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The media sits patiently outside the hospital waiting for the other Hsu to drop. Hundreds of curious reporters asking "Where did he get his money" "who was he giving it to" and most importantly "how did a convicted criminal on the run from the law get past Secret Service to have his photo taken with HilLIARy"?? The reporters have been gathering outside his hospital in droves begging for scraps of information about his health. Just what is the mysterious illness he suddenly contracted while on the run again? And why does this resemble the previous clintoon administration 'funny money' chicom...

PUT-IN-BAY, Ohio - A mysterious illness on Lake Erie's South Bass Island has sickened dozens of tourists and residents, baffling health officials who are searching for a connection. In the past two weeks, the Ottawa County Health Department has documented 78 cases and is investigating more than 90 other claims, said Director Nancy Osborn. "We're still looking for the link," Osborn said. The Ohio Environmental Protection Agency (news - web sites) has ordered a winery and a bar to stop using their septic systems after finding wells at the sites tested positive for E. coli, said spokeswoman Dina Pierce. She...