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  • DFU SONG: All Star (Hey now, Scotty pervert)

    05/07/2003 3:00:45 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 4 replies · 282+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 5-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - ALL STAR You once had served with some fine men who have honor They're wondering what's happening to ya From "The Few, the Proud, the Brave" you've transformed to depraved We join them...Scotty, screw ya Saddam made the offer and you took the money Four hundred grand and the future looked sunny What you have done's simply traitorous You're loved by scum...but you haven't fooled us So many lies, so little time Like Slick Willy back in his prime Some wonder if you have lost your mind And others say things that aren't so kind Hey now,...
  • RITTER TRANSLATION FUN

    01/21/2003 11:00:48 AM PST · by doug from upland · 33 replies · 733+ views
    Free Translation ^ | 1-21-03 | dfu
    TRANSLATION SITE ORIGINAL: Scott Ritter, who for some strange reason turned on his country, apparently has problems with little girls. A television station has film of his arrest at a Burger King where he intended to meet a 14-year-old girl. He was hoping she would watch him perform the Clinton trick. Police searched his car to see whether he brought his own sink, but no sink was found. Ritter remains the hero of the RAT underground. TRANSLATED TO GERMAN, THEN BACK TO ENGLISH: Scott knight, that out of some strange reason its country turned on has, has apparently problems...
  • THE OFFICIAL "KEEP UP WITH RITTER STORIES" THREAD (All stories here)

    01/20/2003 4:17:19 PM PST · by doug from upland · 271 replies · 7,956+ views
    dfu | 1-20-03 | dfu
    Okay. Someone has to do this so that we can keep track. On this thread, please give links for all the stories in print, in the news, on the radio, on the TV, and on the internet about Scott Ritter and the possible arrest.