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  • VIDEO: LOS POLLOS HERMANOS EMPLOYEE TRAINING: SHIPPING AND RECEIVING

    04/27/2017 10:55:40 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 20 replies
    AMC ^ | AMC
    Gustavo “Gus” Fring outlines the vital importance of a well-managed distribution system when it comes to moving product efficiently. VIDEO
  • I Am a Victim of Your Hateful Hate Crimes, You Hate-Criminals

    04/27/2017 2:38:14 AM PDT · by blueplum · 27 replies
    TownHall ^ | 27 April 2017 12:01am | Kurt Schlichter
    As a person of absolutely no color who embodies an intersectional reality that includes my utter lack of genderfluidity and my unemployment-questioning, differently-veteraned, and non-pagan experiences, I am totally oppressed by progressivism’s hegemonic power structure. I am also the victim of a systemic system of hostile paradigms that denies my truth regarding my phallo-possessory identity. My struggle is real, and my male-identifying genitalia will no longer be silent! I bear a heavy burden in the form of my pasty, easily-sunburned skin. For too long, the fact that a previous Schlichter was booted out of Stuttgart in 1750 has meant that...
  • Today's Toons 4/27/17

    04/27/2017 1:39:56 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/27/17 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • vanity- What is your worst group project experience?

    04/26/2017 3:06:58 PM PDT · by BlackAdderess · 30 replies
    me ^ | none
    What is your worst group project ever? Mine is occurring this semester and it involves an assigned team and a stubborn professor who is of the "don't make me come UP there" school of thought. Our group has had a total of 4 meetings, all semester, and I have to say that I've learned a great deal through this experience. I have learned that Google documents can indeed be made to disappear forever if they are moved before being presumably deleted. I have learned that when people lie, they seem to believe the more public the lie (during a speech)...
  • Today's Toons 4/26/17

    04/26/2017 3:51:06 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 27 replies
    The Politics Forum ^ | 4/26/17 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Nordstrom Selling Fake-Mud Jeans For $425 (borrowed title. no title at facebook)

    04/25/2017 4:39:50 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 54 replies
    facebook ^ | 4-24-17 | Mike Rowe
    This morning, for your consideration, I offer further proof that our country’s war on work continues to rage in all corners of polite society. Behold the latest assault from Nordstrom’s. The “Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans.” Finally - a pair of jeans that look like they have been worn by someone with a dirty job…made for people who don't. And you can have your very own pair for just $425.00. Here’s the official description, from their website. “These heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans embody rugged, Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you're...
  • The Left wants to defund the wall, let's defund THEIR security ~ Vanity

    04/25/2017 3:40:19 PM PDT · by GraceG · 7 replies
    4-25-2017 | GraceG
    So the left thinks the United States should be paying "The federal version of ADT" for building a security perimeter on the southern border.... Well so glad it is so nice an peaceful these days that nobody needs security anymore, i mean IF we needed Security these days they would fund a wall, RIGHT? So why do democrats need to keep paying for private security around their houses? I think Nancy Pelosi could give a LOT more money to Charity if she didn't keep having to pay for personal security which is obviously a waste of her money. "Hello, ADT,...
  • Tuesday Trivia

    04/25/2017 6:57:19 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 9 replies
    unknown | 4/25/2017 | self
    Evolution in teaching math since the 1950s. 1. Teaching Math In The 1950's A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Math In The 1960's A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Math In The 1970's A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit? 4. Teaching Math In The 1980's A logger sells...
  • A New Olympic Game in Kurdistan

    Easy to tell who has the highest IQ among this lot.
  • Today's Toons 4/25/17

    04/25/2017 3:47:47 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/25/17 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Feminist Hero Refuses To Let Fireman Carry Her From Burning Building [satire]

    04/24/2017 5:32:21 PM PDT · by NRx · 49 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | 04-24-2017 | Staf
    HELL’S KITCHEN, NY—A woman is being heralded as a feminist icon after refusing to let a male firefighter carry her out of a burning building. The woman burned to death several minutes later, sources confirmed. According to FDNY firefighters, the woman was spotted in the living room of her home, which had become engulfed in flames. Immediately, one of New York’s bravest charged through the the front door to rescue the helpless woman. But what happened next will go down in the history books. As the fireman reached out to pick up the woman and carry her to safety, she...
  • An explanation of two later Star Wars movies (Eps I-II) by "Weird Al" Yankovic, illustrated

    "Weird Al" Yankovic's song, "The Saga Begins," summarizes the action of Star Wars Episodes I, the Phantom Menance, and II, Attack of the Clones. Illustrated with scenes from the movies.
  • Giggles for Geezers

    04/24/2017 5:21:46 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 33 replies
    self | 4/24/2017 | unknown
    GETTING OLDER A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'.." *********************** An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked...
  • Today's Toons 4/24/17

    04/24/2017 1:32:08 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 23 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/24/17 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • I was sexually harassed by Fox's Kimberley G.

    04/23/2017 5:22:00 PM PDT · by Oscar in Batangas · 97 replies
    N/A | Self
    I couldn't believe it! There I was innocently watching "The Five", and the camera did a close-up on KG. Right before she started to speak, she looked deeply into my eyes with that "Hey, Big Boy" look, and I just knew she was lusting after my (68+ year old couch potato) bod. I don't ever remember having such a feeling of being cheapened 'like that' ever before. So I rewound the DVR and watched it again. Yep, I'm pretty sure that I was right. To confirm my suspicions, I rewound and watched it at least ten more times.. . ....
  • A Class of Instructors to Police Shooting Machine Guns - To Peter, Paul and Mary

    The reward for this group of Instructors of Police after a week of class was the chance to shoot the machine gun collection of a New Hampshire sheriff. Peter, Paul and Mary's "The Marvelous Toy."
  • Jay Walking with Leno

    04/22/2017 1:29:22 PM PDT · by sodpoodle · 13 replies
    video ^ | 4/22/2017 | self
    humorous but sad too!
  • Bench Press Show Off Fail (Light Humor) :42 sec clip

    04/22/2017 12:15:42 PM PDT · by bogusname · 12 replies
    Salt YT ^ | 4/22/2017 | Salt
    A Bench presser farts while trying to show off for his friends.
  • Saturday Snickers

    04/22/2017 5:08:48 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 10 replies
    unknown | 4/22/2017 | self
    There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car...
  • Beer, but no money, stolen in break-in at Pittsburgh bar

    04/21/2017 11:00:37 AM PDT · by Buckeye McFrog · 43 replies
    WPXI ^ | April 21, 2017 | uncredited
    PITTSBURGH - Police were searching Friday morning for a burglar who broke into a Carrick bar. Channel 11’s Steven Fisher reported that police and the owner were called to the Double Door Bar at 4 a.m. when a security alarm went off. Officers found the cash register on the ground, but no money was missing. The burglar took two six-packs of Coors Light beer. The owner told Channel 11 News that the surveillance cameras at the bar were not working.