Malia Obama, 17-year-old daughter of President Obama, is preparing to end her tenure as First Daughter and begin her stint as a college freshman. To do so, she’s been dipping into the world of the normals—landing a sick summer internship and checking out schools. Most recently, she visited Brown, where she apparently did pretty normal things that sent Brown students into a tizzy. GoLocalProv reported that Obama stayed with a friend at a dorm on campus called Morris Hall, which was surrounded by “high and visible” security. The Tab reported on October 10th that Malia was on campus “RIGHT NOW,”...