(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

[Monkey Face]

TOP 100!

[ShadowAce]

[ArGee]

Hey AGee! Did you hear about Helena Rubinstein ?

I'll bite. No! What about Helena Rubinstein?

(This sounds like a good one)

[llevrok]

Do you know what the boy potato chip asked the girl potato chip?

Frito-Lay ?

[llevrok]

Gosh ! Just heard. Do you know who is in the hospital?

[ArGee]

Frito-Lay ?

Frito isn't a potato chip. He's a boogie. Frito and Spam had to walk to Fourdoor to drop the One Ring into Mt. Doom and defeat Sorehead. It was an epic tale filled with narcs, elves, wizards, and vee-ates. There was also lots of poetry, like this sample:

I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and wish for a thrill or two
For a goblin who goes in for a few no-nos
Or an orc with a thing about glue.

They just don't write 'em like that any more. I heard Peter Jackson was going to make it into a movie.

[ArGee]

[ArGee]

Do you know who is in the hospital?

No. I thought Who was on first.

[ArGee]

TOP 100!

101 posted on Fri Jan 18 2013 13:29:18 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time) by Monkey Face (Did dinosaurs become extinct because of a reptile dysfunction?)

I think this is known as a FAIL!!!

[ArGee]

OK, let's try that again and remember the rules of HTML.

2-10 sound like my daily routine.

<_<

[llevrok]

Do you know who is in the hospital?
Sick people.

Do you know who is buried in the cemetery?
Dead people

You've been a wonderful audience folks! Don't forget to tip your waiter on your way out...and drive safely!

[ArGee]

You've been a wonderful audience folks! Don't forget to tip your waiter on your way out...and drive safely!

Please remember that People for the Ethical Treatment of People (PETP) has asked us to stop the practice of waiter tipping - especially when they have those heavy trays filled with people's orders balanced on their hands. Waiter tipping is cruel and it makes a big mess.

Leaving a small amount of cash on the table is preferred.

[ArGee]

Please remember that People for the Ethical Treatment of People (PETP) has asked us to stop the practice of waiter tipping

[Monkey Face]

*snif*

I tried.

*whine*

[llevrok]

People for the Ethical Treatment of People (PETP)

As compared to PeTA = People Eating Tasty Animals.

I did tip a donkey once. He looked at me and yelled - "What????!! Only 10%?????. I worked my a^s off !!"

[ArGee]

When posting on the OFST you can expect NO MERCY!!!.

That's why I never do top x posts.

[ArGee]

I did tip a donkey once.

I never tip donkeys. They voted for that jerk in Washington, they can get money from him.

Of course, any money he gives them he gets from me first, but it's the principle of the thing.

[ArGee]

By the way, if I in any way offended you or reduced your self-esteem, I want to sincerely rub your face in your error.

We're not liberals around here, ya' know.

[r-q-tek86]

That's why I never do top x posts.

That should be top CXVI posts. You missed top X by hours.

[ArGee]

That should be top CXVI posts. You missed top X by hours.

Hmmm. I thought I said top x, not top X.

Oh, well, I've never been very good at Latin.