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  • LOOK: NASCAR Pokes Fun at NC Bathroom Law

    05/29/2016 4:03:12 PM PDT · by jazusamo · 10 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | May 29, 2016 | Cortney O'Brien
    CHARLOTTE - Signs on the porta-potties in the parking lot at the Coca-Cola 600 NASCAR race in Charlotte, North Carolina on Sunday poked fun at the ongoing controversy in the state--and the nation--over a bathroom law that requires people to use public restrooms that correspond to their biological gender. Take a look: View image on Twitter NASCAR has a sense of humor. North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory is in attendance and received a mostly warm welcome and cheers from the crowd. Update: The signs were removed.
  • Trey Gowdy for AG

    05/28/2016 8:41:10 PM PDT · by Varmint Al · 45 replies
    E T F News ^ | 5/28/2016 | Trump Tweet
    Donald Trump has made yet another announcement that will dismay Democrats across the country, and that is his choice for Attorney General. Trump tweeted that his pick for Attorney General is South Carolina conservative Rep. Trey Gowdy, who currently chairs the U.S. House of Representative’s Select Committee on Benghazi. ..snip..
  • Has Anybody Seen My Shovel?

    05/28/2016 6:15:02 PM PDT · by blueunicorn6 · 50 replies
    blueunicorn6 | 5/28/2016 | blueunicorn6
    It was just here. I was using it a couple of days ago to dig a fighting position, and now it's gone. It was probably them darn thieving squirrels who stole it again. They use it to bury walnuts. Thieving squirrels. Can't get a job like everyone else. Just steal, steal, steal. I chopped down a tree that had some kind of squirrel condo in it and you know what I found? A 1966 Ford Mustang. A convertible. What the heck does a squirrel do with a convertible? Drive in parades with the town beauty queen? And they always want...
  • Feds expect more Atlantic tropical storms than last 3 years

    05/27/2016 4:09:42 PM PDT · by ApplegateRanch · 16 replies
    AP ^ | May 27, 5:12 PM (ET) | JENNIFER KAY
    The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's outlook Friday called for a near-normal season with 10 to 16 named storms, with four to eight hurricanes and one to four "major" ones with winds reaching 111 mph and up. The long-term season averages are 12 named storms, with six hurricanes and three major ones.
  • Greg Gutfield Finally Makes a GREAT JOKE!!

    05/27/2016 3:17:15 PM PDT · by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton · 26 replies
    The Five
    Geraldo Rivera (AKA WHOREALDO) was doing his typical skreed: "Bernie Sanders is the most annoying person on the national stage..." Gutfield: "Don't sell yourself short Whorealdo..."
  • Today's Toons 5/27/16

    05/27/2016 7:18:30 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/27/16 | pookie18
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  • Didn't See Pookie's Toons This Morning

    05/27/2016 6:39:48 AM PDT · by fella · 28 replies
    therightreasons ^ | 27 may 2016 | pookie18
    This Mornings Toons
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/27/2016 5:46:35 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 123 replies
    ****************** ****************** ****************** ****************** ****************** ****************** Grandma discovers SnapChat ****************** ****************** The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the...
  • Insane: Santa Monica College Students Married The Ocean—And Got Intimate With It

    05/26/2016 7:59:42 PM PDT · by jazusamo · 79 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | May 26, 2016 | Matt Vespa
    Campus Reform has this bizarre tale from Santa Monica College, where the “EcoSexual Extravaganza” took place earlier this month. Students married the ocean and “made love with the water” in order to foster a greater love for the Earth. Some attendees even explained the importance of consent regarding beginning a “physical relationship” with the planet: Amber Katherine, a philosophy professor who helped organize the May 14 event, explained to Campus Reform that the purpose of the “wedding” was to bring about a deeper love for the planet through “ecocentric passion and even lust.” […] Some students then made their way...
  • Residents Disgusted by Michigan Strip Club Hiring High School Graduates

    05/26/2016 4:55:45 AM PDT · by ghosthost · 91 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 5-25-2016 | Jerome Hudson
    “If you’re a graduate, you [should] want to go to college,” Lisa Mulholland, a Harrison resident said according to TV5. “Children fresh out of high school shouldn’t be taking their clothes off for money. I think it’s sickening,” said local resident Lisa Dickerson said. “They’re good people, but I still don’t think it’s right. I don’t think it’s right at all,” Mulholland said. The billboard is gaining traction and responses on social media. The sign also features the club’s hours and a telephone number. Facebook user Jason Swejkowski posted a picture of the strip club’s advertisement, with the caption, “Miceli’s...
  • Today's Toons 5/26/16

    05/26/2016 1:23:58 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 6 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/26/16 | pookie18
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  • Vote Out Duncan Hunter Jr; Racist Trump Supporting Vaping Fratboy | San Diego (LOL)

    05/25/2016 10:01:09 PM PDT · by ObamahatesPACoal · 10 replies
    Vote Out Duncan Hunter Jr; Racist Trump Supporting Vaping Fratboy | San Diego
  • VIDEO: Parody MERCILESSLY Mocks Liberal "Gay Captain America" Agenda!

    05/25/2016 5:16:38 PM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 15 replies
    There has been a major push lately to gay all the things (read Dear Hollywood: Stop Gaying All the Things, Especially Straight Characters…. Surely you’ve noticed. Speaking of penises in your face, the latest move for the Gaystapo is heterosexual appropriation; that is taking a heterosexual character and turning him/her homo. Currently in the gaydar’s sights? Captain America. Yes, THAT Captain America. Well, we figured if the left wants to see Steve Rogers all gayed up, who are we to deny them said wish? VIDEO AT LINK OR HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9JEBlfGZd4
  • Don Rickles was politically incorrect before it was incorrect. And at 90, he’s still going.

    05/25/2016 5:04:55 PM PDT · by lowbridge · 42 replies
    Washington Post ^ | May 25, 2016 | Karen Heller
    “Sweetie,” Don Rickles says, welcoming us to his sumptuous Spanish villa near Beverly Hills. “Can I get anything for you, dear?” This is the comedian known as the Merchant of Venom, the Insult King from Queens, Mr. Warmth (as in precisely the opposite). But not once in a convivial afternoon will he lob an insult our way, the sort he hurls at friends and fans alike, the latter paying handsomely for a dose of Rickles ridicule. At one point, he takes our left hand, bows his bullet head and, in the custom of an Old World courtier, bestows a kiss....
  • The Hillary V.P.Search."Send In The Clowns"? Not Much To Choose From. It's Laughable!

    05/25/2016 4:49:50 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 29 replies
    Lets be realistic about Hillary and her short list of VP prospects. From a comical perspective, there aren't any great choices. And who ever is available, the candidates will look like the cast of Sesame Street, Barney and the rest of those children's icons. If someone along the likes of Wasserman and Warren is all Hillary has to choose from, can you just imagine the never ending jokes and ridicule of the Hillary Ticket from at least 55 per-cent of Americans?
  • Hillary's gaping mouth...through the years

    05/25/2016 10:41:22 AM PDT · by beaversmom · 59 replies
    Imgur ^ | April 2016
    Hillary's gaping mouth...through the years
  • Apple CEO Tim Cook saw an iPhone in a nearly 350-year-old painting

    05/25/2016 10:22:43 AM PDT · by Swordmaker · 35 replies
    CNBC Tech Transformers ^ | May 25, 2016 | By Arjun Kharpal
    Apple's Tim Cook saw an iPhone in 350-year-old paintingThe Apple chief executive joked saying he thought he knew when and where the iPhone was invented. Apparently the iPhone was invented nearly 350 years ago, according to Apple boss Tim Cook's interpretation of a painting. During a chat at the Start-up Fest event in Amsterdam on Tuesday, Cook spoke to former European Commissioner Neelie Kroes about topics ranging from health to the future of TV. But the pair shared an anecdote from the night before when Kroes took Cook to Amsterdam's Rijksmuseum. "Do you happen to know Tim, where and when...
  • Today's Toons 5/25/16

    05/25/2016 1:25:33 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 5 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/25/16 | pookie18
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  • TWITTER: Bill Clinton in movie role

    05/24/2016 8:04:27 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 4 replies
    dfu via twitter ^ | 5-24-16 | DFU
  • Hit-and-run driver climbed into backseat while car was moving: JPSO(mug shot)

    05/24/2016 3:29:25 PM PDT · by BBell · 17 replies
    NOLA.com | The Times-Picayune ^ | 5/24/16 | Michelle Hunter, NOLA.com | The Times-Picayune
    A woman who fled the scene after crashing into a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office patrol vehicle climbed into her own backseat to pose as a passenger -- while the vehicle was still moving, authorities say. But 25-year-old Amber Lovell's seat-switching ruse wasn't clever enough to fool the deputy, who immediately identified her as the driver of the vehicle, a Sheriff's Office arrest report said.-snip-Once taken into custody, Lovell is accused of slamming her head and feet against the window of the patrol car. Deputies had to restrain her, according to the report. Lovell is accused of spitting on one deputy...
  • Milo Yiannopoulos at DePaul University Tonight (Live video feed 7pm eastern)

    05/24/2016 2:47:13 PM PDT · by libertarian27 · 63 replies
    YouTube ^ | 5-24-2016 | Milo Yiannopoulos
    "There is only one "World's Most Fabulous Super-villain", and he is at DePaul for One Night - LIVE! His Topic: Feminism is Cancer! For all of the social justice warriors/feminists who have nothing better to do than talk about their feelings in their gender studies classes: We will be providing safe spaces, coloring books/materials, pacifiers, and diapers for those who get too triggered at our event. DEAL WITH IT DARLINGS! Hosted by The DePaul College Republicans, See you there!"
  • Environmentalist and actor Ricardo Torres marries tree

    05/24/2016 2:11:13 PM PDT · by bkopto · 64 replies
    The Strait Times ^ | 5/11/2016 | staff
    For the eighth time, Peruvian actor and environmental activist Ricardo Torres has symbolically married a tree as part of an ecological awareness campaign to urge others to care for the environment. The wedding took place at a landmark location, the town of Santa Maria del Tule, which is home to an ancient 2000-year-old cypress tree. The tree's estimated weight is more than 544.3 million kilograms. Torres left the house of his godmother, accompanied by a committee of village elders, friends and family, and walked down the Sabino street towards a cluster of Cypress tree leaves to start with the ritual...
  • Burt Kwouk, veteran of the 'Pink Panther' movies, dies at 85 [Cato]

    05/24/2016 7:58:38 AM PDT · by Olog-hai · 15 replies
    Associated Press ^ | May 24, 2016 9:50 AM EDT
    Burt Kwouk, who played martial arts expert Cato in the comic “Pink Panther” films, has died. He was 85. Kwouk’s agent, Jean Diamond, said in a statement that he “passed peacefully” on Tuesday. She didn’t give a cause of death. Born in northwest England and raised in Shanghai, Kwouk had his breakthrough film role in “The Inn of the Sixth Happiness” in 1958, and appeared in the James Bond films “Goldfinger” and “You Only Live Twice.” …
  • Death Touch on Steve Harvey's Big Time

    05/24/2016 4:35:19 AM PDT · by BiggerTigger · 6 replies
    YouTube ^ | May 30, 2009 | 94Henry94
    Death Touch on Steve Harvey's Big Time.
  • Today's Toons 5/24/16

    05/24/2016 3:36:21 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 10 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/24/16 | pookie18
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  • Tied in heat all day, angry camel severs owner’s head

    05/23/2016 7:29:08 PM PDT · by Tilted Irish Kilt · 56 replies
    The Times of India ^ | May 23, 2016 | Vimal Bhatia
    JAISALMER: Left in the heat with its legs tied all day, a camel attacked its owner and severed his head in anger in Rajasthan's Barmer district on Saturday. About 25 villagers struggled for 6 hours to calm the animal down. Urjaram of Mangta village was entertaining guests at his house on Saturday night when he suddenly realised that his camel had been out in the heat all day with its legs tied. He was attacked when he tried to untie the annoyed animal. "The animal lifted him by the neck and threw him on to the ground, chewed the body...
  • Big win for Bank of America as court overturns $1.3 billion penalty in 'Hustle' fraud case

    05/23/2016 10:23:58 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 4 replies
    biz journals ^ | 23 May 2016 | Jen Wilson
    Bank of America Corp. (NYSE: BAC) on Monday notched a major legal win when a U.S. appeals court overturned a $1.27 billion penalty handed down in a high-profile fraud case tied to mortgages sold by its Countrywide unit prior to the financial crisis of 2008.
  • Supreme Court Rejects Blagojevich Appeal Again

    05/23/2016 9:49:06 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 11 replies
    cbs local chicongo ^ | 23 May 2016
    The nation’s highest court first rejected Blagojevich’s request in March, but his attorneys filed a petition for rehearing in April. The Supreme Court turned down that petition Monday without comment.
  • Donald Trump Wanted A White-Versus-Black Season Of “The Apprentice”

    05/23/2016 9:39:42 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 37 replies
    uk progressive ^ | 23 May 2016
    Explaining to listeners that he “wasn’t particularly happy” with the show’s most recent season, Trump said he was mulling “an idea that is fairly controversial — creating a team of successful African-Americans versus a team of successful whites. Whether people like that idea or not, it is somewhat reflective of our very vicious world.” (In a bizarre bit of time-capsule trivia, multiple critics suggested Trump was inspired by a reality show that ABC had recently yanked before airing, Welcome to the Neighborhood, which would have allowed three white families in suburban Texas to choose their new neighbors from among a...
  • Toby Keith - American Ride

    05/23/2016 7:59:47 AM PDT · by RummyChick · 4 replies
    youtube ^ | 2009 | Toby Keith
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNDcAWNscg8
  • Today's Toons 5/23/16

    05/23/2016 1:24:12 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 5 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/23/16 | pookie18
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  • People you don't mess with, Leroy Brown, Jim Thompson,Jack Bauer,DJT

    05/22/2016 3:43:23 PM PDT · by eastforker · 159 replies
    eastforker ^ | 05/22/16 | eastforker
    Would like to hear who you think not to mess with.
  • Clinton and Sanders reminisce over drinks on "Saturday Night Live"

    05/22/2016 10:48:59 AM PDT · by Biggirl · 12 replies
    The Hill ^ | May 22,2016 | Kyle Balluck
    Democratic presidential rivals Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders share a drink and reminisce during the opening of "Saturday Night Live." “I’m not going anywhere,” Sanders, played by Larry David, says as a bartender announces closing time. “I can stay here as long as I want.
  • Question For Anyone In Pennsylvania.Can We Already Call It For Donald Trump?

    05/21/2016 8:06:52 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 29 replies
    So Hillary Clinton wants to take away all our guns? Now how is that going to go over in Pennsylvania? If all looks well for "The Donald" in Pennsylvania, he will also likely take Ohio. God only knows how Hillary will campaign in Pennsylvania now that she has become anti-coal and anti- self defense !!!
  • Boris Johnson wins 'most offensive Erdoğan poem' competition

    05/21/2016 12:31:24 PM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 8 replies
    the guardian ^ | 19 may 2016 | Jessica Elgot
    Boris Johnson has won a £1,000 prize for a rude poem about the Turkish president having sex with a goat. “If somebody wants to make a joke about the love that flowers between the Turkish president and a goat, he should be able to do so, in any European country, including Turkey,” Johnson told interviewer Nicholas Farrell, who then challenged him to enter the Spectator’s poetry prize.
  • N. Korea: Kim Jong-un at a nearly-completed Natural History Museum

    05/21/2016 5:59:15 AM PDT · by TigerLikesRooster · 22 replies
    Chosun Ilbo ^ | May 21, 2016
  • Ron White Stand-up "California Cops

    05/20/2016 7:51:25 PM PDT · by thesligoduffyflynns · 27 replies
    You Tube ^ | 11/25/2011 | author
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHPPYNYOy-I
  • Hillary WASN'T LYING! Bosnia gunfire footage discovered...(humor)

    05/20/2016 1:03:49 PM PDT · by Leaning Right · 6 replies
    YouTube ^ | Mar 25, 2008 | Barely Productions
    This one minute video is an oldie (from 2008), but a goodie. It has just the right amount of humor to make it effective. I hope Trump can work something like it into a campaign ad.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/20/2016 6:29:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 55 replies
    I say we go back in time.....   For all those born (and growing up) in the 70's and 80'sWe were the last generation that learned to play in the streets, we are the first to have played video games, see cartoons in color & go to the amusement parks. We were the last to record songs from the radio on cassettes, and we are the pioneers of walkmans and chatrooms...We learned how to program the VCR before anyone else, play with the Atari, SuperNintendo & believed that the Internet would be a free world all on a 56kb...
  • Today's Toons 5/20/16

    05/20/2016 1:16:47 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/20/16 | pookie18
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  • VIDEO: Debunking Karl Marx And Bernie Voters. THOROUGHLY!

    05/19/2016 6:59:29 AM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 9 replies
    This video was a looooong time coming. It seems almost daily some leftist troll is espousing the wonders of socialism. Usually from a device which was created through capitalism. Yes, we’re looking at you SJW hipster, Bernie Sanders supporters, tweeting about how horrible the free market is from your iPhone. Most startling is that this video in support of Karl Marx has seen a resurgence in no small part, due to Bernie voters. No really, peep the comments. So it required a rebuttal. We’ve done so in video format, so you don’t have to read any more words. #Caring. VIDEO...
  • Today's Toons 5/19/16

    05/19/2016 1:28:41 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/19/16 | pookie18
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  • REPORT: Tony Romo Arrested In North Carolina For Using Mens Bathroom

    05/18/2016 7:28:06 PM PDT · by big'ol_freeper · 34 replies
    Thursday afternoon at approximately 4:57pm ET , North Carolina Police detained a man, later to be identified as Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, for using the men’s restroom in the Charlotte-Douglas International Airport. Police say they received a complaint from numerous bystanders and patrons inside the bathroom complaining of a person who didn’t belong there. When asked how police recognized that the man who they received complaints about may have been a women, they pointed towards the Cowboys apparel Romo was wearing at the time. “It was a dead giveaway,” said officer Mike Roseman. Under the state law, Romo was...
  • I Self-Identify...

    05/18/2016 2:17:12 PM PDT · by VRW Conspirator · 30 replies
    FReerepublic ^ | 05-18-2016 | moi
    I self-Identify- Thank you Barak Obama. You fundamentally transformed the definition of identity. A man who self-identifies as a woman can now use the women’s bathroom by just deeming it…so. Free at last, free at last…I can now self-identify as the person, character, object, avatar, fantasy & impulse as I want to be. I self-identify as part-time senator from Florida with 3 votes for every vote of the other senators…wait now, I self-identify as the owner of the most awesome owner of a conservative website called Free Republic where the posters call themselves FReepers…
  • If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans (LOL)

    05/18/2016 1:58:39 PM PDT · by NRx · 27 replies
    YouTube ^ | 05-16-2018 | AwakenWithJP
    One of the funnier videos I have seen lately.
  • Transgender school house Rock:I'm just a bill but I wanna be Jill

    05/18/2016 12:06:00 PM PDT · by mainestategop · 9 replies
    YOUTUBE ^ | Steven Crowder
    From http://LouderWithCrowder.com How does a bill become a law? How does a law cause so much controversy like in North Carolina or Georgia. Why are the LGBTQAAI warriors so angry at the transgender bathroom bills? Allow trans-gender bill to explain.
  • 'Come and get it': Marine Le Pen dares fraud inspectors to retrieve mobile phone from cleavage

    05/18/2016 6:52:09 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 32 replies
    telegraph ^ | 18 may 2016 | Henry Samuel
    French Far-Right leader Marine Le Pen thrust her mobile phone down her cleavage to keep it out of the hands of fraud inspectors who raided Front National headquarters, daring them to “come and get it”
  • Today's Toons 5/18/16

    05/18/2016 1:20:49 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 8 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/18/16 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 5/17/16

    05/17/2016 1:39:07 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 7 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/17/16 | pookie18
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  • Just a few little pics, gifs to make you smile amid all the bad news.

    05/16/2016 2:44:14 PM PDT · by patriot08 · 207 replies
    vanity ^ | 5/16/16 | Patriot08
    MARElyn Monroe Tiny baby squirrel sleeping in a hand Most beautiful horse in the world world's most beautiful cat? Cuteness overload My cat (like the Fancy Feast cat) Crow feeding cat, dog And just for the heck of it; some eye candy for the girls. Alain Delon, French actor. One handsome dude, eh girls? LOL And finally, just a pic I took (total amateur) that I like: Gull on bay in front of my house on the bay at sunset