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  • Where is a the Jocularity in the Senate tonight?

    01/19/2018 7:23:11 PM PST · by mdittmar · 122 replies
    senate.gov ^ | 1/19/2018 | me
    They are unusually quite,no back slapping,nothing.
  • Kids...Gotta Love 'em

    01/19/2018 3:40:56 PM PST · by ExGeeEye · 20 replies
    My little cousin | Now | Me
    My 8 year old cousin is sitting across the living room from me, playing a game on a tablet which apparently involve animated balls going through a maze of some sort. He's mildly autistic, and comments to himself on the game's progress, usually unintelligibly. He just said... "Oh no, my balls are trapped!"
  • At Midnight Tonight,The Federal Government Will Shutdown. What Will You Do?

    01/19/2018 12:23:38 PM PST · by mdittmar · 144 replies
    various | 1/19/2018 | me
    At Midnight Tonight,The Federal Government Will Shutdown. What Will You Do?
  • Today's Toons 1/19/18

    01/19/2018 3:28:21 AM PST · by pookie18 · 23 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/19/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • REAL GUN VS ROBBERS W/ FAKE GUN

    01/18/2018 4:48:26 PM PST · by Thank You Rush · 6 replies
    Some offending language...but the video gets the point home to the bad guys! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gyw4osmkaY
  • PRANK CALL: Target Transgender Bathroom Complaint!

    01/18/2018 3:19:30 PM PST · by Morgana · 5 replies
    StevenCrowder ^ | Published on Feb 27, 2017 | StevenCrowder
    PRANK CALL: Target Transgender Bathroom Complaint! Prank calling Target to file a transgender bathroom incident complaint. Hilarity ensues. Need I say more?
  • Breaking Bawdy!

    01/18/2018 11:16:41 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 22 replies
    email from a friend | 01/18/2018 | unknown
    <p>We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. These are our rules:- Please note.... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!</p> <p>1. Learn to work the toilet seat? You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do NOT work! Strong hints do NOT work! Obvious hints do NOT work! Just say it!!! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you think you are fat, you probably ARE. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself! 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials? 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing', we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really!!! 1. Don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, Cars, and Woodturning. 1. You have enough clothes! 1. You have too many shoes! 1. I AM in shape. Round is a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping! Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education.</p>
  • Think Anti-Conservative Bias is new to TV? Think again--

    01/18/2018 5:25:44 AM PST · by Bender2 · 19 replies
    Decades (channel network) is an American digital broadcast television network that is owned as a joint venture between the CBS Television Stations subsidiary of CBS Corporation and Weigel Broadcasting. The network, which is primarily carried on the digital subchannels of television stations, mainly airs classic television sitcoms and drama series from the 1950s through the 2000s, feature films from the same period, along with historical news and documentary programming.
  • Today's Toons 1/18/18

    01/18/2018 3:15:59 AM PST · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/18/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • TEXTUS EMPERICUS

    01/17/2018 8:54:37 AM PST · by Cats Pajamas · 3 replies
    https://i.imgflip.com/22uk3d.jpg ^ | 1-17-2018 | glovesnmartinis
  • Bonkers Booker Photoshop Thread!

    01/17/2018 7:38:17 AM PST · by Nateman · 92 replies
    Free Republic ^ | Nateman
    Michelle Malkin has started a #CoryBookerCaptionContest thread on Twitter. Since Twitter shadow bans people and FreeRepublic does not I figured a photoshop contest here would work out better. It's been too long since we've had a photoshop thread anyways! (For those of you who don't know the story behind this, click here)
  • Bender's NFL Live Thread: Conference Championships

    01/17/2018 6:44:13 AM PST · by Impy · 55 replies
    1-17-2018
    Bender's NFL Live Thread: Conference Championships Sunday, Jan 21, 2018 (All times Eastern) AFC: #3 Jacksonville at #1 New England 3:05 pm CBS, Gillette Stadium NFC: #2 Minnesota at #1 Philadelphia 6:40 pm FOX, Lincoln Financial Field
  • Today's Toons 1/17/18

    01/17/2018 3:38:27 AM PST · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 1/17/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Botched Photo Shoot Brings Viral Glory To Missouri Family

    01/16/2018 5:21:17 PM PST · by ProtectOurFreedom · 48 replies
    Yahoo! / HuffPo ^ | 1/15/18 | David Moye
    It’s a fact of life: Nice family photos never go viral, as one family in St. Louis recently discovered. Pam and Dave Zaring hired a photographer to take what they assumed would be lovely family photos. When they received the final prints, they were shocked because the images had been retouched to the point where the family looked more like Legos or robots rather than their usual selves. Their 8-year-old son, Connor, couldn’t believe what he was seeing. “I was thinking, like, ‘What the heck is this?’” he told “Inside Edition.” Pam Zaring was also shocked ― especially after she...
  • President Trump under fire after appearing to hog umbrella from Melania Trump and Barron

    01/16/2018 5:10:40 PM PST · by mdittmar · 73 replies
    yahoo ^ | January 16, 2018 | Aris Folley,AOL.com
    President Donald Trump is facing a deluge of criticism after appearing to keep an umbrella to himself while leaving his wife and son to brave the elements.Photographsofthe president showed him holding a large black umbrella as he boarded Air Force One at West Palm Beach in Florida Monday.
  • Vanity-Post your favorite Clinton memes

  • HUMOR THE ANTIDEPRESSANT And your response is?

    01/16/2018 7:06:46 AM PST · by SandRat · 26 replies
    Sierra Vista Herald ^ | Elizabeth Cowan
    People frequently say things without considering the possibility of getting a response from folks on the receiving end of those casual comments. For example, when you walk up to checkout counters, the humans operating the tallying machine designed to separate you from your money, may say Hi, how are you? or Howzit going? or Welcome to XYZ Stores. Those are rote niceties for which they do not expect a response. Be different and answer, just to see what happens. Im fine, thank you. And how are you? The sharp ones will reply, Couldnt be better. or Fine. The ones slower...
  • Crow behind power outage in Whetstone, Huachuca City

    01/16/2018 6:44:58 AM PST · by SandRat · 19 replies
    WHETSTONE Residents in Whetstone and Huachuca City were without power for about an hour and 45 minutes Monday afternoon after a crow damaged equipment at a Sulphur Springs Valley Electric Cooperative (SSVEC) substation in Whetstone. The outage started around 1:45 p.m. and power was restored by 3:33. SSVEC crews replaced the damaged equipment at the Huachuca substation, located off State Route 82 just west of 90. According to SSVEC spokesman Eric Petermann, crews had to de-energize the substation prior to repairing the equipment. While the work was underway, a brief power surge was experienced in some Sierra Vista locations,...
  • Today's Toons 1/16/18

    01/16/2018 3:27:46 AM PST · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/16/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • New York Times headline we'll never see ...

    01/15/2018 1:50:24 PM PST · by 2harddrive · 11 replies
    Vanity
    New York Times headline we'll never see ... "Government employees fired for incompetence. Women and minorities hardest hit!"