RUSH: Well, well, well, we have the president’s first hundred days now officially in the can and now under review, and as part of that review former President Barack Hussein Obama. (BEGIN PARODY) ANNOUNCER: Now, after being voted off the island we bring you President Obama with his critique of President Trump’s first hundred days. OBAMA: For the record, I was not voted off the island. I was asked to leave. Now, Donald Trump’s first 100 days have been nothing like my first 100 days. On day one I changed the direction of America. I closed down Guantanamo, traveled and...