandal who is selling the toxic oil, drawn from the transformer, to chefs who use it for frying food...
  • Move over Grumpy Cat, grumpy dog named Earl goes viral

    07/30/2015 3:36:36 AM PDT · by Daffynition · 20 replies ^ | July 29, 2015 | unknown
    (WXYZ) - Move over, Grumpy Cat! A grumpy-looking dog named Earl is going viral. His owner posted pictures of the puppy on Reddit and the rest is history. The owner also wrote him and his girlfriend would like to get Earl and Grumpy Cat together.
  • Today's Toons 7/30/15

    07/30/2015 1:26:11 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/30/15 | pookie18
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  • Stumping out the Latest allegations made against Donald Trump.... (hilarious and awesome!)

    07/29/2015 1:29:56 PM PDT · by Marie · 17 replies
    YouTube ^ | Jul 29, 2015 | The Viewers View
    (VIDEO AT THE LINK) These ladies are hilarious and better educated than the GOPe and the MSM! Check them out and subscribe! lol!
  • Today's Toons 7/29/15

    07/29/2015 1:19:46 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/29/15 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 7/28/15

    07/28/2015 1:14:50 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/28/15 | pookie18
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  • How To Not Look Gay

    07/27/2015 6:12:03 PM PDT · by Talisker · 29 replies
    Breaking Bad (I think)
  • Today's Toons 7/27/15

    07/27/2015 3:57:24 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
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  • Appendix Carry: Because Who Needs Two Testicles?

    07/26/2015 5:32:43 PM PDT · by NRx · 5 replies
    YouTube ^ | 07-26-2015 | The Yankee Marshall
    A humorous discussion of a sensitive (cough cough) topic on gun carry.
  • Jim Gilmore Surge

    07/26/2015 7:56:11 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    Self | July 26, 2015 | PJ-Comix
    Why the sudden Jim Gilmore surge? I read a recent poll that Gilmore surged from 0% to .000002%. What is the reason for his spectacular rise in the polls?
  • Can you imagine Laura Bush or anyone doing this to Hillary?

    07/26/2015 7:20:22 AM PDT · by Cats Pajamas · 8 replies
    George Bush shakes hands of Haitians, and wipes hands on Bill Clinton's shirt.
  • Vanity, My Dad and I used to watch Jackie Gleason

    My Dad and I used to watch the Jackie Gleason Show. Dad turned 90 last June, but his memory is not so good and I don't have anybody to share these memories with anymore. So I thought someone on free republic might have some.
  • Politically Correct Pirates..... RRRRRRRR rated

    07/25/2015 4:12:45 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 3 replies
    Click for this very funny video"I once met a lass so fine, She was drunk on barley wine I'd been to sea for months of three I knew I could make her mine But the lass was past consent So it was off with her we went And we threw her in bed and rested her head And we left, 'cause that's what gentlemen do. A woman has a right to a drink or two Without worrying about what you will do We say "yo, ho!" but we don't say "hoe" 'Cause "hoe" is disrespectful, yo There once was a...

    07/24/2015 5:49:22 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    It's summer time....and boy it's getting crowded out there... Obama was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Every time he moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, ''Hey, could you go walk the dog?''Arriving at the...
  • Today's Toons 7/24/15

    07/24/2015 1:21:01 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/24/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Gun dealers look to buy arsenal of weapons found at Pacific Palisades home

    07/23/2015 3:57:48 PM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 27 replies
    latimes ^ | 23 july 2015 | VERONICA ROCHA
    received calls from gun dealers interested in purchasing the now roughly 1,500 firearms -- most of which of were in mint condition -- found stored in the Palisades Drive home. The 6.5 tons of ammunition recovered from the home will likely be destroyed by law enforcement, he said.
  • Man uses lonely winters in remote Colorado cabin to convert his home into Star Trek shrine (tr)

    07/23/2015 12:43:47 PM PDT · by dware · 52 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 07.23.2015 | Jack Crone
    'Being a fan of Star Trek has given me a life', claims 69-year-old Steve Doman. The devoted trekkie has spent 14 years transforming his remote Colorado cabin into a Star Trek shrine complete with Klingon and Federation-themed rooms. Steve has spent a staggering $30,000 on the renovation project - which started as a winter hobby - and says there is still plenty of work to do.
  • Yellowstone Park advises against selfies with bison

    07/23/2015 7:29:27 AM PDT · by McGruff · 61 replies
    BBC News ^ | 7/23/2015
    A series of injuries at Yellowstone National Park has officials warning tourists that selfies and bison don't mix. A 43-year-old Mississippi woman was thrown into the air recently after she turned her back on a bison to take a photo of herself with it.
  • Today's Toons 7/23/15

    07/23/2015 1:45:46 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/23/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Slow Action at Eldora (Vanity)

    07/22/2015 7:28:37 PM PDT · by noprogs · 24 replies
    Self | 7-22-15 | noprogs
    Ho hum. NASCAR brought its Camping World Truck Series to Eldora Speedway today, and it's like watching 300 lb women mud wrestle. In the search for "parity", NASCAR has absolutely ruined this sport with their silly rules. Let it be known, THE ONLY EQUALIZER IN RACING IS POVERTY! I have been involved with a few cars at the WORLD 100, know the track, stepped it off, etc. and this is a pitiful display. I feel sorry for those drivers having to force those machines around that wonderful track. Honestly, there are Street Stocks in the immediate vicinity of Bellfontaine and...
  • Sharknado3. Oscar worthy? or merely 4 star?

    07/22/2015 6:11:13 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 18 replies ^ | today | me
    "Oh, Hell, no!"
  • A politician you can BELIEVE in !

    07/22/2015 4:22:16 PM PDT · by knarf · 11 replies
    Free Talk Live ^ | July 22, 2015 | represent us
    I LIKE this guy !
  • And now for a little levity

    07/22/2015 1:39:11 PM PDT · by NRx · 4 replies
    YouTube ^ | Sept 20 1959 | What's My Line
    One of the most famous episodes of the old TV game show "What's My Line" from Sept of 1959. Guest panelist Groucho Marx destroys the show. How this got passed the censors, I will never know. (Risque humor)

    07/22/2015 11:12:01 AM PDT · by Cats Pajamas · 11 replies
    7-22-2015 | Cats Pajamas
  • Sharknado 3: Three Actual Weather Events Nearly as Wild

    07/22/2015 7:25:35 AM PDT · by ShadowAce · 21 replies
    Accuweather ^ | 22 July 2015 | Erin Cassidy
    To great social media fanfare, "Sharknado 3" premiers July 22, 2015 at 9:00 p.m. ET on the SyFy Channel.While campy disaster films aren't known for their scientific integrity, the Sharknado series makes some interesting inaccuracies. A great white shark. (Credit: Flickr/Grant Peters) But "Sharknado" fans who live in fear of a shark-filled tornado can rest easy, the idea still remains completely implausible.However, the weather has been known to cause several head-scratching events, ranging from seemingly apocalyptic to downright bizarre. Many popular colloquiums suggest animals pouring from the sky - from cats and dogs all the way to men. Thankfully, these...
  • Today's Toons 7/22/15

    07/22/2015 1:27:45 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/22/15 | pookie18
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  • OFFENSIVE PARODY VIDEO: 'Caitlyn' Jenner Wins The 1976 Olympics!

    07/21/2015 4:31:56 PM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 30 replies ^ | 07/21/2015 | Steven Crowder
    Unless you live on the moon, you’re well aware of ‘Caitlyn’ Jenner winning an ESPY award. Here’s the crazy thing… Caitlyn Jenner has the exact same amount of olympic medals as you or I do. At least that’s what I thought. Until we un-earthed this video that seems to prove, beyond all shadow of a doubt, that yes…. Caitlyn Jenner, a woman, won the men’s decathlon at the 1976 Olympics. What a broad! CHOKING HAZARD AND LANGUAGE WARNING.
  • Donald Trump announces Lindsey Graham’s cell phone number during speech in South Carolina

    07/21/2015 11:48:04 AM PDT · by Stalwart · 18 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 21 3015 | YouLatestNews
    Short video clip of his Lindsey phone# quip.
  • No One Will Help You

    07/21/2015 7:40:36 AM PDT · by TheRightVoivode · 46 replies
    Free Northerner ^ | July 17 2015 | Free Northerner
    Going around is the story of a Democratic activist who encountered diversity on the subway and was culturally enriched with a folding knife. The Federalist goes on some kind of shaming rant of the beta males who watched his encounter with vibrancy, but this is misguided. The better question is why would we expect anyone to help? The freedom of self-defence has been under full-court attack, particularly by the progressive types of whom Sutherland was a part. If you read his blog and look at the voting record of the man he interned with, Sutherland was in favour of removing...
  • Today's Toons 7/21/15

    07/21/2015 1:20:47 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 21 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/21/15 | pookie18
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  • Humor: Iranian Negotiator Discusses Deal

    07/20/2015 8:55:35 PM PDT · by Yaelle · 9 replies
    YouTube ^ | 07/20/15 | Madison
    The Iranian nuke deal negotiator goes on an Iranian talk show to discuss the deal. It's short and sweet.
  • City Manager Resigns on July 13, City Council to rescind his resignation special meeting July 22

    07/20/2015 6:44:05 PM PDT · by hondact200 · 11 replies
    July 20, 2015 | hondact200
    In the small rural city that I live in the UP of Michigan the City Manager walked into his office on July 13, submitted his letter of resignation effective immediately, turned his keys in and walked out the door. Now the proverbial piece of excrement wants to have the acceptance of his resignation rescinded. The city council has already appointed a interim city manager and the person is doing the job, suddenly the excrement wants his job back. the city manager's history throughout all of Michigan uper and lower peninsula is that he has been terminated from eight other positions
  • Today's Toons 7/20/15

    07/20/2015 1:11:55 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/20/15 | pookie18
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  • NFC East Q&A: Who will win the division and who will make the playoffs?

    07/19/2015 9:06:23 PM PDT · by Bender2 · 46 replies
    ESPN ^ | staff
    [NFL COUNTDOWN LIVE THREAD--] NFC East Q&A: Who will win the division and who will make the playoffs? Today's question: Who will win the NFC East and how many teams from the division will make the playoffs? Todd Archer, Dallas Cowboys: I’m going with the Cowboys. Dan Graziano, New York Giants: The Dallas Cowboys should end the division's long streak without a repeat winner this year. Phil Sheridan, Philadelphia Eagles: Until I see some tangible proof otherwise, I’m going with the team that proved itself the best last year. Yes, Dallas-- John Keim, Washington Redskins: ...I’ll opt for Dallas to...
  • New DNC Slogan Revealed HERE Exclusively

    07/19/2015 2:59:32 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 14 replies
    MeshugeMikey | July 19, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • when will Obama admit that he is follower of Islam pool

    07/18/2015 5:00:44 PM PDT · by PCPOET7 · 51 replies
    I am proposing a pool to raise money for the web site. Lots of us on the site believe that President Obama is secretly of the Muslim faith and has kept it a secret because he knows that he never would of been elected if he was open about it. what I propose is a pool that those playing the game donate 50 dollars to the web site if they a wrong in there guess of when President Obama states publicly that he is Muslim. the choices are 1. Between now and the last week in office. 2. The last...
  • Here's what would happen to you if you encountered a small black hole

    07/18/2015 1:39:54 AM PDT · by Swordmaker · 46 replies
    C-Net ^ | July 16, 2015 12:26 PM PDT | by Anthony Domanico
    Video—What if there was a black hole in your pocket? Could you survive being close to a black hole the size of a nickel? Seriously though, how grisly would your death be and what would such a phenomena mean for the future of the Earth? A new video from the folks at Kurz Gesagt posted July 16 tries to answer those questions with some helpful animations. The video explores a few different assumptions, as the impact of the black hole would depend on whether its size was based on the mass or width of a nickel. Either way, if a...
  • I Have My Doubts Bill Cosby’s a Rapist (Andrea Peyser)

    07/17/2015 11:19:25 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 25 replies
    New York Post ^ | July 16, 2015 | Andrea Peyser
    Bill Cosby is a lousy husband and a possible sex addict. But is he a rapist? I have my doubts. Is Cosby, 78, so diabolically creepy that he secretly slipped Quaaludes into the mouths of his alleged victims, as even President Obama suggests? Perhaps. But I’m starting to think that Cosby’s “crimes’’ were not rapes, but high-pressure seductions.
  • Funny thing happened on the way of the Democrat Caucus

    07/17/2015 11:10:07 AM PDT · by RinaseaofDs · 4 replies
    My febrile mind | 7/17/2015 | RinaseaofDs
    Hillary, Obama, and a whole bunch of key democrats and donors have been cooped up in a room hammering out the Democrat platform for 2016. Obama says, "Man, that took forever. Who's hungry?" Everybody replies they are famished. Obama says, "I could go for ribs. Baby backs! mmmm mmmmmm MMMMM!" Hillary pops up and says, "Done! There's a Planned Parenthood two blocks from here."
  • Trump makes the cover of the upcoming New Yorker mag (pic - Vanity?)

    07/17/2015 7:54:25 AM PDT · by RoosterRedux · 49 replies

    07/17/2015 6:22:57 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 82 replies
    I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work. I've been in Consistent, but not on a regular basis.      I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on...