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Woman Loses Internship Over Threat to Stab People [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 July 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/06/2020 12:50:49 PM PDT by John Semmens

This past week, Harvard graduate Claira Janover tweeted a threat saying that "the next person who has the sheer nerve, the sheer entitled caucasity, to say 'All Lives Matter,' I'ma stab you. I'ma stab you, and while you're struggling and bleeding out, I'ma show you my paper cut and say, 'My cut matters too.'" She was surprised shortly afterward to learn that Deloitte, an accounting firm based in the United Kingdom, subsequently uninvited her to intern for them.

She then posted a tearful video in which she said "the job that I'd worked really hard to get and meant a lot to me has called me and fired me because of everything. Trump supporters took my job away from me. I have gotten death threats, rape threats, violent threats. Now my future's entirely compromised because Trump supporters have decided to come for my life. God, this sucks. You guys suck." This performance netted her $10,000 in donations.

Later at the daily White House press briefing, CNN's Jim Acosta demanded to know "why Trump had Claira Janover fired." Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany denied that Trump had anything to do with the firing. "The President only fires people who work for him and then only if they are not adequately performing their job."

A spokesman for Deloitte denied that Trump or anyone else influenced the company's decision to withdraw the internship offer, saying tersely that "it is simply against company policy to employ anyone who threatens to harm another person."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=407325.0


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: blm; satire; threats; trump

1 posted on 07/06/2020 12:50:49 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

These lefties have been saying stuff like this for a long time now - without any consequences.

About time they suffer the same fate as us Conservatives whose jobs, careers, livelihoods are threatened every time we open our mouths.

You dish it out, you’d better be able to suffer the consequences, snowflake.

This is the new normal YOUR ilk have created: “Make your opponent live up to his own rule book.” (to paraphrase the Hillary Clinton’s hero, Alinsky).


2 posted on 07/06/2020 1:00:32 PM PDT by Bon of Babble (In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, Baby!)
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To: Bon of Babble

The shiv princess!


3 posted on 07/06/2020 1:02:42 PM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: John Semmens

But my paper cut matters, too.


4 posted on 07/06/2020 1:11:31 PM PDT by Yo-Yo ( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Yo-Yo

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks.


5 posted on 07/06/2020 1:15:14 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: John Semmens

Ok, what part is satire?


6 posted on 07/06/2020 1:15:25 PM PDT by Thommas
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To: John Semmens

I would think her atrocious grammar and demented spelling would be sufficient cause to terminate her employment, regardless of the actual content of her post.


7 posted on 07/06/2020 1:22:55 PM PDT by Ronin (I need a new tagline...)
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To: Bon of Babble

Therapists Post covid will be busy...


8 posted on 07/06/2020 4:29:52 PM PDT by Marinario
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