WWILMK: wait, where'd I leave my keys?
HTMP: hey, there's my phone...
WWID: what was I doing?
TTLTWIIHAP: there's the laptop - wonder if I have any pings
WYIBAWDYA: why yes I'm back already - why do you ask?
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Posted on 08/18/2011 4:19:39 PM PDT by Kimmers
BFF: Best Friend Farted BMD: Bring More Depends CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FYI: Found Your Insulin LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On OMSG: Oh My – Sorry, Gas. WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where’s The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil WMDP: Where’s My Damn Phone? CYULF - Could you use larger font? ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up. ATD -at the doctor GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low LMDO -laughing my dentures out
CAP-Chuckle at post
CAP-Chuckle at post
CTF - Chuckled then farted.
BPB - Been Posted before.
NFTST - Not funny the Second Time.
FTISISSTFU — First Time I’ve Seen It So Please Refrain From Posting Negative Comments.
YOGA SM - You Oughta Get Around Some More.
CTF - Chuckled then farted.
I would have a longer post but HTGP-Had to go pee.
First time for me——why so snippy?
Had to check your acronym twice. Didn't seem right.
LOL!
IYSIBWWYTWAC.........MOARSE
If you saw it before why waste your time with a comment.....move on and read something else
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BTW, I’m 62. So here’s my acronym contribution:
ITSTBF? (”is this supposed to be funny?”)
For those old fogie boomers who want to celebrate the oncoming loss of their strength and faculties, I say fine. And I just underwent open heart in March so don’t say I don’t know what it’s like. But the rest of you sixtysomethings had better hit the gym and the salad bar because there are millions of Gen X’ers and Y’ers who consider us the fault of their career and financial woes.
And some us, a mighty few, prefer to go on working.
WTID
Work til I die.
Which is my retirement plan.
BRBRB beer run be right back
BAPRBRB beer and pillaging run be right back
GPDYFYS: Great party! Did you find your shoe?
LOL.
I found my phone.
And the vodka was still in the same place.
Whats a laptop?
That cantaloupe was sure good. And Pete-R-Bilt’s bacon is to die for. Sausage is heavenly.
What in the hell am In here after? I forgot.
The only line I know is CRS... Can’t remember....ummm...er....stuff?
Unless the Gen F'ers can run 1300 fps, they'd best just avoid me.
Look up starting a restaurant. It explains the generations quite well. BTW, I am a BOOMER and can proudly say I help any way that I possibly can.
Just wait until Generation Dipshit hits the scene. Phhhhhtttt!
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