BFF: Best Friend Farted BMD: Bring More Depends CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FYI: Found Your Insulin LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On OMSG: Oh My – Sorry, Gas. WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where’s The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil WMDP: Where’s My Damn Phone? CYULF - Could you use larger font? ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up. ATD -at the doctor GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low LMDO -laughing my...