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  • Little robin hits the worm jackpot

    04/30/2016 9:24:44 PM PDT · by fella · 10 replies
    Little Robin Hits Worm Jackpot
  • Millennials (parody song)

    04/30/2016 11:14:40 AM PDT · by hoagy62 · 3 replies
    Watermark Community Church FB Page ^ | 4/28/16 | Micah Taylor
    This was a song done by Christian recording artist Micah Taylor as he introduced a talk about evangelizing Millennials, and it's called "Millennials". The song is done to the tune of The Beatle's "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Dah". He recorded all the voices. It's really funny...right until the end. Something to enjoy on a Saturday morning.
  • Enter the Thunderdrome: Inside the world's largest post-apocalyptic festival...

    04/29/2016 9:06:29 AM PDT · by McGruff · 21 replies
    For many, the end of the world might seem daunting, but for these festival goers a post-apocalyptic world in the middle of a Californian desert is a form of escapism. At least this is the case for Mike Orr who is known as 'Sweet Lips' at Wasteland Weekend - the annual four-day festival that allows lovers of the Mad Max movie franchise to see what it is really like to live in a society where civilization is crumbling. 'It's the end of the world,' Orr said of Wasteland which attracts thousands from across the country. 'You get to do whatever...
  • Today's Toons 4/29/16

    04/29/2016 1:31:20 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/29/16 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Paramount Copyright Claim on Klingon Language Challenged in Klingon Language

    04/28/2016 10:11:55 PM PDT · by kitchen · 12 replies
    Reason.com ^ | April 28, 2016 | Ed Krayewski
    Paramount's arguments lack reason, or "meq Hutlh." The Language Creation Society has filed an amicus brief challenging Paramount's claim of copyright  over the Klingon language in its lawsuit against Axanar, a fan-produced film set in the Star Trek universe. Marc Randazza, a top notch first amendment attorney who has helped out Reason on copyright issues, and Alex Shepard filed the brief yesterday. Conlanging is the process of constructing a language, and Klingon is a popular conlang which originated with lines of dialogue and a dictionary written by Marc Okrand, the linguist who created Klingon for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock and the two movies after that. The amicus...
  • Today's Toons 4/28/16

    04/28/2016 3:20:49 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/28/16 | pookie18
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  • I missed Cruz's VP announcement on Wednesday. (vanity)

    04/27/2016 9:20:10 PM PDT · by Leaning Right · 50 replies
    I missed Cruz's big VP announcement on Wednesday as I was trying to train my cat to go out and fetch the mail. Big waste of time that was. Anyway, I'm curious about two things. One, did Cruz also announce where his presidential library will be? After all, if you're going to dream, might as well dream big. And two, did Glenn Beck swear in Fiorina for VP like he swore in Cruz for Prez? It would seem that what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
  • The Power Of Positive Declarations: Joel Osteen Can Now Fly satire

    04/27/2016 8:11:47 PM PDT · by fungoking · 7 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 2/28/16 | Staff
    The Babylon Bee | Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire. Home Celebs CelebsMinistriesU.S. The Power Of Positive Declarations: Joel Osteen Can Now Fly February 28, 2016 HOUSTON, TX—Joel Osteen, celebrity senior pastor of Lakewood Church, has been proclaiming the life-changing power of regular, vocal, positive declarations and self-affirmations for years, and for just as long has pointed to his own life and accomplishments as irrefutable evidence of their efficacy. “My primary residence has more elevators than your house has bathrooms,” he told churchgoers in a recent sermon. “And do you know why? It’s because I declared it would happen....
  • Regarding Fiorina, let's everybody settle down. (vanity)

    04/27/2016 11:21:20 AM PDT · by Leaning Right · 29 replies
    The so-called insiders have got it all wrong. And that's exactly what happens when you only hear bits of a conversation, and assume from there. I have it on good authority that for his running mate, Cruz will be selecting Carly Simon, not Carly Fiorina.
  • Crisis at the Canadian Border – A Prescient Look at the Consequences of a Republican Win in November

    04/27/2016 8:38:18 AM PDT · by COUNTrecount · 32 replies
    E mail | April 27, 2016 | Unknown
    Crisis at the Canadian Border – A Prescient Look at the Consequences of a Republican Win in November The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The Republican Presidential primary campaign is prompting an exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and live according to conservative ideas about the Constitution. Canadian border farmers say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, global warming activists, and “green” energy proponents crossing their fields at...
  • Today's Toons 4/27/16

    04/27/2016 1:35:21 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/27/16 | pookie18
    Click on link

    04/26/2016 9:25:00 PM PDT · by PROCON · 74 replies
    metv.com ^ | April 25, 2016 | METV STAFF
    Lenore, Edith, Marlena and Shahna. Kelinda, Drusilla and Miramanee… Oh, the many names in James T. Kirk's little black book — or is that captain's log? The Enterprise stud was quite the ladies man on Star Trek, breaking barriers between race and species with his liberal lips. Between 1966 and 1969, Kirk smooched 19 women in 79 episodes. William Shatner smashed faces with gorgeous actresses such as Barbara Bouchet, Marianna Hill, France Nuyen, Sherry Jackson and Nancy Kovack. Tough gig. To celebrate Star Trek's fiftieth anniversary, we assembled a video montage of Kirk's kisses on the show. See if...
  • Hillary's Speech To Help The Middle Class.Well?,Got Any Specifics Hillary?,Maybe Lower All Taxes?

    04/26/2016 6:28:38 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 3 replies
    Another dreadful, god awful speech from Hillary tonight, and probably with an audience of "Paid Cheerers". Who in their right state of mind would be cheering at everything Hillary spoke about tonight? Climate Change? Really? and her lies about Trump? But if she really wanted to help the middle class, wouldn't you think she would of proposed lowering taxes for everyone and small business owners? Can we vote this one as the worst Hillary speech this year?
  • What You Plant Now, You Will Harvest Later

    04/26/2016 11:19:54 AM PDT · by beaversmom · 35 replies
    Imgur ^ | April 25, 2016 | mhoa
    What You Plant Now, You Will Harvest Later by mhoa · 22 hours ago Grid view 90 points 852 views
  • It all makes sense now

    04/26/2016 8:06:12 AM PDT · by beaversmom · 4 replies
    Imgur ^ | April 24, 2016 | UnicornOnTheJayneCob
    It all makes sense now by UnicornOnTheJayneCob · 2 days ago 74 points 4,072 views
  • Today's Toons 4/26/16

    04/26/2016 3:31:04 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/26/16 | pookie18
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  • Humvees failed airdrop Falling from the sky

    04/25/2016 11:51:08 PM PDT · by fella · 34 replies
    YouTube ^ | 21 April 2016 | Keenan Smith
    Humvees failed airdrop Falling from the sky (Language Warning)
  • SF’s $201.6M green tower falls short of some expectations

    04/25/2016 7:04:25 PM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 27 replies
    sfexaminer ^ | April 25, 201626 Apr 2016 | Joshua Sabatini
    While initially touted by The City as the greenest office building in North America, new analysis shows some of the celebrated features of the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission’s $200 million headquarters have not lived up to expectations. And while the photovoltaic system has met energy needs as planned, the solar inverter room became too hot due to poor ventilation, and a cooling system had to be installed. In another unexpected twist, the company that installed the inverter room has gone bankrupt, making replacement parts unattainable, the memo said. And while the photovoltaic system has met energy needs as planned,...
  • The struggle is real...[cat pic for awareness]

    04/25/2016 12:35:49 PM PDT · by beaversmom · 45 replies
    Imgur ^ | April 24, 2016 | IfIthoughtyoumatteredIwouldntignoreyou
    The struggle is real... by IfIthoughtyoumatteredIwouldntignoreyou · 1 day ago 1,080 points 95,577 views
  • Today's Toons 4/25/16

    04/25/2016 1:28:19 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/25/16 | pookie18
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  • 2016 Presidential Candidates Reimagined as Pokemon

    04/24/2016 6:52:48 PM PDT · by Sir Napsalot · 1 replies
    Gamespot ^ | 3-14-2016 | Mat Paget
    (snip) Hirsch posted drawings of Bernie Sanders as Charmander, Donald Trump as Muk, Marco Rubio as Diglett, Hillary Clinton as Butterfree, and Ben Carson as Snorlax. He even gave some of them new names and Pokemon-like statistics. The drawings inspired fans to create their own, including one of Ted Cruz and a Pokemon card of Hirsch's Bernie Charmander. You can check out more of Hirsch's original drawings and some of his fans' creations below. .... (no image posted, check the link source)
  • 'Passover Funk' Parody Tells Exodus Story With Break Dancing, Jokes

    04/24/2016 1:00:10 AM PDT · by nickcarraway · 1 replies
    NBC Bay Area ^ | 4/22 | Lisa Fernandez
    "It's a fun, lively way to retell the story of Passover," Rabbi Nechemia Coopersmith said.There are many Uptown Funk parodies. A website called GeekDad even listed 10 of them. But what didn't get notice (and should!) is a Passover-themed Bruno Mars parody released by the Jerusalem-based Aish.com site, that begins, "Pesach, Four cups cold, Holy Moses, Egyptian gold." Passover begins Friday at sundown. Since the real Uptown Funk was such a hit, Aish.com's Rabbi Nechemia Coopersmith and his colleagues decided to play off the song, Passover-style. "It's a fun, lively way to retell the story of Passover," Coopersmith said in...
  • The Donald Trump Prophecy - End Time Presidential Election 2016

    04/23/2016 8:38:57 PM PDT · by SubMareener · 70 replies
    Discover Ministries ^ | Apr 18, 2016 | Steve Cioccolanti
    News 18 April 2016: the same day Discover Ministries posted this video about "The Donald", TruNews also posted an audio recording about a prophecy in 2011 that Donald Trump is God's anointed. The Church is divided because it lacks discernment and makes judgments based on personal feelings for a person. But much like Cyrus and Nebuchadnezzar, whom the believers could NOT believe and could NOT accept that God would use, Trump is sent by the Lord to expose the corrupt establishment. God will raise up the leader whom He wills. He is not beholden to the Church's earthly opinion. This...
  • Jerry Clower ~ On The Road ~ Selections ~ 1977 [Saturday Night Humor]

    04/23/2016 7:29:58 PM PDT · by markomalley · 4 replies
    YouTube ^ | 1977 | Jerry Clower
    Good Jerry Clower stuff from 1977 Recorded live - Builder Marts of America Annual Convention in Atlanta, Ga. and All-Sports Association of North Florida Annual Banquet in Ft. Walton Beach, Fla.Tracklist A1 Airport Goodbye's A2 The Hot Hotel A3 Uncle Versie's Trial A4 Rats In The Corn Crib A5 Clovis Gets A JobA6 Mr. Duvall Scott's Chicken -- Deleted ******B1 Steel MarblesB2 Tar BabyB3 Deep Water BaptistB4 Stealing TeacakesB5 My First BananaB6 Hitler On The Front PorchB7 Fifteen Yard PenaltyB8 Cutworm SmithB9 Newgene And The LionB10 My Katy Burns -- Deleted *******
  • "The Gaza Stripper" [mashup video]

    04/23/2016 11:03:22 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 7 replies
    Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 4/23/16 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg" [ed.]
    I thought that we could use an inspirational video for Passover. (Music, obviously, is not mine.)
  • PDQ Bach: Grand Serenade for an Awful Lot of Winds and Percussion

    04/23/2016 2:11:00 AM PDT · by Fai Mao · 11 replies
    You Tube ^ | PDQ Bach
    Funny Stuff https://youtu.be/cy9JaAMxSZU
  • Ted Cruz reacts to New York

    04/22/2016 11:06:45 PM PDT · by Snowybear · 64 replies
    YouTube ^ | 4/22/2016 | Snowybear
    Ted Cruz reacts to the New York primary results (downfall parody). A guy I work with put this together.
  • How to Destroy the Earth

    04/22/2016 6:00:42 PM PDT · by molewhacka · 10 replies
    qntm.org ^ | 3/14/2014 | qntm
    Preamble Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe. You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world. Fools. The Earth is built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece...
  • Kitty Porn! - NSFWD! [Kitty video; not actually pornographic]

    04/22/2016 2:16:50 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 52 replies
    Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 4/22/16 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"
    Misty and Deimos are insatiable! NSFWD = Not Safe For Wiener Dogs Music: "Love Muscle" - The Sex-O-Rama Band
  • Donald Trump’s secret ‘wig farm’ gets discovered by Norwegian TV

    04/22/2016 9:18:58 AM PDT · by Kegger · 24 replies
    Washington Post ^ | 4/21/15 | Ishaan Tharoor

    04/22/2016 5:35:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    "Prince dying has completely ruined my day. I can’t even imagine how Queen Elizabeth must feel… no mother should have to bury her son." ~ Millenials of NYWho is ready for things that don't make sense? \What the duck?
  • Today's Toons 4/22/16

    04/22/2016 1:11:57 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/22/16 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • National High Five Day 2016

    04/21/2016 4:59:04 PM PDT · by Daffynition · 5 replies
    13newsnow ^ | April 21, 2016 | staff reporter
    Today is National High Five Day. The celebration began in 2002 at the University of Virginia. According to the project's website, a group of students set up shop on the main quad of the campus and gave out high-fives and lemonade.
  • This Website Uses Your First Name to See If You Vote Democrat or Republican

    04/21/2016 6:26:00 AM PDT · by al_c · 21 replies
    Yahoo News ^ | April 20, 2016 | Marie Solis
    What's in a name? In Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner's 2005 bestselling book Freakonomics, the duo explored how much names really account for. It turns out, though there are many confounding factors, first names can be an indicator of someone's socioeconomic status, aspirations and identity. Now, your name could reveal one more thing about you: Who you're voting for.
  • Today's Toons 4/21/16

    04/21/2016 3:24:50 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/21/16 | pookie18
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  • Oh, fer cryin’ out loud! Look what Slate’s blaming on ‘the patriarchy’ Now

    04/20/2016 6:45:07 PM PDT · by goodwithagun · 9 replies
    Twitchy ^ | April 20, 2016 | Sarah D.
    Screenshots at link.
  • Today's Toons 4/20/16

    04/20/2016 1:18:24 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/20/16 | pookie18
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  • NO SIR!

    04/19/2016 5:23:21 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 50 replies
    When former U.S. Military commander in Afghanistan, Stanley McChrystal, was called into the Oval Office by Barack Obama, he knew things weren't going to go well when the President accused him of not supporting him in his political role as President. "It's not my job to support you as a politician, Mr. President, it's my job to support you as Commander-in-Chief," McChrystal replied, and he handed Obama his resignation. Not satisfied with accepting McChrystal's resignation the President made a cheap parting shot. "I bet when I die you'll be happy to pee on my grave." The General saluted. "NO SIR!...
  • VIDEO: Irreverent 'SchoolHouse Rock' Parody Blasts Liberal, Transgender Bathroom Controversy

    04/19/2016 5:02:43 PM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 15 replies
    www.LouderWithCrowder.com ^ | 04/19/2016 | Steven Crowder
    Men and women are different. They have different reproductive parts. Different hormones. Therefore they've tended to use different bathrooms. Different locker rooms. Because, well... they're different! But what about those gender-confused individuals who aren't quite sure if they're a Tommy or a Tammy? What happens to them? Fortunately we found one brave Bill, who would journey to the capitol to become Jill. Thank you, Schoolhouse Rock! VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcUJgbWrM64
  • What is the truest definition of Globalization?

    04/19/2016 3:54:07 PM PDT · by Mechanicos · 11 replies
    Free Republic ^ | 4/15/16 | From email
    Question:What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer :Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer : An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,...
  • Free Government Services Analogy... As Related To A Beautiful Bird Feeder

    04/19/2016 3:14:02 PM PDT · by Strac6 · 17 replies
    Email from Ed | Apr 19, 2016 | Ed Sherdlu
    I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the bird poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ... everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They...
  • Salma Hayek Mocks Donald Trump's 9/11 Flub

    04/19/2016 10:08:46 AM PDT · by Red Steel · 81 replies
    E ^ | Tue, Apr 19, 2016 10:50 AM | Francesca Bacardi
    Donald Trump was giving it his all during a final rally in New York Monday, but in the midst of his speech he made a flub. In a video obtained by CNN, the GOP candidate accidentally refers to 9/11 as the convenience store 7-Eleven, probably best known for its Slurpees. "I wrote this out, and it's very close to my heart because I was down there and I watched our police and our firemen down at 7/11, down at the World Trade Center right after it came down," he said. "And I saw the greatest people I've ever seen in...
  • Today's Toons 4/19/16

    04/19/2016 1:33:34 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/19/16 | pookie18
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  • This Incredibly Creepy Mattress Tells You When Sex Is Happening (WiFi/Internet pings your phone)

    04/18/2016 5:32:54 PM PDT · by dayglored · 37 replies
    Gizmodo ^ | Apr 17, 2016 | Chris Mills
    Apparently, we’re in the middle of a “global infidelity crisis,” a crisis that can only be solved by a smart mattress that pings your phone when it’s being used for sex. Wait, what? Smarttress is a real-looking product from Spanish company Durmet, which claims to use ultrasonic sensors to detect when two people are going at it on a bed. It then pings your phone to inform you of this fact. I’m still partly convinced that this is a late April Fool’s, but working on the terrifying assumption that it’s not, let’s look at this idea on its merits. On...
  • Pat Boone Accuses 'SNL' of Anti-Christian Bias After 'God's Not Dead 2' Parody

    04/18/2016 4:04:57 PM PDT · by napscoordinator · 43 replies
    The Hollywood Reporter ^ | 18 April 2016 | Paul Bond
    “This skit was outright sacrilege. They know if they did this to Muslims they’d have to be put into the witness protection program,” the singer-actor said. Pat Boone is calling out NBC and Saturday Night Live for allegedly being anti-Semitic, anti-Christian, cowardly, “diabolical” and even demonic for a skit over the weekend that parodied God’s Not Dead 2, the actor-singer’s latest movie. In God’s Not Dead 2, Melissa Joan Hart plays a public school teacher who is persecuted for answering a student’s question about Jesus. In the SNL skit, a trailer for a movie called God is a Boob Man...
  • the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies...with SPEED METAL DRUMMING! [video]

    04/18/2016 10:18:37 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 68 replies
    Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 4/18/16 | Drunken Bear (original); Hopalong Ginsberg (drum track)
    Laz asked me to take this video and add a speed metal drum track to it. His request was granted.
  • Today's Toons 4/18/16

    04/18/2016 1:17:35 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/18/16 | pookie18
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  • Just For Fun.If Sanders Is "Feel The Burn",Is Hillary Clinton "Feel The Wipe"?,"Feel The Huma"?

    04/15/2016 6:59:27 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 24 replies
    There has to be dozens of possibilities for a Hillary Catch Phrase as an answer to Bernie's. After being in the national political scene for over twenty years, we could come up with quite a list of catch phrases for Hillary starting with "Feel The"or "Feel My". You could probably name one for every year she has been in the spotlight. Example: 1997, "Feel The Monica". For 2015, "Feel The Wipe" pretty much suits her to a Tee.
  • Michael Moore Threatens To Eat North Carolina If It Will Not Allow Men Into Women’s Restrooms

    04/15/2016 7:51:30 AM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 14 replies
    The End Times ^ | 4/15/16 | Scott Alan Buss
    Famed filmmaker and gelatinous force of raging hypocrisy Michael Moore has threatened to eat North Carolina unless it agrees to allow men into women’s restrooms by high noon on Monday. “The way that North Carolina is imposing its morality upon others is just disgusting,” raged the multi-multi-millionaire who has made many fortunes by crafting and selling movies on the evils of capitalism. “And if North Carolina doesn’t cave completely to my demands to obliterate gender distinctions and let men into women’s restrooms, I’m literally gonna eat the whole sorry state for lunch!” The threat to eat the entire state was...

    04/15/2016 5:44:38 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    Who is ready for silliness?