Okay, enough is enough already.Of course, enough was enough the last time I had enough.Let's pretend for a moment ...Imagine if, at a company picnic, I introduced my better half to a co-worker this way: "Bill, this is 'wife.' ""Nice to meet you, wife. Did you bring your kids?""Over there, tossing the baseball ... that's child and child.""They look like you, homosapien, my friend." Clearly, the United States of America has reached the point of dippy secular correctness, where to even acknowledge the very name of a holiday - a federal holiday at that - is so potentially offensive that...