WHO AM I?

[pulaskibush]

WHO AM I....

My cheek muscles take up half a photo.

I have nuts

I am covered in body hair

I am ....

1. A Chipmunk 2. Hillary Clinton 3. an offsrping of Satan 4. Both 3 and 4 are the same

II.... My sexual activity embarrassed the United States of America

I have gained 200 lbs.

I lived in the South

I am.....

1. Bill Clinton 2. Al Gore(the "kiss") 3. Jesse Jackson 4. 1-3

III.... I am dead

I ruined the lives of thousands

I was an idiot

I am......

1. Florida dEMOCRAT voters 2. Al Gore 3. Karl Marx 4. The Founders of the uNITED nATIONS 5. France (in the future)

[pulaskibush]

Add your own, and always remember, If you can not take this quiz, have Frank Lautenburg take it for you!

[KC_Conspirator]

For Question III:

6. Mel Carnahan
7. LBJ