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  • Eric Holder Takes $77 Million Job With JPMorgan Chase

    09/28/2014 1:09:28 PM PDT · by Nachum · 119 replies
    the daily currant ^ | 9/26/14 | staff
    Just after announcing his resignation as U.S. attorney general, Eric Holder has accepted a top job with Wall Street finance giant JPMorgan Chase. Starting in early November, Holder will serve as JPMorgan Chase’s chief compliance officer, where his responsibilities will include lobbying Congress on the company’s behalf and ensuring it “gets the best deal possible” from any new proposed financial regulations. Holder will also fetch morning coffee and breakfast orders for CEO Jamie Dimon and board members. For his efforts, Holder will earn an annual salary of $77 million plus bonuses for a job well done. In a statement, Holder...
  • McCain Thanks L.A. Times for Hiding Obama Video.....(Khalidi like Ayers are respected scholars)

    10/29/2008 4:28:20 AM PDT · by IrishMike · 38 replies · 2,169+ views
    Scrappleface ^ | 2008-10-29 | Scott Ott
    John McCain today withdrew his demand that the Los Angeles Times release video footage taken in 2003 of then-state Sen. Barack Obama praising controversial Palestinian activist Rashid Khalidi, and he instead thanked the paper for its courage. “I changed my mind, and I want to thank you,” said Sen. McCain in a letter to editors at the Times. “You folks go ahead, stick with your bold decision to keep that video secret. After all, what’s a free press for, if not to withhold news that people don’t really need, or that might cause discomfort?” “My friends, if you journalists want...
  • Kerry Sticks Finger In Marine's Chest -- NOT! Here's the Proof

    08/03/2004 5:29:37 PM PDT · by bimboeruption · 399 replies · 9,752+ views
    Mullings ^ | August 3. 2004
    The question is: "Is Kerry sticking his bony, well-manicured, girly, index finger in the chest of the Marine pictured here?" The answer is "No." After optimizing the pic with Photoshop and Image Optimizer, what looks like Kerry's finger is actually the top piece of a wooden frame that holds a mirror and is attached to the window. There is another mirror just like it behind the Marine, to the right of his elbow.
  • Satire: Bill Frist Hates Blacks Too (SAYS Joseph J. Sabia OF CORNELL REVIEW)

    12/24/2002 10:02:42 AM PST · by TLBSHOW · 148 replies · 576+ views
    cornellreview ^ | 12/24/2002 | Joseph J. Sabia
    The Republican Party is at a crossroads. Will it choose the failed, race-baiting politics of the past or will it regain its moral compass and move forward in the spirit of our party’s great leaders—Gerald Ford, Thomas Dewey, and Bob Michel? Senate Republicans must take the strongest stance possible in repudiating not only its racist history, but also the vile racism that permeates the party today. That is why Bill Frist must go. The Republican Party just got through dumping one redneck neo-Klansman. Why choose another to replace him? Trent “T. Lo” Lott is from Mississippi, where most white people...