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IMHO (in my humble opinion) UNBOUND © by Norman Liebmann In my humble opinion, when Mel Gibson said, “The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world”, apparently he traced Jewish history all the way back to Genghis Cohen. In my humble opinion, as long as America remains a member of the United Nations, we’re going to get everything we don’t deserve. In my humble opinion, where Moslems go, rubble follows. In my humble opinion, CNN can be counted on for twenty-four hours of continuous uninterrupted misinformation. In my humble opinion, France is no longer a country, it’s...

IMHO (in my humble opinion) UNKINDEST CUTS OF ALL © by Norman Liebmann In my humble opinion, the political question of the day is will Bush have California gift-wrapped in time for Vicente Fox’s next birthday. In my humble opinion, Las Vegas bookies are giving odds of a hundred to one that George W. Bush’s first grandchild will be named Amnesty. In my humble opinion, More people would go to church if they could brag about their sins rather than confess them. In my humble opinion, Angelina Jolie looks like she could get smoke out of a vibrator. In my...

DATABASE FALLOUT © SHAKE BEFORE READING by Norman Liebmann Police have revealed details of the scheme of those Miami jihadi wannabes. Inasmuch as none of them know how to fly a plane, they planned to go to Chicago, buy a huge pole and use it to tip over the Sears Tower. The sleazy New York Times should contemplate changing its motto to All the News That’s Fit to Ooze. Things can always get more grotesque. An animal trainer is teaching chimpanzees to give each other the high five. He believes once they’ve mastered it they can be taught to keep...

JUST ASKIN’: XXVlll © by Norman Liebmann Just askin’: Is it time to lock up Teddy Kennedy and throw away the key, or is it a better idea to throw away Teddy Kennedy and lock up the key? Just askin’: Do Vermont judges regard child molestation as entry-level sexual depravity? Just askin’: Why is it the people who have the least reason to survive take the best care of themselves? Just askin: Is Alan Combs a man or a membrane? Just askin’: Is The Iron Triangle a clinical description for Hillary Clinton’s pubic region? Just askin’: Is Trent Lott the...

THIS JUST IN - REVERBERATING © by Norman Liebmann THIS JUST IN: Couturiers have ordained, because of the success of the gay cowboy film epic, Brokeback Mountain, buckskin lingerie is “in”. THIS JUST IN: Some parochial viewpoints: Democrats are determined to handle the attack on the World Trade Center through the courts. ACLU attorneys take the legal position that the deaths of the three thousand people killed in the WTC be reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor. (Predictably, the gay community insists there was no crime involved and that the three thousand died only because AIDS research was underfunded.)...

JUST ASKIN’ XXVII © A CURRENT QUANDRY LIST by Norman Liebmann Just askin’: Now that Hillary is advocating that convicted felons be given the right to vote, does it mean in Chicago dead felons get to vote twice? And if these felons are bused to the polling place, will they have to take cabs back to the cemetery? Just askin’: Has there ever been any other rock ‘n’ roller around as boring as Bono? Just askin’: Will history designate Bill Clinton as the first full-blown President? Just askin’: Is Helen Thomas’ countenance a complexion or a collision? Did she always...