After three weeks of brutal counseling, I'm proud to say I am now, at long last, a sad gay Republican. Praise Jesus! Forced by a gay sex scandal to resign as president of the National Association of Evangelicals, the Rev. Ted Haggard now feels that after three weeks of intensive counseling, he is "completely heterosexual," says [the Rev. Tim Ralph], overseer of the megachurch Haggard once led. -- San Francisco Chronicle, Feb 7, 2007 Dear readers, As a San Francisco columnist, my struggle has been long and treacherous and fraught with guilt and shame and really, really good music. Many...