There exists a ''situation'' in society for which I feel totally and eminently qualified on which to comment. As a card carrying member and member in good standing of the Hoi Polloi [the common people], that group of arrogant bastards who think that just because they have a Bill of Rights and a Constitution they are as good as any other American, I can elucidate for the illuminati the mercurial nature and independent spirit of America’s common masses, thus helping them avoid the following perplexing social situation. At a recent, Manhattan dinner party society’s elite upper crust were quite shocked...