The Freedom Tower will play host to the first lady of the free world next week and we don't think anyone will be paying attention to what she has to say. Michelle Obama wil [sic] be the keynote speaker at a luncheon for the Florida Campus Compact 2009 awards ceremony on Oct. 15, reports the Miami Herald. But the lucky guests to the invitation-only event will likely be amped to see what Mrs. Obama will be rocking in the Miami heat. Some fashionable capris? A dressy halter top or sphaghetti-strapped get up showing off the world-famous Obama guns? Maybe she'll...