In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but,it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a...