Posted on 08/08/2006 1:20:54 PM PDT by firehat
IMHO (in my humble opinion) UNBOUND ©
by Norman Liebmann
In my humble opinion, when Mel Gibson said, “The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world”, apparently he traced Jewish history all the way back to Genghis Cohen.
In my humble opinion, as long as America remains a member of the United Nations, we’re going to get everything we don’t deserve.
In my humble opinion, where Moslems go, rubble follows.
In my humble opinion, CNN can be counted on for twenty-four hours of continuous uninterrupted misinformation.
In my humble opinion, France is no longer a country, it’s a Casbah. During World War II, the French became traitors to their country. Now they have become traitors to their race.
In my humble opinion, the last two phenomena of global warming will affect the Mendenhall Glacier and Hillary Clinton’s vagina. (Now that global warming is with us, Jimmy Carter should rename those slums he keeps building as Habitat for Humidity. Ah, well - senile is as senile does.)
In my humble opinion, there will be a new and wildly profitable field of medicine called "Feigned Caring."
In my humble opinion, things could have been worse. Doctor Mengele could have gone to law school.
In my humble opinion, the only true hero of the Clinton Administration was Vince Foster who fell at The Battle of Fort Marcy Park.
In my humble opinion, in Iraq “vote” is just another four letter word.
In my humble opinion, after having seen pictures of Bill and Melinda Gates’ home, people in India refer to the Taj Mahal as “the cottage”.
In my humble opinion, the last time I saw a smile like Barbara Boxer’s, it was on a pirate flag.
In my humble opinion, Senator Lincoln Chafee is politically in the middle of the road – and I don’t think I have to tell you what you find in the middle of the road.
In my humble opinion, Mexicans do the jobs that Americans won’t do. They also drink the water that Americans won’t drink.
In my humble opinion, after seeing Michael Jackson being escorted in and out of the courthouse, Mary Poppins burned her umbrella.
In my humble opinion, Nancy Pelosi’s womb would be an ideal receptacle for discarded razor blades.
In my humble opinion, there’s nothing going on in Hyannis Port that a palace revolt wouldn’t cure.
In my humble opinion, there will be no peace in the Middle East as long as Kofi Annan remains the UN’s anti-Semite General.
In my humble opinion, it is rumored Hollywood is considering making a movie based on the wartime experiences of Jane Fonda. How about calling it Debbie Does Danang?
In my humble opinion, as expected, George Bush has snatched weakness from the jaws of the nuclear option. The Bush Administration will take shit from the Middle East gooks to the very end. It’s what Washington ciphers live for.
In my humble opinion, traffic signs in Arkansas that read STOP should also apply to everything else that goes on there.
In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton and John F. Kerry are the last two unaccounted for Boys from Brazil.
In my humble opinion, by taking all that crap from a banana republic like Venezuela, George Bush has allowed the world’s only super power to be reduced to the world’s only super embarrassment.
In my humble opinion, America should write off all of Europe and most of Detroit. Both are crawling with Moslems. Moslems are the pus of the world, which is why Islam is constantly festering.
In my humble opinion, compassion is a laxative whose success is indistinguishable from its mission.
In my humble opinion, Bush came to an agreement with France. That calls for a round of penicillin.
In my humble opinion, The War on Terror should be total. It should not come in different intensities any more than it should come in different flavors.
In my humble opinion, there is no formula of de-Mexification. Let’s get on it.
In my humble opinion, people say Jesse Jackson speaks from the heart. I would have located its source further south than that.
In my humble opinion, most forecasts seem to be made after the weather has already hit the fan. Maybe meteorologists should start by predicting the past and work their way up to the future.
In my humble opinion, it is significant that America gets nothing but praise from Don King - after getting nothing but criticism from Martin Luther King.
In my humble opinion, democracy in Russia is back on Square One. Make that Red Square One.
In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton is the Robin Hood of Gomorrah. He robs from the rich and gives to the deviant.
In my humble opinion, charity begins at home – ignorance began in Arkansas.
In my humble opinion, a ten-minute audience with the Pope is all Donald Trump would need and the altar in Saint Peters would probably have a roulette wheel on it.
In my humble opinion, UN delegates are addicted to process - and the object of process is more process.
In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton might have gone to Viet Nam if someone had told him it was for a fundraiser.
In my humble opinion, Africa has had as much time to evolve as the other six continents. Either Evolution is selective or maybe just plain fickle.
In my humble opinion, when Hillary Clinton said, “Mr. Rumsfeld, you are presiding over a failed policy”, his answer should have been, “Mrs. Clinton, you are presiding over a failed marriage. Maybe you’re the one who should cut and run”.
In my humble opinion, the best way for Americans to celebrate the end of Ramadan is to put an end to the people who celebrate it.
In my humble opinion, if you’re wondering how much shit the White House will take from Iran, the answer depends on how much of it there is available. I fear George W. Bush’s epitaph will be, "He did not fight the good fight".
In my humble opinion, people who believe the saying “you can’t have it both ways” either have never been to Vermont, or they just tire easily.
In my humble opinion, America is no more everybody’s country than Mars is everybody’s planet.
In my humble opinion, Harry Belafonte is probably the reason there are no Negro spirituals about bananas.
In my humble opinion, God ordained the writing of the Bible so there would be at least one publication in which He is not habitually misquoted.
In my humble opinion, the notion that you can civilize Iraq is almost as stupid as it is vain. America will have to divest all its humanitarian impulses or face Islamic doom.
In my humble opinion, Hey, George! Pancho Villa this way comes!
In my humble opinion, Mel Gibson is “reaching out” to the Jews. Apparently he found one or two Jews that will pick up his bar tabs.
In my humble opinion, there is war in Lebanon because the Israelis have learned their lesson, and Hezbollah has not. The UN has never learned its lesson and will keep the rest of the world from learning theirs.
In my humble opinion, all Hillary Clinton needs to be made into an honest woman is ten minutes in a room with Joe Pesci and someone to keep picking her up off the floor.
In my humble opinion, George Bush wants a woman on the Supreme Court. Bill Clinton wants a woman anywhere he can get one.
In my humble opinion, saying guns cause crime is like saying marriage causes divorce.
In my humble opinion, H.L. Mencken was right on target when he said, “It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake”.
In my humble opinion, compassion is George Bush’s narcotic of choice. His only dilemma is whether to smoke it or “mainline it”.
In my humble opinion, Freddy Krueger will soon be taking instruction to become a Moslem.
In my humble opinion, those highly prolific Illegal aliens should have their genitals confiscated at the border, painlessly, if possible.
In my humble opinion, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will prowl Jurassic Park - looking for something else to adopt.
In my humble opinion, watching the US Senate operate deepens our conviction that Satan is not a single entity, but a committee.
In my humble opinion, the Mexican Police are the world’s most corrupt. Bush wants to put them on both sides of the border. Could be they’re already there. Where ya’ been, Georgie-boy?
In my humble opinion, (Rosa Parks redux) the word among the New Orleans bus drivers was that a white man wouldn’t give up his seat to a black woman, so Ray Nagin swamped the entire fleet.
In my humble opinion, Bush has determined there is no disparity between an illegal alien who is legal and a legal alien who is illegal. That’s why Vicente Fox loves him.
In my humble opinion, all children born in Mexico are issued California drivers’ licenses to prove they weren’t.
In my humble opinion, it is unfathomable how those imbeciles in the United Nations determined that the Hezbollah armed themselves with fifteen thousand rockets in preparation for peace.
In my humble opinion, conspiracy buffs will advance the theory that FDR deliberately started World War II by moving the mooring mast just as the Hindenburg was trying to land.
In my humble opinion, Bush’s war on terror has found everything but a target. Apparently Islam just isn’t big enough. If the Democrats succeed in making Bush back off in Iraq - he will nevertheless preside until the end of his term - but not govern.
In my humble opinion, if America is ever to fight a war without taking casualties, it should be against our allies. We already know they don’t fight back.
In my humble opinion, it will take Mel Gibson ten minutes to taper off – and five minutes to taper back on.
In my humble opinion, George Bush’s compassion is all it will take to kick off the beginning of a new Dark Age.
In my humble opinion, if Tom Paine were alive today he would be blogging. If Alan Colmes had been alive in Tom Paine's time, we’d know only George the Third’s side of the story.
In my humble opinion, America should immediately enter into a mutual defense pact with Japan. Anyone who remembers anything about World War ll knows that (unlike the French) the Japanese can and will fight.
and this …
In my humble opinion, Allah vomits. Behold – Islam !!
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Not the Jews, the Stonecutters.
You do great stuff, firehat.
One of the things that sucks about getting old is that you might have no clear view of the future, but you have a real clear view of the past.
IMHO, LMAO!!!!
Seriously, all of what you say rings true!!
Islam is the scrap left over after a circumcision.
Now, click on the Archives - Firehat's full of it!
Good to see you, Norm. Keep up the pressure...........FRegards, friend
Glad to hear from you and hope all is well. I will keep choppin' and hope the chips keep flyin'.
Norm
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