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  • NY Woman Uses Dating Site to Get Over $1200 In Free Meals

    12/01/2011 11:56:19 AM PST · by Slings and Arrows · 772 replies
    YouBentMyWookie.com ^ | November 30th, 2011
    A New York woman is being scrutinized and praised after people learned that she used a dating website to obtain $1,200 a month in free meals. According to Business Insider, 23-year-old Jessica Sporty was deep in debt. Sporty had difficulties living on her $45,000 annual salary after spending nearly $1,500 a month in rent, paying her credit card bill, and buying food. So she hatched up a plan and signed up with the popular online dating site Match.com so she could quickly go on five dates a week. Sporty even maintained a spreadsheet with detailed information on each of her...
  • Open Letter On Why I Got Zotted

    10/28/2011 6:16:08 PM PDT · by anotherBarbarian · 1,293 replies · 1+ views
    IntoRightField.com ^ | September 30, 2011 | Ryan Larsen
    <p>Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ryan Larsen. I’m a truth lover, chess player and avid political junkie. I co-founded WhyRomney.com, which is dedicated to correcting distortions and inaccuracies perpetrated against Mitt Romney.</p> <p>Before WhyRomney, I wrote for Lyingliar.com. At Lyingliar, we debunked all of Al Franken’s big attacks, from his “Chelsea Clinton is a dog” smear against Rush, to his “Peabody” smear against O’Reilly.</p>
  • Drunken Elk Hides Kids' Swing Set in a Tree

    09/25/2011 1:58:25 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 856 replies
    An elk drunk from eating fermented apples in southern Sweden ended its binge by making off with a family's swing set and hiding it in the woods. Hunter in hand-to-hoof battle with angry elk (12 Sep 11) Drunken elk rescued from Swede's apple tree (7 Sep 11) 'Leffe the moose man' promises elk intimacy (6 Sep 11) A homeowner from Storebro in northern Kalmar County arrived home on Wednesday night to find his garden littered with bits of apple and other signs that an elk had been partying in his back yard, the local Östran and Barometern newspapers reported. The...
  • Woman saves small dog ‘Fudge’ by punching bear in face

    08/31/2011 1:58:38 PM PDT · by null and void · 829 replies
    Baston Hearald ^ | Wednesday, August 31, 2011
    JUNEAU, Alaska — Black bears in residential neighborhoods aren’t exactly unheard of in Juneau. While many people stay inside when bears are about, one local woman says she had a different instinct when she saw her dog was in trouble. It started out as a typical evening for 22-year-old Brooke Collins. She let her dogs out as usual but this time, she said there was a black bear outside who took hold of her dachshund Fudge. She said she feared for her pet’s life and, in an instant, ran over and punched the bear right in the face to make...
  • White House Wants You To Know Obama Is Working . . . And Here’s A Picture To Prove It!…

    08/24/2011 11:12:34 AM PDT · by maggief · 109 replies
    Weazel Zippers ^ | August 24, 2011
    President Barack Obama receives an economic briefing from Brian Deese, Deputy Director of the National Economic Council, at the Fisher House at Blue Heron Farm in Chilmark, Massachusetts, August 24, 2011. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
  • Women are just as good as men

    08/12/2011 3:56:56 AM PDT · by Mike Acker · 60 replies
    2011-08-11 | Mike Acker
    Women are just as good as men. Therefore: when you car won't start: 1. call a tow truck 2. have your car taken to a nearby service center 3. have them repair it for you 4. call for a ride do not take this out on your husband/significant other: they didn't design or manufacture the vehicle.
  • Just received a visit from the FBI

    07/30/2011 6:17:27 PM PDT · by jongaltsr · 1,943 replies
    7/30/2011 | John Galt - psuedoname
    A couple of hours ago receive a hard knock on the door. I answered the door and about 7 or 8 agents all flashing badges (claiming to be FBI and/or CIA) rushed me and pushed me against the far wall. My dog attacked and they would have shot him had I not broken free for a second and covered him by laying him on the floor beneath me. After things calmed down a bit and I received assurances that nothing would happen to him if I placed him in the bedroom and closed the door. I did so and they...
  • Man with dead weasel accused of assault

    06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT · by Free ThinkerNY · 1,385 replies
    Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011
    HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state. The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
  • Libertarians: Still In Search Of Their Perfect World. Practically Irrelevant.

    10/18/2010 9:10:24 AM PDT · by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus · 507 replies · 1+ views
    Liberty Pundits ^ | 17 October 2010 | Melissa Clouthier
    I have come to believe that Libertarians are worthless. Before them, a crop of wonderful, small government candidates sit and will likely win–scores of points of optimism in a political sky that has been bleak and black. To coin a word from the opposition, there’s Hope. Now, most of us watching this election realize that the exhausting work over the last two years has hardly begun. Once this new crop become part of the system, they’ll have to be watched and held accountable. The most optimistic change, then, hasn’t really been these candidates. It’s been the heart of the American...
  • Testimony of a Former Irish Priest

    07/18/2010 6:04:05 AM PDT · by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus · 7,614 replies · 432+ views
    BereanBeacon.Org ^ | Richard Peter Bennett
    The Early Years Born Irish, in a family of eight, my early childhood was fulfilled and happy. My father was a colonel in the Irish Army until he retired when I was about nine. As a family, we loved to play, sing, and act, all within a military camp in Dublin. We were a typical Irish Roman Catholic family. My father sometimes knelt down to pray at his bedside in a solemn manner. My mother would talk to Jesus while sewing, washing dishes, or even smoking a cigarette. Most evenings we would kneel in the living room to say the...
  • What my plan was when I created the ZOT

    06/28/2010 12:43:57 PM PDT · by DagonofAlbion · 3,391 replies · 23+ views
    (and how I ended up) ^ | June 28, 2010 | Lord Dagon
    I deposit the Risk into the account of a dummy finance company for management, called the republican party. Then, I deposit the damage into the account of a dummy corporation for control, called the democratic party. I leave all the bible belt religions as spoilers, or third parties; putting them down as department store chains. To stave off the profit into the mints money burning facility, to insure that the money is worthless in terms of pragmatic value, and is only practical believed values. And the Black market is pimped as bad but, even losing even your kindeys in a...
  • I just switched from Republican to Democrat (Viking Kitties secretly switched his meds)

    05/08/2010 7:40:36 AM PDT · by RubberPig · 1,614 replies · 9,435+ views
    <p>I just switched from pro life to pro choice and from pro gun to anti gun. I've always supported amnesty for illegal aliens.</p>
  • Revoke Congress [ZOT!]

    03/23/2010 4:39:59 PM PDT · by Federation 2005 · 1,063 replies · 5,910+ views
    M. W. Hopkins
    Much has been made over the recent developments in the United States and the growing dysfunctionality of its "representative" body, its looming insolvency and the progressive loss of credibility of its governing institutions. Though cast in the language of "Us versus Them", each side pointing the fingers at one another; this isn't about partisanship. The issue runs far deeper than the latest topic of the day, whether it be health care, the bank failures, the Republicans' spending splurge c. 2004-2008 or the Democrats' splurge c. 2006-now. Like most other nations on Earth, the United States has gone deeper into debt;...
  • Kitteh military for the first time published shock screens of zotting of [undead] Chicom Troll

    02/26/2010 6:12:28 PM PST · by wuxinghongqi · 1,689 replies · 10,189+ views
    China Military Report ^ | February 26, 2010 | Wuxinghongqi
    February 24, suddenly Chinese official media CCTV for the first time published shock screens of shooting down U-2 high-altitude reconnaissance aircraft in June 1958, to warn B-2 of the United Stites. In these short-range high-definition screens, the moment of Sam missile into the sky shot down U-2 high-definition instant pictures are very stunning!
  • Global Zotting | Kittenitis.com

    12/28/2009 9:44:19 AM PST · by asimshah · 1,847 replies · 12,898+ views
    EnvironmentPK.com ^ | 28/12/09 | Asim Shah
    While some would alarm all-around abating a theory, others would alarm it a accurate set of facts. Opinions alter vehemently. Let us accede all-around abating to be both a apriorism that the ambiance of the apple as we apperceive it is slowly, but actual absolutely accretion in all-embracing air and baptize temperature, and a affiance that if whatever is causing this trend is not disconnected or challenged activity on apple will dynamically be affected.
  • What the Zot Party Express is doing is Zot-a-crisp and Zot-bigious!

    09/15/2009 5:39:02 AM PDT · by Mrz_truth4 · 1,707 replies · 15,866+ views
    9-15-09 | Mrz_Truth4
    This idea of freedom of speech is going to far with this Tea Party Express. White people in RV driving from city to city disrupting the townhouse meetings. Everyone wants and needs healthcare but the wealthy wants tax cuts, they can pay for healthcare for themselves and others. It won't stiphened their income. I think President Obama's Healthcare reform is great it allows people who can't afford healthcare to have it. That what the Hatians do. It's not socialism it's called taking care of your country so we can stand strong against the enemy. This capital government is a mess,...
  • INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE YEAR ZOT!!!!!

    08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT · by ifonlyallusawerenyc · 1,371 replies · 13,286+ views
    Starbase 5 Proxima 7 ^ | 5/3/51 | DR Roth
    HELLO!? Is this thing on? Good! Listen! Don't vote for Sarah Palin In 2012! America is attacked in 2013 she uses FEMA to lock up her oppenents and then takes over the world! Also they find a cure for Down syndrome and Trig becomes a brutal dictator killing billions! This helps Michelle Obama XII Become intergalactic dictator. Please don't vote for... OMG! Someones coming!
  • Does FR need a ZOT category? (Vanity)

    07/16/2009 6:55:39 PM PDT · by Danae · 1,424 replies · 11,714+ views
    Free Republic ^ | 7-16-2009 | Danae
    I have a wee tiny suggestion for Free Republic. Is it at all possible to have a ZOT category, just as for General chat, or smokey back room? It would be genuinely nice to have a place where the shame of so many trolls could be put on public display! Thanks Mods!
  • Rush Limbaugh Makes an Idiot of Himself (Punkin leading Viking Kitty Charge)

    03/03/2009 2:05:58 PM PST · by minn7rules · 221 replies · 5,027+ views
    Two Big Boobs Blog ^ | March 3, 2009 | Chef Boy R M
  • Posting in all capital letters

    12/22/2008 12:22:14 PM PST · by Dusty Road · 2,166 replies · 12,313+ views
    Will posting in all capital letters, eat up more bandwidth.