ASKING what time the Loch Ness monster is fed and where the Boston Tea Party takes place are some the stupidest questions asked by tourists. Tourism boards from around the world have revealed their quirkiest questions of 2009. According to Jennifer Haz, of the Greater Miami Convention & Visitors Bureau, one holidaymaker wanted to know "which beach is closest to the ocean?'' Paul Gauger, of VisitBritain.com office said he was asked: "Why did they build so many ruined castles and abbeys in England?" One tourist complained to Philadelphia Tourism that the Kennett Square mushrooms were "not square". Would-be visitors to...