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  • Deer runs through Days Inn Penn State lobby [video]

    10/24/2014 3:43:51 PM PDT · by FlJoePa · 26 replies
    centre daily times ^ | 10-24-14 | n/a
    The Days Inn Penn State had an unexpected late check-in early Friday morning. A deer found its way into the downtown State College hotel by entering through the automatic doors by the lobby off South Pugh Street, police said. According to State College police, at about 3:45 a.m., the deer entered the building and became trapped in the bathroom hallway of the adjoining Mad Mex restaurant. Surveillance video showed the deer sprinting past the check-in counter as an employee watched. Pennsylvania Game Commission officers were called to handle the animal, police said. After attempting to tranquilize the deer but failing,...
  • Hillary's Lame Duck Presidential Politics

    10/24/2014 1:57:14 PM PDT · by Ouchthatonehurt · 2 replies
    10/24/14 | Me
    Cast in the deep hot lazy months of lame duck Democrat political infighting, a spurned and entitled Hillary Clinton will seek to take the shine off the reputation and legacy of "the one we've been waiting for." Should be fun.

    10/24/2014 8:24:03 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 48 replies
    Actual Table of Contents 1. Paid Vacations for Bureaucrats Gone Wild 2. Swedish Massages for Rascally Rabbits 3. Army Creates Free First-Person Shooter the Intelligence Community Worries Could Train Terrorists 4. Mountain Lions on a Treadmill 5. Anti-Terror Grant Buys State-of-the-Art SWAT Equipment for Safest Small Town in America 6. OPM Pays Contractor To “Flush” Security Clearance Investigations “like a dead goldfish” 7. Spouses Stab Voodoo Dolls More Often When “Hungry”, Study Reveals ($331K spent) 8. Scientists Hope Gambling Monkeys Unlock Secrets of Free Will ($171K spent) 9. Subsidies for Sports Stadiums Leave Taxpayers Holding the Bill 10. Teen...
  • Today's Toons 10/24/14

    10/24/2014 1:21:39 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/24/14 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Man's Best Friend Really Knows How To Live Up To His Name [video]

    10/23/2014 9:14:11 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 14 replies
    Anything I could say would spoil the surprise. Just click the link.
  • The College Football Czar: Week 9

    10/23/2014 8:39:55 PM PDT · by Daniel Clark
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | October 23, 2014 | Daniel Clark
    The College Football Czar: Week 9 Week eight in review: For the third week in a row, those confounded games failed to adhere to the College Football Czar’s brilliant predictions. This time, he actually came in under .500, with a record of 9-10. For the season, his record stands at 101-66, for a .605 winning percentage. If that average held through the rest of the season, it would be the Czar’s worst since he began posting his picks online, and about 90 points lower than last season. At least he correctly picked the week’s biggest game, in which Florida State...
  • Consoling Disease Concerns [CDC Brochure]

    10/23/2014 7:45:41 PM PDT · by OneWingedShark · 13 replies
    Self ^ | 23 Oct 14 | OneWingedShark
    Isn't it about time we heard from the CDC on things, well here's "Consoling Disease Concerns: Happiness and Sunshine" to cheer you up as we face Ebola! Link
  • Pelosi Agrees With President On Travel Ban (satire)

    10/23/2014 6:49:56 PM PDT · by RetiredTexasVet · 2 replies
    Retired Texas Vet | 10-23-14 | Retired Texas Vet
    Today, Nancy Pelosi announced her support for the President's rejection of a travel ban for West African nations experiencing the Ebola epidemic. Pelosi explained her support for rejection of the travel ban because of the jobs Ebola saved or created in the U.S. She pointed out that for every Ebola patient 50 medical personnel were required for their treatment. Additionally, thousands of dollars of supplies and medicines and wrist band thingies were required for each patient. Pelosi stated that although unemployment was good for the encomomy, an Ebola epidemic had the possibility setting the economy on fire. If the EPA...
  • Realistic Theory Regarding Minority Voter Suppression.Maybe They Do Have I.D.s ?

    10/23/2014 4:32:09 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 16 replies
    Probably the most common argument regarding minority Americans who don't have any form or proper I.D. is by far that: If you were born in this country, "How Can You Not Have Any Form Of Identification"? Especially with Black Americans. They were all born here, yet the far left bitches and bitches that many of them don't have any forms of I.D. and it will be a burden for them to acquire a voter ID. Well didn't all black Americans get their first ID's in High School, then later a drivers license? We all know what it all boils down...
  • Freep a Poll! (What Are You Doing For Halloween?)

    10/23/2014 3:44:29 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 49 replies
    CBS Baltimore ^ | 10-23-14 | CBS Baltimore
    What Are You Doing For Halloween? Watching scary movies Eating candy Dressing up and going to a party Handing out candy to trick-or-treaters I don't know yet I don't celebrate
  • How to Make a Taser

    10/23/2014 10:22:31 AM PDT · by navysealdad · 13 replies
    Instructor is a funny guy..
  • Today's Toons 10/23/14

    10/23/2014 4:10:11 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/23/14 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Ob-A-Ma E-Bo-La (Sung to the tune of Ob La Di Ob La Da - the Beatles)

    10/22/2014 1:36:27 PM PDT · by zencycler · 5 replies
    self | 10/22/2014 | self
    Sung to the tune of Ob La Di Ob La Da (Beatles) Barry has a problem travelling every place Michelle is the singer in his band Barry says to Michelle “girl I like your face” And Michelle says this when she will not touch his hand Ob-a-ma E-bo-la where you been, O? La-la, I want my life to go on Ob-a-ma E-bo-la where you been, O? La-la, I want my life to go on Barry says don’t worry, we can travel more Hopes his party parrots everything Tries to sell his BS when he speaks some more And as he...
  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Thread Week 8]

    10/22/2014 5:58:10 AM PDT · by Bender2 · 36 replies
    Bye teams: New York Giants, San Francisco 49ers Thursday, Oct. 23 San Diego Chargers vs. Denver Broncos, 8:30 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 26 Detroit Lions vs. Atlanta Falcons (London), 9:30 a.m. St. Louis Rams vs. Kansas City Chiefs, 1 p.m. Houston Texans vs. Tennessee Titans, 1 p.m. Minnesota Vikings vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 1 p.m. Seattle Seahawks vs. Carolina Panthers, 1 p.m. Baltimore Ravens vs. Cincinnati Bengals, 1 p.m. Miami Dolphins vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m. Chicago Bears vs. New England Patriots, 1 p.m. Buffalo Bills vs. New York Jets, 1 p.m. Philadelphia Eagles vs. Arizona Cardinals, 4:05 p.m. Oakland Raiders...
  • Today's Toons 10/22/14

    10/22/2014 3:56:26 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/22/14 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • BREAKING: Ebola Czar Issues Top 10 Safety Tips... (satire)

    10/21/2014 4:57:41 PM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 6 replies ^ | 10/21/14 | Steven Crowder
    This guy... I feel safer already.
  • Good Green Government [EPA Brochure]

    10/21/2014 8:35:49 AM PDT · by OneWingedShark · 10 replies
    Self | 21 Oct 14 | OneWingedShark
    Isn't it amazing how wonderful the EPA is? Well here's a brochure detailing just how they're improving your life with their green policies! Link
  • So Why Didn't Chris Wallace Challenge Debbie Wasserman's Senate Prediction?

    10/21/2014 4:58:45 AM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 11 replies
    And put yourself in Chris Wallace's position in last Sundays episode of Fox News Sunday. Debbie Wasserman was adamant in regarding the Democrats retaining the senate. Well then, why didn't Chris ask her to name the "Deep Red States" Democrats will win that will keep them in power? or inform her that the Republicans are already going to win at least six seats. States that Romney won handily. Can you imagine if we take the Senate 54 to 46? Then the "Credible Debbie Wasserman" Will Have Some "Esplaining To Do" next time she visits Fox News Sunday.
  • Today's Toons 10/21/14

    10/21/2014 1:25:58 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/21/14 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Don't mess with Gramps! (This is HYSTERICAL)

    10/20/2014 6:08:03 PM PDT · by RIghtwardHo · 30 replies ^ | 20 Oct 2014 | RIghtwardHo
    "Remember how your grandparents would always tell you life was more difficult for them? And how hard they had to work everyday? Turns out they weren't exaggerating in the slightest."
  • Cornell gives deer tubal ligations, everything goes wrong (hilarious liberal lunacy alert)

    10/20/2014 2:19:58 PM PDT · by Zakeet · 29 replies
    Legal Insurrection ^ | October 15, 2014 | William A. Jacobson
    We previously wrote about the deer sterilization program run by the Village of Cayuga Heights, NY, which borders the Cornell University campus and has large deer and faculty populations. After years of bitter debate, Cayuga Heights decided that the deer population would be controlled through sterilization at enormous expense: NY Town spends $2,984 per deer in sterilization programBecause Reproductive Health Care Is A Cervine Right The Cayuga Heights deer control was mostly a failure because, you know, deer move around, so sterilizing deer in Cayuga Heights didn’t prevent new deer from coming into the area. And so on. As far...
  • Today's Toons 10/20/14

    10/20/2014 1:19:15 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/20/14 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • 2001 Video Of Obama’s Ebola Czar

    10/19/2014 9:14:04 AM PDT · by Perdogg · 7 replies
    H/t Steven Goddard Steven Goddard
  • "Clappin' the Blues" - a short, slightly NSFW, blues song, by me. [Vanity]

    10/18/2014 9:09:37 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 44 replies
    Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 10/18/14 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"
    Alright my FRiends, I've written and recorded another song. This one is short, primitive, and slightly raunchy, much like the author. (Yes, I stole that line from Terry Pratchett.)The usual copypasta: 1. When writing songs I use the pseudonym "Hopalong Ginsberg." I was considering using "Metallica," but Lars Ulrich threatened to break my kneecaps.2. I know I sound like a white boy sing the blues. Life is hard.3. To download an MP3 of the song, click here or here. Don't click here. I warned you.4.
  • SCARY PRANK VIDEO: Goofy scarecrow is a terrifying zombie in disguise

    10/18/2014 11:10:24 AM PDT · by Justice · 7 replies
    ABC News ^ | Oct 16 2014 | Ed Bassmaster
    PHILADELPHIA -- Strangers passing by a goofy, dancing scarecrow were unsuspecting, believing it was a rare, cute photo opportunity for the Halloween season. What these people didn't know was that underneath this seemingly harmless, silly scarecrow costume was actually a vicious, terrifying zombie. Take a look below.
  • Voicemail Accident Hilarious

    This guy is leaving a voicemail for his boss when he witnesses a minor traffic accident. Not fake actually happen. In late February, several stations broadcast interviews with a man named Michael Childs, who said that he was the one who left the voicemail message, that the clip was genuine.

    10/17/2014 6:21:13 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 82 replies
    Ok, I tried cheating today because my "dropbox" folder somehow went missing and I can't find the work I put together yesterday...and my first thread got pulled. So have at it folks...I'm out of humor right now. FREE FOR ALL
  • Today's Toons 10/17/14

    10/17/2014 1:20:05 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/17/14 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Today's Toons 10/16/14

    10/16/2014 3:46:50 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/16/14 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Obama,I kissed a Nurse not a Doctor-my title

    Obama: I Hugged and Kissed Ebola Nurses
  • The College Football Czar: Week 8

    10/15/2014 6:19:57 PM PDT · by Daniel Clark · 4 replies
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | October 15, 2014 | Daniel Clark
    The College Football Czar: Week 8 Week seven in review: One of these weeks, the College Football Czar will wise up and start picking the Mississippi schools to win. In truth, he remains skeptical of Ole Miss, but there’s no question at this point that Mississippi State deserves its new #1 ranking. The Czar did not doubt the quality of the MSU team, but had instead overrated Auburn, which set out to prove that its near-upset at Kansas State was no fluke. For the week, the Czar only went 11-8, although he would protest the result of the Baylor-TCU game,...
  • 10 Clever Halloween Costumes that Incorporate Amputations and Wheelchairs

    10/15/2014 4:29:33 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 46 replies
    Mental Floss ^ | 10/14/14 | Miss Cellania
    Josh Sundquist said, “When life hands you lemons, make awesome Halloween costumes.” That’s just what these folks did, using a physical disability to take cosplay and Halloween costumes to a new level.
  • I short circuited a Liberal Poll worker yesterday ~ Vanity

    10/15/2014 3:29:21 PM PDT · by GraceG · 14 replies
    A few days ago I had to endure the Dementor's Lair known as the DMV office. So as I approched the door to this house of line waiting horror there was this college age liberal hippie type girl with a clip board asking people if they are registered to vote. She approached me and asked me if I am regiostered to vote. (I am registered already). So i decided to get snarky.. In my Best Deadpan Tone i said the following: "I Don't Vote, Because there is no option on the Ballot for "None of the Above" ". As I...
  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Thread Week 7]

    10/15/2014 4:23:15 AM PDT · by Bender2 · 178 replies
    Week 7 Bye teams: Philadelphia Eagles, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Thursday, Oct. 16 New York Jets vs. New England Patriots, 8:25 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 19 Atlanta Falcons vs. Baltimore Ravens, 1 p.m. Tennessee Titans vs. Washington Redskins, 1 p.m. Seattle Seahawks vs. St. Louis Rams, 1 p.m. Cleveland Browns vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m. Cincinnati Bengals vs. Indianapolis Colts, 1 p.m. Minnesota Vikings vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m. Miami Dolphins vs. Chicago Bears, 1 p.m. New Orleans Saints vs. Detroit Lions, 1 p.m. Carolina Panthers vs. Green Bay Packers, 1 p.m. Kansas City Chiefs vs. San Diego Chargers, 4:05 p.m. Arizona...
  • Today's Toons 10/15/14

    10/15/2014 1:06:37 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/15/14 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Cat Logic (educating us silly humans)

    10/14/2014 8:14:18 PM PDT · by DemforBush · 2 replies
    youtube ^ | n/a | n/a
    Very funny examples of cats and their logic regarding pet toys, water dishes, owners, etc.
  • Are ALL Men "Rapists"? Feminists Teach Yes...

    10/14/2014 5:52:21 PM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 70 replies
    You may think it sounds far-fetched... but that's the very premise that's being taught in women's studies courses across the country. Watch the video. Am I the only one who thinks that it's INCREDIBLY insensitive to... you know... actual victims of "rape"? Special thanks to Lena Dunham for appearing in the video.
  • Too soon? How about not at all for Halloween costumes making light of Ebola

    10/14/2014 2:08:19 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 29 replies ^ | Updated: October 14, 2014 - 2:46 PM | LEANNE ITALIE
    NEW YORK — No holiday screams pop culture controversy quite like Halloween. So what's the costume flap of the year? It might just be Ebola, as in Ebola zombies, bloody Ebola patients and faux protective gear. Twitter and other social media were abuzz leading into the holiday with talk of hazmat suits and respirators. Too soon? How about just no, said Philadelphia physician's assistant Maria McKenna. One of her own, a Dallas nurse who at 26 is exactly her age, was diagnosed with the virus in the United States after she had helped care for a Liberian man who died...
  • GOPs '404 Error' Page v. Democrats' '404 Error' Page (Vanity)

    10/14/2014 10:03:37 AM PDT · by Scoutmaster · 7 replies
    October 14, 2014 | Scoutmaster 404 Error 404 Error PageTry it. You'll like it.I didn't discover this on my own. Slate is running a story about the two different 404 Error pages and I don't care to direct clicks to Slate.
  • Cowboys RB arrested for shoplifting underwear and cologne

    10/14/2014 9:59:21 AM PDT · by TangledUpInBlue · 28 replies
    SI The Wire ^ | 10/14/14 | SI Wire
    Dallas Cowboys running back Joseph Randle was arrested Monday night for allegedly shoplifting from a Dallas-area mall, Naheed Rajwani of the Dallas Morning News reports. Randle, 22, was a fifth-round pick by the Cowboys in 2013 out of Oklahoma State. In six games this season, he has 16 carries for 113 yards, including a season-high 52 yards during Sunday's win against the Seattle Seahawks. Police said Randle allegedly shoplifted from a Dillard's at Stonebriar Mall.
  • Police: Drunken Santa zombie enters St. Paul home

    10/14/2014 8:02:49 AM PDT · by dware · 30 replies
    Yahoo! ^ | 10.14.2014 | AP via Yahoo!
    ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — Police have cited a 21-year-old man they say entered a St. Paul home drunk and dressed as a Santa Claus zombie, terrifying a 16-year-old girl who locked herself in a bathroom.
  • N. Korea: Today's Fat Boy Sightings

    10/14/2014 3:50:50 AM PDT · by TigerLikesRooster · 33 replies
    Yonhap News ^ | 2014/10/14
    He still loves smoking (look at an ashtray and a cigarette pack on the table)
  • Today's Toons 10/14/14

    10/14/2014 1:51:04 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/14/14 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Today's Toons 10/13/14

    10/13/2014 1:24:31 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/13/14 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • The 5 Goofiest Pranks Ever Pulled (In The Middle of Wars)

    10/12/2014 6:35:20 PM PDT · by BBell · 6 replies ^ | October 12, 2014 | Xavier Jackson
    To become a soldier, one must train until they're borderline superhuman. Not only must they sharpen their mental and physical faculties to a razor's edge, but they must also master a wide array of skills, ranging from combat techniques and arms handling to spitballing, swirly-giving, and how to instinctively judge the elastic limits of waistbands for flawless wedgie effectiveness. What, you didn't know that pulling off hilariously childish shenanigans was an integral part of military service? Then obviously you've never heard about the time that ...
  • Movie for a Sunday afternoon: "Lucky Me"(1954)

    10/12/2014 1:43:19 PM PDT · by ReformationFan · 4 replies
    Daily Motion ^ | 1954 | Jack Donohue
  • Where's Kim-Jong Un? Can you find the North Korean leader in our game? [Dumb Humor]

    10/11/2014 1:34:54 PM PDT · by TigerLikesRooster · 13 replies
    Mirror ^ | Oct 10, 2014 | Richard Beech
    Where's Kim-Jong Un? Can you find the North Korean leader in our game Oct 10, 2014 12:22 By Richard Beech With the North Korean leader not having been seen for over a month - can YOU help find him? ...since we last saw Kim-Jong Un. With speculation growing as to the whereabouts of the leader of North Korea, a number of conspiracy theories have emerged. Kim-Jong failed to turn up at a celebration to mark his party's anniversary, and there are claims from North Korea that he is no longer in control of the country. So, where is he?
  • stormy day in greek island - loading passenger ship

    10/11/2014 2:17:18 AM PDT · by SWAMPSNIPER · 10 replies
    youtube ^ | 10/11/2014 | e - Nautilia
    All this lacks is music and wine!
  • You might be an EXTREME redneck if...

    10/10/2014 6:01:33 PM PDT · by NKP_Vet · 46 replies
    October 10, 2014
    You might be an EXTREME redneck if... 1 You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2 The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3 You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4 You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night. 5 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6 Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.' 7 You think Dom Perignon...
  • The Talking Boat [funny video]

    10/10/2014 12:59:03 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 16 replies
    YouTube ^ | Published on Dec 6, 2013 | DailySm0ke