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The election of Donald Trump has caused a national epidemic: Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). To protect the public, The National Center for Leftist Depression has issued a public health poster that identifies 14 types of TDS and 10 symptoms to recognize as a sure sign that a person has caught Trump Derangement Syndrome. The Center's Director (and sometime fake journalist), Dr.  Poconono Punditowski, a noted pioneer in the research and treatment of TDS, is keen on alerting the nation of the danger: "TDS is a serious health threat.  Nearly all Leftists, about half the US population, are at risk...

Miracle drug Trumpazine is sweeping the country and drug companies are rushing to cash in by developing competitive products to Trumpazine. Hailed as today's most effective treatment for TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome), Trumpazine is soaring in sales, especially as the Make America Great Again movement picks up steam. The infectiousness of the disease is astonishing: in every State where Trump is polling high or has won a primary, a large share of voters have caught TDS.  In fact, Trump's Super Tuesday victories caused a TDS epidemic in the Northern Virginia/Washington Beltway area. Pharmacies there ran completely out of Trumpazine...