The following is a fictitious exerpt from the testimony of Donald Rumsfeld before the Senate Armed Services Committee, June 23, 2005 Mr. Kennedy: Mr Secretary, this war has been grossly mismanaged and we are stuck in an intractable quagmire, isn’t it about time you accpeted your egregious failure and resigned to save more American kids lives? Mr. Rumsfeld: Wow, well you cut me sir. Let me answer by asking a few questions of my own. Mr. Kennedy: This panel is here to ask the questions, not answer them, that is totally out of line. Mr. Rumsfeld: Well, it will help...