DFU SONG: All Star (Hey now, Scotty pervert)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 5-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - ALL STAR

You once had served with some fine men who have honor
They're wondering what's happening to ya
From "The Few, the Proud, the Brave" you've transformed to depraved
We join them...Scotty, screw ya

Saddam made the offer and you took the money
Four hundred grand and the future looked sunny
What you have done's simply traitorous
You're loved by scum...but you haven't fooled us

So many lies, so little time
Like Slick Willy back in his prime
Some wonder if you have lost your mind
And others say things that aren't so kind

Hey now, you're a pervert...little girls, beware
Hey now, Scotty pervert...you think their dads won't care
See that rope and that tree
That's your destiny...Saddam can't save you

On the job once...you had been an inspector
For you we now have a BS detector
In that prison for kids, what did you do?
Can you tell us why they are blackmailing you

They turned you well...Saddam had been so proud
And now you hate our country, you're screamin' out loud
A great big Clymer, yes indeed
All they had to do is be appealing to greed

Hey now, you're a pervert...little girls, beware
Hey now, Scotty pervert...you think their dads won't care
See that rope and that tree
That's your destiny...Saddam can't save you

(musical break -- insert your own mocking words here if you like)

Hey now, you're a pervert...little girls, beware
Hey now, Scotty pervert...you think their dads won't care
See that rope and that tree
That's your destiny

The police had been watching while you were on line surfing
And to Burger King they knew you'd be going
Pills to enhance...you'd drop your pants
Your Whopper Jr. you'd be gladly showing
But too bad, Scotty, you'd get BUSTED

Saddam made the offer and you took the money
Four hundred grand and the future looked sunny
What you have done's simply traitorous
You're loved by scum...but you haven't fooled us

So many lies, so little time
Just like Slick Willy back in his prime
Some think that you've lost your mind...while
Others are not quite so kind

Hey now, you're a pervert...little girls, beware
Hey now, Scotty pervert...you think their dads won't care
So see that rope and see that tree
That's your destiny...Saddam can't save you

So see that rope and see that tree
That's your destiny...Saddam can't save you

[doug from upland]

I had to do this since some of you have complained I am stuck in the '60s. :)

[doug from upland]

For your enjoyment. I though of a line about him going to Boston and meeting a teacher....then they looked at girls from under the bleechers. But this song was tough enough as it is. Unlike most, this probably took about 3-4 hours.

[doug from upland]

bleachers

[TLBSHOW]

GREAT SONG AS IS...

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[doug from upland]

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