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  • Interview With Anti-Trump Protestors Who Burned Limo and Set Trashcans on fire IN DC

    01/22/2017 8:25:11 PM PST · by muktar96 · 14 replies
    NewsHeist ^ | 01/22/2017 | News Heist
    Look at these Anti-Trump protestors destroying public property and completely contradicting themselves. Is this the future of America? Will these guys finally get arrested? Will we finally get to the time THINK FOR YOURSELF AT: TWEET TO US AT: SEE MORE UPDATES ON:
  • Bill Clinton Busted by Hillary For ‘Checking Out Ivanka Trump’ During The Inauguration

    01/22/2017 8:01:20 PM PST · by drewh · 82 replies
    Metro UK ^ | Saturday 21 Jan 2017 2:56 pm | Tanveer Mann for
    If yesterday wasn’t hard enough for Hillary Clinton, she had to deal with an added strain. Trump’s grandchildren really didn’t enjoy the inauguration But this time it wasn’t from Trump, but her husband, Bill. As thousands gathered to watch Donald Trump become the 45th President of the United States on stage, former president Bill Clinton was a little distracted by something else. What was he looking at? Picture: Reuters Ivanka Trump arrives for the Presidential Inauguration of Trump at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C., U.S., January 20, 2017. REUTERS/Saul Loeb/Pool - RTSWHZI Ivanka Trump arrives to see her father...
  • Frank Zappa & Mothers Of Invention - Stockholm, Sweden 8.21.73

    01/22/2017 7:41:59 PM PST · by Mariner · 9 replies
    Youtube ^ | August 21st, 1973 | Frank Zappa & Mothers Of Invention
    Frank Zappa, Jean-Luc Ponty, George Duke, Tom Fowler, Ralph Humphrey, Ruth Underwood, Ian Underwood, Bruce Fowler
  • They said *Kellyanne Conway's* outfit Looked like Paddington Bear..?! OH YEAH..?

    01/22/2017 7:30:29 PM PST · by gaijin · 55 replies
    My Mind & My Sharp Memory ^ | Jan 22, 2017 | me
    OH YEAH..? Inaugural Parade, 1993 ... But they say SHE, below, looks like Paddington Bear...! RIDICULOUS
  • Shia LaBeouf Kicks Off 4-Year Live Stream to Protest Trump Presidency (freep opportunity!)

    01/22/2017 7:19:41 PM PST · by drewh · 42 replies
    Big Hollywood ^ | Jan 21 2017 ast | by DANIEL NUSSBAUM
    Actor and performance artist Shia LaBeouf is back with his latest art installation — a four-year-long live-stream set up at a New York City museum at which Americans concerned by Donald Trump’s presidency can film themselves speaking out in protest. The 30-year-old Transformers star unveiled his latest project Friday morning — hours before Trump swore the oath of office to become America’s 45th President — at the Museum of the Moving Image in Queens, according to the Hollywood Reporter. The installation consists of a camera set up on a wall, with the phrase “He Will Not Divide Us” scrawled on...
  • Scarves worn by Mormon Tabernacle Choir (vanity)

    01/22/2017 6:53:36 PM PST · by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC · 16 replies
    Self ^ | 1/22/2017 | Self
    Was I the only one to have this image come to mind while looking at the scarves they wore while singing O Beautiful For Spacious Skies? Compare these two images:
  • Lexicon Alert: Trust Fund Anarchists vs Bobo Bolsheviks®

    01/22/2017 6:01:52 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 8 replies
    Self | January 22, 2017 | PJ-Comix
    A lexicon alert. Please do not confuse Trust Fund Anarchists with Bobo Bolsheviks®. Trust Fund Anarchists would be those Trust Fund Kids breaking glass in DC. Bobo Bolsheviks® are like that that loon professor on the plane who screamed at Ivanka Trump. Later when confronted on camera he folded like a cheap folding chair and hid inside his jacket. Gone was all his previous Bolshevik indignation. Why? Because the Bohemian Bourgeois (BoBo) part of him wanted to keep his high paying job. With the election of Donald Trump, we can expect to see a lot of newly radicalized (until it...
  • The original poem "Twas The Night Before Inauguration"

    01/22/2017 2:51:32 PM PST · by Tony Olson · 17 replies
    The Gem State Patriot ^ | December 23, 2016 | Tony Olson
    Twas the Night Before Inauguration! By: Tony Olson Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower, The Donald reflected on his newfound power. The conservative masses had come out in force, And delivered a victory that would chart a new course. The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes, The media lied to them . . . What a surprise. They had been promised a Hillary win, But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin. And though from all corners celebrities flew, They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue. They talked about climate, racism,...
  • Boston Hotel Where Steelers Are Staying Evacuated After Fire Alarm Triggered

    01/22/2017 7:17:40 AM PST · by Enlightened1 · 29 replies
    CBS Pittsburgh ^ | 01/22/17
    he Pittsburgh Steelers may not be facing off against the New England Patriots on a full night of sleep. KDKA’s Rich Walsh reports that fire alarms started going off around 3 a.m. Sunday at the Boston hotel where the Steelers and many fans are staying waited outside. Hotel personnel said the entire hotel had to be evacuated, but it ended up being a false alarm. Alarms were going off for about half an hour before guests were allowed to return to their rooms. ESPN reported around 8 a.m. that Massachusetts State Police have arrested a 25-year-old Boston man who allegedly...
  • 19 Dogs Holding Feminist Signs At The Women's March

    01/22/2017 4:42:01 AM PST · by tired&retired · 27 replies ^ | January 21, 2017 | KELLY TUNNEY
    On Saturday, hundreds of thousands of people across the globe marched for equal rights, one day after President Donald Trump was officially sworn into office. Not only did humans show up and stand up for women's rights, but they brought some furry friends along as well. Plenty of dogs were spotted at the marches carrying feminist signs in a show of solidarity to their owners and to women across the globe.
  • Adorable little girl meets her kitten.....

    01/22/2017 4:41:26 AM PST · by Doogle · 23 replies
    YT ^ | 01/17/2017 | Yt
    Little girl meets her kitten...
  • I'm pretty far to the right.

    01/22/2017 3:16:27 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 74 replies
    Original FUNNEH | 1/22/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz
    Someone said I leaned a little to the right. They were wrong. I'm so far to the right, I consider Ronald Reagan a far-leftist, and Barry Goldwater, a moderate. I'm so far to the right, I believe in mandatory pistol vending-machines in pre-schools and airports. I'm so far to the right, that not only would I make marital infidelity illegal, I'd ban sex inside a marriage, too. I'm so far to the right, not only would I deport illegal aliens, I would deport anyone (and their descendents) who immigrated to America in the last 525 years. I'm so far to...
  • Hillary's Inauguration: WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN

    01/20/2017 7:03:40 AM PST · by Impy · 13 replies
    You Tube ^ | 1-20-17 | Impy
    Merry Christmas! It's not? Could have fooled me.
  • Krauthammer on young D.C. protester named Carter: ‘It’s got a whiff of ISIS to it’

    01/20/2017 5:25:57 AM PST · by KeyLargo · 39 replies
    Dr. Rich Swier ^ | 1/20/2017 | Dr. Rich Swier
    Krauthammer on young D.C. protester named Carter: ‘It’s got a whiff of ISIS to it’ After watching the President-elect and his family at the Make America Great Again concert at the Lincoln Memorial I was ready to switch channels and enjoy the moment. Then I tuned in to the Tucker Carlson Tonight on Fox News. Tucker had one of his colleagues reporter Griff Jenkins at the site of a small protest in front of the National Press Club where Trump supporters were hosting the Deplorables Ball (see video below). Here is the conversation between Jenkins and a young boy named...
  • Laz Laz wherefore are thou Laz?

    01/20/2017 5:12:48 AM PST · by freedumb2003 · 51 replies
    me ^ | 1/20/2017 | Me
    Where are you Laz? This is IT. Day zero! We need your daily 3 AM post!

    01/20/2017 5:03:03 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 44 replies
    In honor of National Cheese Lover DayHere is some cheesy memes....       And now we begin a new chapter....      But there needs to be some control   Some will need this today and going forward....      And for some...  and
  • Today's Toons 1/20/17

    01/20/2017 3:36:51 AM PST · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/20/17 | pookie18
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  • Facebook FUnny DUmmy

    01/19/2017 5:22:33 PM PST · by Eagles Field · 7 replies
    1-19-17 | MK Colin
    This I posted on FB DU ... any angst-riiden pablum replies I'll post ... I want to give a heartfelt thank you to Democratic Underground. You’ve been steadfast at every turn despite the hurdles thrown in your path. I read a post on FR called DUmmies FUnnies, it seems quite popular. Oh my goodness did we laugh, somewhat drop-jawed, not by your consistent legendary idiocy unsurpassed. But the extra added bonus of your misery. We knew you were by any definition psychotic, wrong about everything- history’s truth the barometer, angry deflecting losers, cowardly beyond measure. Your salty tears our sustenance....
  • My wife saw this book in WalMart today.

    01/19/2017 5:18:38 PM PST · by Arkansas Tider · 36 replies
  • Jimmy Stewart On Johnny Carson Show About His Dog Beau

    This is a great piece of American poetry. This is also a Great American Patriot. One of the best of the greatest generation.
  • Max the little looter brings some levity

    01/19/2017 12:27:56 PM PST · by ThinkingBuddha · 12 replies ^ | 01/12/2017 | DD
    Viral stardom can be found in the strangest places. The latest star to rise to viral fame was photographed at the looting last week of a Chetumal supermarket, caught red-handed by the photographer with the loot held firmly — in its jaws. And so began fame for Max, not necessarily a street dog, but one with some street smarts. It was while the local supermarket Dunosusa was being looted in one of the many gas price riots throughout the country that the smallish dog seized the opportunity to nab a bag of chips, his favorite snack. A photojournalist from a...
  • Today's Toons 1/19/17

    01/19/2017 3:44:21 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/19/17 | pookie18
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  • 'What an Honor!': Tony Orlando to Perform at Trump Inaugural Ball

    01/18/2017 8:48:10 PM PST · by Timpanagos1 · 28 replies
    Fox News ^ | 1/18/17
    Tony Orlando has joined the list of entertainers performing at galas around Washington, D.C., the night of President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration. Orlando, who is known for the hit songs "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree," "Candida" and "Knock Three Times," is set to perform at Friday night's Salute to Our Armed Services Ball. The ball is free by invitation only for members and veterans of the armed services and their families. It will be at the National Building Museum. On "The O'Reilly Factor" tonight, Orlando said he felt it was his "patriotic duty" to accept Trump's offer...
  • Got my "Make America Great Again" hat... but there's a problem!

    01/18/2017 1:59:44 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 67 replies
    So, I finally broke down and got my Trump "Make America Great Again" hat. It took forever to get here, and when I opened the box, I discovered the inscription was in RUSSIAN!!!!This lends more credence to my theory that I wrote about in another thread, THAT THE RUSSIANS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING!Here is a picture of the hat:
  • "Mainstream Mediasaurus"

    01/18/2017 1:54:55 PM PST · by Lorianne · 5 replies
    Zero Hedge ^ | 15 January 2016 | Ben Garrison
    They once roamed the earth ....
  • Today's Toons 1/18/17

    01/18/2017 4:12:57 AM PST · by pookie18 · 27 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/18/17 | pookie18
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  • Michelle Obama Can’t Wait To Live a 'Normal Life' Again (taking a LONG break from the public)

    01/17/2017 2:23:34 PM PST · by drewh · 56 replies
    Time Magazine ^ | 4:04 PM ET | Samantha Cooney
    Michelle Obama has already shot down suggestions that she’ll run for president, but that doesn’t mean she’ll stay out of the spotlight entirely. The Washington Post reported that the First Lady eventually plans to set up an office with a small staff. The office will be run by Obama’s deputy chief of staff, Melissa Winter, who Obama described in an email to the Post as one of her “most trusted advisors and dearest friends.” But first, Obama, who has used her post to advocate for education for women and girls and children’s health, plans to take a long break. Then,...
  • EXACT date NIBIRU will DESTROY Earth REVEALED…and it’s THIS year a CONSPIRACY theorist claims to hav

    01/17/2017 9:22:52 AM PST · by FourtySeven · 134 replies
    Daily Star ^ | January 4, 2017 | David Trayner
    Conspiracy theorists have been warning a massive planet – called Planet X or Nibiru – will wipe out life on Earth for some time. Now a paranormal researcher claims to have combined astronomy, scientific research and the Bible to calculate the date of the apocalypse. ... Meade claims the Book of Revelation, in the Bible, says when Nibiru will reveal itself. Revelation 12: 1-2 speaks of a “sign in heaven” of “a woman clothed with the Sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head”. Using computer models of the movement of the...
  • Is it True?

    01/17/2017 8:10:00 AM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 13 replies
    Hillbilly sage
    So many rumors flying from every direction and I do not know which are true and which are fake. I have so many important questions and have become perplexed just trying to find answers. The MSM will not touch them, Snopes is unreliable and FactCheck was set up just to deliver White House talking points. Then an idea hit me like an Obamacare premium notice, the answers are right at my finger tips. Why not take advantage of the collective wisdom of thousands of brilliant minds on FR, so here goes. 1. Is it true that Bill Cosby is actually...

    01/17/2017 7:15:19 AM PST · by sevinufnine · 19 replies
    Satire Wire ^ | 12/1/2016 | Not Indicated
    After doing his part to swing the U.S. election for Donald Trump, Russian President Vladimir Putin has been enjoying his discussions with President Barack Obama. (Humor, which we need daily :>)
  • ALL ABOUT TURD......

    01/17/2017 6:39:03 AM PST · by Paul46360 · 10 replies
    ME | Today
    Symptoms - knowing is half the battle Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life. Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)? TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of childlike rage, rioting and uncontrollable crying. People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. TURD Is caused by the election...
  • Today's Toons 1/17/17

    01/17/2017 3:55:54 AM PST · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/17/17 | pookie18
    Click on link

    01/16/2017 7:26:19 AM PST · by Bender2 · 113 replies ^ |
    NFL Live Conference Championship Weekend Sunday, January 22 3:05 ET Packers at Falcons 6:40 ET Steelers at Patriots
  • FINALLY! The TRUTH about the Russian Hacks!

    01/16/2017 5:38:56 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 134 replies
    Original Material | 1/16/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    I propose to give you, my valued readers, the entirety of the Russian Hacks that gave Donald Trump an illegitimate victory. The Russians started out by financing Trump's Presidential campaign, realizing that a multi-billioniare would never have the resources to self-fund his own campaign.........Naughty Russians! The Russians decided to convince Hillary Clinton to engage in Pay-For-Play operations prior to her inevitable Presidential win in 2016.........BRILLIANT! The Russians influenced Hillary Clinton to take part in a scheme to sell arms to ISIS through Libya, and even helped her 'get rid of' Ambassador Chris Stevens.........Amazing skill, those Russians. The Russians then convinced...
  • Today's Toons 1/16/17

    01/16/2017 3:37:06 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/16/17 | pookie18
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  • Prostate Pandemonium

    01/15/2017 11:38:16 AM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 84 replies
    Hillbilly sage
    For those unfamiliar with Medicare, let me first explain a term. To participate in this program, you must have a "Primary Physician". Physician, of course, means someone that has successfully completed the required course of study at a University somewhere in India. Primary refers to the person solely responsible for income redistribution. They run up charges, then refer you to every specialist and laboratory in the area to get theirs. On a visit to my Primary Physician, she informed me that due to a highly elevated PSA, an appointment had been scheduled for me to have a prostate biopsy with...
  • BREAKING NEWS: Russia releases photo of DONALD TRUMP with hooker in Russian hotel

    01/15/2017 6:03:08 AM PST · by Islander7 · 94 replies
    FaceBook ^ | Jan 15, 2017 | Unknown
  • Leaked 'Star Wars' Auditions With The Bots From MST3K

    01/14/2017 6:11:18 PM PST · by Morgana · 15 replies
    Funny Or Die ^ | Published on Dec 4, 2015 | Funny Or Die
    In newly released footage it was revealed that Mystery Science Theater 3000 bots Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo auditioned for the part of BB-8 in Star Wars: The Force Awakens in this leaked footage. They may have been a little typecast.
  • Funniest commercial ever, from VW!!!!

    01/14/2017 11:06:22 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 30 replies
    vw commercial ^ | 1/14/2017 | self d/0Byng4ND1o- JLdWRoNUxFYy1nYkk/view?usp= drive_web
  • The 58th Presidential Inauguration

    01/14/2017 7:36:12 AM PST · by Bronzy · 22 replies
    Unknown ^ | Unknown | Unknown
    This glitzy site popped up second from the top on Google after I read a Washington Post article. My mind said, "That is just wrong".
  • Survey finds millennials lack basic survival skills

    01/13/2017 4:09:04 PM PST · by BBell · 133 replies | The Times-Picayune ^ | 1/13/17 | Todd Masson, | The Times-Picayune
    In the coming zombie apocalypse, safe spaces may be in short supply, so millennials will have to take shelter under their Spoonk mats and crack open their cell phones in hopes there's creamy nougat inside. According to a recent survey -- this is shocking, I know -- millennials lack even the most basic survival skills. Apparently SnapChat offers no tutorials on how to build a snare trap. The survey, conducted ahead of the London Boat Show, found even the most basic of life skills are quantum physics to most millennials. More than half were unable to tie a single knot...
  • (vanity) Unintentionally Hilarious Back Cover of a Dime-Store Romance Novel

    01/13/2017 3:35:35 PM PST · by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC · 113 replies
    (none) ^ | 1/13/2017 | (Vanity)
    The fact that this book's ad was meant to be serious is what I thought was funny! How many themes can you pack into one paperback? Vikings, ISIS terrorists, vampires, dude ranches, romance, angels, world class chefs, transporters, cults, ..... did I miss many? Image of Back Cover:
  • Rosie O'Fat's Plane Has Trouble With Her Boarding

    01/13/2017 10:29:16 AM PST · by Bushbacker1 · 90 replies
    1/13/16 | Bushbacker1
    Looks like Rosie O'Fat had a bit of trouble when she boarded her plane to Canada!

    01/13/2017 5:03:04 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 64 replies
    FRIDAY THE 13TH | Me, bwahwaha
     I'm skeptical today, though...And...    and  and  and, Skeptical Kangaroo Is still skeptical   but... Is just dramatic   Because...we still have this guy....    But hey, at least today is Make Your Dream Come True Day  Still skeptical?  I'm still with this guy...
  • Today's Toons 1/13/17

    01/13/2017 3:28:02 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/13/17 | pookie18
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  • St. Louis Park High School Reports Tuberculosis Case (MN)

    01/12/2017 6:07:57 PM PST · by ButThreeLeftsDo · 18 replies ^ | 1/12/17 | Nate Leding
    The superintendent of St. Louis Park High School reported a case of tuberculosis. The school district says it was notified by the Hennepin County Department of Health that one individual at the high school had been diagnosed with active TB in late November. The individual was receiving medical care by the time the school district was notified. But the school district says the person was contagious in September, October and November before the diagnosis was determined. The superintendent says the Hennepin County Department of Health asked the district to wait to communicate the information until they could determine who else...
  • E-mail to Mr. Acosta

    01/12/2017 8:53:52 AM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 13 replies
    Hillbilly sage
    I wanted to share my e-mail in the hope that someone may get a smile from it. Mr. Acosta, I watched the entire Trump news conference and then have watched the segment, in which you star, five more times. As an original Tea Party member I certainly know the feeling of public disrespect and humiliation. For many years we have had to endure ridicule, mockery and outright lies from you and your stable-mates at the Clinton News Network brothel. For myself and millions of my fellow members, that slap across the snout of a pompous propaganda pig was priceless. The...
  • Today's Toons 1/12/17

    01/12/2017 3:30:15 AM PST · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/12/17 | pookie18
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  • Philly TV station wishes (a very dead) Joe Frazier Happy Birthday!

    01/11/2017 5:03:42 PM PST · by JonPreston · 34 replies
    Fox 29 ^ | 1/11/16 | Philly Fox 29
    CLICK ME Fox 29 in Philly wished a happy 73rd birthday to Boxing great Joe Frazier. Unfortunately Joe wasn't watching because has has been dead for 6 years.
  • Man Takes Police on Wild Chase Through Farm Field

    01/11/2017 1:39:46 PM PST · by Morgana · 7 replies
    wowk ^ | January 11, 2017 | Joseph Fitzwater, Assignment Editor
    The Milton Police Department, along with help from Barboursville Police, WV State Police, and the WV DNR has arrested a man after a wild police chase. According to a release, Milton Police asked to speak to Justin Brafford at a Marathon gas station. Instead of speaking with officers, Brafford sped off westbound on U.S. Route 60 in his pickup truck.