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  • The Headlines They Wish They Could Write: Day 1

    07/27/2018 2:35:47 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 94 replies
    Original content | 7/27/2018 | By Laz A. Mataz
    Today, we discovered that the GDP, a measure of productivity and economic growth, accelerated to 4.1% this last quarter. It had to gall the News Misleadia, they must have been furious. I expected these headlines: CBS: “Obama Lays Groundwork For Massive GDP Growth In 2018” NYT: “Trump Fails To Reach 4.2% GDP, Economists Startled” NBC: “Uncontrolled Expansion Threatens Trade Relations” CNN: “Trump Russian Collusion Causes Freak Economic Spurt” MSNBC: “Trump Sucks. Everyone Should Hate Him. Effing Nazi.”I had fun creating these. I might make this a daily thing.