WASHINGTON, DC—After nearly three decades in exile, King William IV returned to the U.S. to reclaim his throne Monday. Above: King William IV greets his subjects upon his return to Washington. "Good people of America," said the newly restored monarch, speaking from a White House balcony. "Let the word be spread throughout the land that your king has returned.""Prepare a feast!" added His Majesty amid a fanfare of trumpets.Citizens were overjoyed by the monarchic restoration."Huzzah!" said Diane Sowell of State College, PA. "At long last, we are rid of that corrupt, antiquated system of government known as democracy, a...