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  • Schiff Boosts Trump's Reelection Chances [semi-satire]

    07/08/2020 1:40:37 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 July 2020 | John Semmens
    With polls showing a double-digit lead for Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden over President Donald Trump, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif) announced that he will move to Canada if Trump wins in November. Schiff's staff were reportedly dismayed by this announcement. In an off-the-record comment, staff member Patrick Boland observed that "as hated as Schiff is among Trump's base of deplorables, the chance that they might get him to leave will undoubtedly energize them. We don't think it will be enough to overcome Biden's big lead, but stranger things have happened. Adam's word doesn't count for much with...
  • Trump's Opposition to Riots "Politically Motivated" [semi-satire]

    07/08/2020 10:56:30 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 July 2020 | John Semmens
    Former President Obama blasted President Trump's opposition to the riots sweeping the country, calling it "politically motivated. Obviously, the chaos in our streets hurts Trump's reelection hopes. The polls clearly show this situation to be pushing voters toward Vice-President Biden. Rather than continue to denounce those intent on destroying the old America, President Trump should strive to unify the country by joining Joe to support this transformation to a new normal." Obama's position was applauded by Iranian Ayatollah Lotfollah Dezhkam: "We too congratulate those who are carrying out the 'death to America' wishes of every righteous Muslim. It is good...
  • VIDEO: OOOPS!!! Neil Cavuto Finds Out Hydroxychloroquine WORKS

    07/08/2020 10:14:32 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 8, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO In May, Fox News anchor Neil Cavuto not only proclaimed hyroxcychloroquine to be ineffective but that "IT WILL KILL YOU!" Yeah, "IT WILL KILL YOU" if you don't follow your doctor's advice as you should with all other drugs. In fact, even my bottle of TUMS has a warning label on it. In this video we first see Neil Cavuto going on a rampage in May against hydroxychloroquine followed by a big July 4 "OOOPS!" when he finds out (GASP!) that treatment actually does work. Note that Cavuto tries to save face by stating that he was right...
  • Don’t Forget To Pack A Lunch

    07/08/2020 5:26:01 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    MOTUS ^ | 7-8-20 | MOTUS
    Note to all those who still don’t believe that the left, along with their seemingly endless stream of useful idiots, is intent on a path to dismantle America as it was founded: you are dangerously wrong. As long as our economy and political systems prioritize profit without considering who is profiting, who is being shut out, we will perpetuate this inequality,” she said at a livestreamed event in Minnesota on Tuesday. “We cannot stop at [the] criminal justice system. We must begin the work of dismantling the whole system of oppression.” – Ilhan Omar, yesterday Presumably the great dismantling...
  • Kanye West Provides Details, and he Will Have an Impact

    07/08/2020 4:55:45 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 61 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    After tweeting out news of his intent to run for the presidency this fall on Sunday, rapper Kanye West sat down for what Steve Forbes says was a 4-hour interview with reporter Randall Lane. In the exhausive interview, West provides all the details about his reasons for running, his views about President Donald Trump and Joe Biden, the fact that he believes he has been chosen by God to lead the country and his belief that a COVID-19 vaccine would be the biblical “Mark of the Beast.” The article on the interview can be found in full at this link....
  • Wednesday News Roundup: Marxist Dems Work to Return to Their Jim Crow Roots

    07/08/2020 4:52:50 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 3 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    WINNING ALERT – U.S. job openings exceed “expert” prediction by 1 million, climbing to a new all-time record high. Note the word “unexpectedly” in Bloomberg’s headline. Hilarious: U.S. Job Openings Unexpectedly Increase as Hires Climb to Record People walk down a street lined with outdoor seating for restaurants in the Little Italy neighborhood of New York on July 6. U.S. job openings unexpectedly increased in May as state economies stirred to life and businesses looked to hire anew. The number of available positions rose to 5.4 million during the month from 5 million in April, according to the Labor Department’s...
  • More FBI Flynn Docs Come to Light Thanks to Judge Emmet Sullivan’s Stalling

    07/07/2020 2:41:37 PM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 25 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Can someone please fire Christopher Wray already? Please? – Jeffrey Jensen, the U.S. attorney for Eastern Missouri assigned by AG William Barr to review the DOJ’s despicable conduct of the Mike Flynn frame-up case earlier this year, came through again today with the revelation of more potentially exculpatory documents that had been withheld from Flynn’s lawyers by the FBI. The documents include handwritten notes from both FBI Super-Duper Agent and aspiring Latin Lover Peter Strzok and Deputy Assistant Attorney General Tashina Gauhar related to the January 25, 2017 meeting in which Strzok and fellow FBI agent Joe Pientka attempted to...
  • Gov Regrets Not Releasing Inmate [semi-satire]

    07/07/2020 12:55:56 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 July 2020 | John Semmens
    The passing of 74-year-old death row inmate Richard Stitely due to COVID-19 hit Gov Gavin Newsom (D-Calif) hard this week. "I could have saved him," the teary-eyed Governor lamented. "Normally, death row prisoners live for decades. Poor Richard's untimely demise after only ten years was a sad twist of fate. If only I had released him like I have released so many others—more than 3,000 I think—to spare them from the coronavirus he could right now be walking the streets and doing the things he loved when he was alive and a free man." "Maybe I shouldn't be so glum,"...
  • Jason Whitlock Flays and Exposes the NFL and Black Lives Matter

    07/07/2020 10:25:14 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 17 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Over the past month I have received a number of nasty notes from both acquaintances (I hesitate to use the word ‘friend’ for these people) and non-acquaintances over my consistent characterization of Black Lives Matter being essentially the same as Antifa: A Marxist/Anarchist terrorist organization funded by Soros-backed front groups whose goal is the destruction of America. Black Lives Matter is not, as the corrupt news media continues to contend, any sort of social justice or civil rights organization. You don’t have to take my word for it – all you have to do is visit the group’s website and...
  • Wife Explains Why Biden Will Win [semi-satire]

    07/07/2020 10:21:57 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 July 2020 | John Semmens
    Former Vice-President Joe Biden's wife Jill is predicting that "Joe will get a lot of Republican votes this November. Sure he seems a bit demented from time to time, but who isn't? As he pointed out the other day to a question from a lying dog-face reporter, he is constantly tested for cognitive decline. Most of the time he passes. I think that a majority of voters will consider that a pretty good average compared to themselves. Joe certainly knows enough to recognize that Trump's tax cuts were a mistake. High taxes are needed to ensure that resources are used...
  • VIDEO: Should Neil Cavuto Debate Dr. Marc Siegel About Hydroxychloroquine?

    07/07/2020 6:36:14 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 15 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 7, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO Here is a sneak preview of what a debate between Fox News anchor Neil Cavuto and Fox News medical contributor Dr. Marc Siegel on the subject of hydroxychloroquine for the treatment of COVID-19 could look like. Watch as each make their cases both pro and con on the subject of this treatment.
  • America’s Universities are About to Reveal Their Essential Uselessness

    07/07/2020 5:18:52 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 33 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Harvard: America’s most expensive University of Phoenix clone. – Harvard announced on Monday that it will hold no face-to-face undergraduate classes this fall – all “learning” the students accomplish will be done on-line. This plan could also extend through the spring semester of 2021. Oh, but guess what? That $49,000 tuition per semester won’t be commensurately reduced. Oh, no – perish that thought. Think about what Harvard and other universities who take this same politically-motivated approach are about to see happen to them over the next year: Millions of parents who have been either footing the bills or watching their...
  • Tuesday News Roundup: Ghislaine has the Tapes, and the Deafening Silence of Kaepernick Defenders

    07/07/2020 5:12:47 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 16 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Have you noticed how the corrupt news media is not covering the arrest and charging of Ghislaine Maxwell? – Remember when Trump associate Roger Stone was arrested, how the FBI and Mueller goons had notified CNN in advance of the raid on his home? Remember that CNN’s cameras were present when those 39 FBI agents wearing full armor, carrying semi-automatic rifles and backed up by actual tanks pounded Stone’s door in during the wee hours of the morning, took the elderly man into custody frightened his elderly wife half to death? I certainly do. Roger Stone was accused of the...
  • Transformed Too Much Or Not Enough?

    07/07/2020 4:46:11 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    MOTUS ^ | 7*7*20 | MOTUS
    Tweet of the week year decade (so far): Remember how upset people were back in 2008 when Rush Limbaugh said “I hope he fails” about Obama’s plan to “fundamentally transform” America? Leftists and RINOs alike reacted as if Rush had opened the gates of hell. Let history reflect that the gates of Hell were opened, but it was Obama, not Rush, who did it. So, after 12 years of “transformation” I ask you: have we transformed too much? No they’re not Or not enough? Please note the reference to the NYT 1619 Project on the fallen statue of George Washington...
  • Woman Loses Internship Over Threat to Stab People [semi-satire]

    07/06/2020 12:50:49 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 July 2020 | John Semmens
    This past week, Harvard graduate Claira Janover tweeted a threat saying that "the next person who has the sheer nerve, the sheer entitled caucasity, to say 'All Lives Matter,' I'ma stab you. I'ma stab you, and while you're struggling and bleeding out, I'ma show you my paper cut and say, 'My cut matters too.'" She was surprised shortly afterward to learn that Deloitte, an accounting firm based in the United Kingdom, subsequently uninvited her to intern for them. She then posted a tearful video in which she said "the job that I'd worked really hard to get and meant a...
  • Seattle Autonomous Zone Invaded [semi-satire]

    07/06/2020 10:16:56 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 July 2020 | John Semmens
    On Wednesday, Mayor Jenny Durkan finally ordered police to retake the six-by-six-block square the City had surrendered to protesters three weeks earlier. It wasn't the fact that crimes committed in the zone were up by more than 500% compared to the previous year; it wasn't the fact that residents trapped in the zone were subjected to nightly terror and violence; it wasn't the squalor, garbage, and filth permeating the zone that prompted her decision. It was the fact that City Councilwoman Kshama Sawant led a mob of zone squatters in a march to the Mayor's home that did the trick....
  • Good News for America Abounds – Democrats, Corrupt News Media Hardest Hit

    07/06/2020 8:48:13 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 4 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    “We need new experts. Monkeys throwing crap at a poster with random numbers on it are more accurate.” That’s a quote from a friend when I posted a link on Facebook to the story that Institute for Supply Management (ISM) Non-Manufacturing Index (NMI) rose to 57.1% in June, which naturally was vastly stronger the “experts” quoted by the corrupt news media had anticipated. From that story at PeoplesPunditDaily: Forecasts ranged from a low of 46.0 to a high of 52.7. The consensus forecast was 50.1. This is the largest single-month percentage-point gain since the NMI debut in 1997. Last week,...
  • VIDEO: Lawyer for Epstein's Victims Praised Trump in 2018

    07/06/2020 8:13:28 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 8 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 6, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO There have been many attempts in the media, especially on MSNBC shows such as Morning Joe, to link Donald Trump to the nefarious activities of Jeffrey Epstein. We should be hearing more along that line now that Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested. However, this 2018 interview with Bradley Edwards, lawyer for some of Epstein's victims, most definitely refutes that notion.
  • Whoa! Now, Tom Cruise is "running" for President (Humor)

    07/06/2020 7:10:45 AM PDT · by Perseverando · 7 replies
    Twitter ^ | July ?, 2020 | Unattributed
    A short video clip of a Tom Cruise look-a-like doing a parody of Tom Cruise announcing for President. LOL! Saw it on James Woods' twitter feed.
  • That’s a Storybook, Man

    07/06/2020 6:04:28 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    MOTUS ^ | 7-6-20 | MOTUS
    The 3 day weekend of Burn, Loot, Riot culminated in the toppling of the statue of Fredrick Douglas in Rochester, New York. Not Black enough for BLM Since these marauders have no sense of history I doubt they even realized the irony of toppling the statue of the former slave on the very day and in the very place he delivered his famous speech - “What to the Slave is the Fourth of July” - 168 years ago. If you’re going to cancel the likes of Fredrick Douglas, who then do you look to for inspiration? Colin Kaepernick? Note:...