It took nine months for the Capitol's politicians to gestate a state budget, and it's a progeny that even a mother wouldn't love. Like others of recent vintage, it's "balanced" with pie-in-the-sky revenue assumptions, back-door borrowing and Enron-like accounting gimmicks. Like its siblings, this budget is probably good for only a few months, just long enough for the state to float some short-term bank loans – and just long enough for Arnold Schwarzenegger, elected governor in 2003 on a pledge to end "crazy deficit spending," to leave town and dump the mess on his successor. So what's the next stage?...