Have you ever wondered what the fact that Hydroxatone was “given away in VIP gift bags at international film festivals” has to do with anything whatsoever? Have you wondered how dense you’d have to be to think the fact that a product was given away means it works to remove wrinkles? Have you ever been mildly insulted when you were informed that you were listening to “a public announcement” and that “Those with last names starting with A through N can start calling now. Those with last names beginning with O-Z can begin calling tomorrow; Nine AM”? Have you ever...