(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

[ArGee]

As an employee in EU, if you are sick while on vacation you get to take more vacation days later to make up for being sick while on vacation.

You've got to be kidding me!!!!

Oh, well, like I said, truth is sillier than fiction.

[Cyber Liberty]

I came across this one after watching the laundromat commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=3yYZa-70u_M

[Lucky9teen]

If you have a co-worker who supports Obama, replace pics in picture below with Obama pics

[unique3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=yw4GsjcsP24

[CSM]

Nope, not kidding, but it IS silly. Those folks work about 70% of the time that we do. They get government mandated vacation days, they have tons of holidays, etc.

It is amazing....

[Lucky9teen]

Or, you could just outsource your job to someone in China

[ArGee]

My printer was produced by a profit-minded company. If it tries to print more than 3 pictures of Obama, it jams.

I can’t seem to get past that problem.

[ArGee]

Or, you could just outsource your job to someone in China

Yeah, I saw that yesterday. That guy is a genius. Unfortunately, Verizon is now discovering they can fire a lot of their locals and replace them with contractors in China and save a boatload of bucks. He showed them the way.

[MissTed]

[IM2MAD]

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he’s with Muslims.. Finally, the last straw. He’s demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It’s just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed, Lost

Dear Lost,

Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You’re getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for 4 more years.

[proudpapa]

Why would they move to Chicago if the guy was playing for the Raiders?

[ArGee]

Tommy Lee is not impressed.

[ArGee]

Mckayla agrees.

[absolootezer0]

2-10 sound like my daily routine.

[ShadowAce]

[Lucky9teen]

[llevrok]

Hey AGee! Did you hear about Helena Rubinstein ?

[ArGee]

Why would they move to Chicago if the guy was playing for the Raiders?

Compared to Oakland? Do you really have to ask?

Of course, he could move somewhere good, like Texas. I guess that would make sense.

[ArGee]

2-10 sound like my daily routine.

[llevrok]

No llevrok, I didn’t what happened to Helena Rubinstein ?

Max Factor.